Deb Champion
@champignons.bsky.social
Artist. Genius. Printmaker. Purveyor of handprinted goods. Plans for global domination
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Etsy also champignons
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Etsy also champignons
Good look forward to the death of this industry x
“I agree with Nick.”
Kill the industry, you say? That sounds tough for that industry. Which industry was that again?
Oh. The stealing industry? Maybe killing that industry wouldn’t be such a bad thing? Considering it’s kind of a bad industry. Unlike the other one, which it’s currently killing.
Kill the industry, you say? That sounds tough for that industry. Which industry was that again?
Oh. The stealing industry? Maybe killing that industry wouldn’t be such a bad thing? Considering it’s kind of a bad industry. Unlike the other one, which it’s currently killing.
May 24, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Good look forward to the death of this industry x
I just saw a TikTok hashtagged with ‘digital detox’
A digital detox that they filmed every minute of. So weird.
A digital detox that they filmed every minute of. So weird.
February 10, 2025 at 3:29 PM
I just saw a TikTok hashtagged with ‘digital detox’
A digital detox that they filmed every minute of. So weird.
A digital detox that they filmed every minute of. So weird.
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The voters
They destroyed the cage
Yes
YES
The Tories are out
They destroyed the cage
Yes
YES
The Tories are out
July 4, 2024 at 9:39 PM
The voters
They destroyed the cage
Yes
YES
The Tories are out
They destroyed the cage
Yes
YES
The Tories are out
If you like pictures of gannets, this newsletter might be good for you.
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One hundred photos of Gannets
And a puffin.
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June 9, 2024 at 10:57 AM
If you like pictures of gannets, this newsletter might be good for you.
champignons.substack.com/p/one-hundre...
champignons.substack.com/p/one-hundre...
Baby deer staring through the window like the patio is his fish tank and I’m swimming round for his amusement
March 25, 2024 at 9:36 PM
Baby deer staring through the window like the patio is his fish tank and I’m swimming round for his amusement
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Have you found them?
"Not yet, sir.”
THEY’RE MUTANT TURTLES THAT DO KARATE HOW HARD COULD IT BE?
"They wear tiny masks, sir.”
"Not yet, sir.”
THEY’RE MUTANT TURTLES THAT DO KARATE HOW HARD COULD IT BE?
"They wear tiny masks, sir.”
March 7, 2024 at 5:54 AM
Have you found them?
"Not yet, sir.”
THEY’RE MUTANT TURTLES THAT DO KARATE HOW HARD COULD IT BE?
"They wear tiny masks, sir.”
"Not yet, sir.”
THEY’RE MUTANT TURTLES THAT DO KARATE HOW HARD COULD IT BE?
"They wear tiny masks, sir.”
I have planned a healthy nutritious dinner yet all I have eaten is hot cross buns how does this keep happening
March 1, 2024 at 5:32 PM
I have planned a healthy nutritious dinner yet all I have eaten is hot cross buns how does this keep happening
‘Oh my god, come ON’ I bellow at the contestant, fully aware I physically couldn’t manage any of the games on gladiators, except maybe the one where you’re knocked off the podium with a massive cotton bud, and only if they only expect me to fall off, and I’d still hurt myself quite badly
February 24, 2024 at 10:31 PM
‘Oh my god, come ON’ I bellow at the contestant, fully aware I physically couldn’t manage any of the games on gladiators, except maybe the one where you’re knocked off the podium with a massive cotton bud, and only if they only expect me to fall off, and I’d still hurt myself quite badly
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February 24, 2024 at 8:26 PM
Some musings champignons.substack.com?utm_source=n...
February 18, 2024 at 6:07 PM
Some musings champignons.substack.com?utm_source=n...
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Why isn’t AI doing the tedious shit for creative people instead of doing the creative shit for tedious people
February 17, 2024 at 4:32 PM
Why isn’t AI doing the tedious shit for creative people instead of doing the creative shit for tedious people
How many demons is too many?
February 9, 2024 at 11:26 AM
How many demons is too many?
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Don't know much about history
Don't know much biology
Don't know much about a science book
Don't know much about the French I took
But I do know that I’m the UK Secretary of State for Education.
Don't know much biology
Don't know much about a science book
Don't know much about the French I took
But I do know that I’m the UK Secretary of State for Education.
February 4, 2024 at 9:41 AM
Don't know much about history
Don't know much biology
Don't know much about a science book
Don't know much about the French I took
But I do know that I’m the UK Secretary of State for Education.
Don't know much biology
Don't know much about a science book
Don't know much about the French I took
But I do know that I’m the UK Secretary of State for Education.
All the colours that go into this blue: cobalt blue, red, yellow, white and black. I really like this colour. Poppies on the way!
February 2, 2024 at 3:45 PM
All the colours that go into this blue: cobalt blue, red, yellow, white and black. I really like this colour. Poppies on the way!
Think I wrote quite a good one this week. For me, anyway. Check it out.
I cannot hear the stars.
Sounds and stars and reprints
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January 21, 2024 at 7:58 PM
Think I wrote quite a good one this week. For me, anyway. Check it out.
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A tale of two pigs
Hopefully a fresh one will bring good fortune upon me.
Hopefully a fresh one will bring good fortune upon me.
December 31, 2023 at 7:54 PM
A tale of two pigs
Hopefully a fresh one will bring good fortune upon me.
Hopefully a fresh one will bring good fortune upon me.
How a lemon pig should look
December 31, 2023 at 7:45 PM
How a lemon pig should look
Every year we make a lemon pig and this year it grew a beard so I put in the airing cupboard and it turned into this blackened demon which definitely isn’t the harbinger of good finances. Trying again this year with a lemon I grew myself. Fingers crossed.
My own lemon pig from last year, his successor will come soon.
December 31, 2023 at 7:44 PM
Every year we make a lemon pig and this year it grew a beard so I put in the airing cupboard and it turned into this blackened demon which definitely isn’t the harbinger of good finances. Trying again this year with a lemon I grew myself. Fingers crossed.
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I got to see @neilhimself.neilgaiman.com read Christmas Carol and when he got to that line people started whooping and hollering like we we had just seen a goal
December 24, 2023 at 6:13 PM
I got to see @neilhimself.neilgaiman.com read Christmas Carol and when he got to that line people started whooping and hollering like we we had just seen a goal
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A few seconds before happiness
1955
📷📸?
1955
📷📸?
December 24, 2023 at 9:27 AM
A few seconds before happiness
1955
📷📸?
1955
📷📸?
It’s the last day of term so I am making the most of it by being super productive (sitting on my arse trying to cram three weeks worth of peace and quiet into one day)
December 11, 2023 at 10:49 AM
It’s the last day of term so I am making the most of it by being super productive (sitting on my arse trying to cram three weeks worth of peace and quiet into one day)
It’s the end of term and it’s nearly Christmas so here’s your story, don’t forget to tell your friends, so they can subscribe and be disappointed there’s no more stories like stinky, the Christmas Pooh
The greatest Christmas story never told
It’s not that great and I’m telling it now, so those are both lies
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December 9, 2023 at 11:22 AM
It’s the end of term and it’s nearly Christmas so here’s your story, don’t forget to tell your friends, so they can subscribe and be disappointed there’s no more stories like stinky, the Christmas Pooh