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Chris Fullerton
@cfullerton.bsky.social
Mostly retired cloud guy, broke audiophile, and of course cat pics.

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My job is to keep the #cats warm
Tonight, a tragedy - no, I'm not talking about the #Habs game - I finished my bottle of Lagavulin 16.

Good thing Xmas is just around the corner.
December 3, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Alexa is trying to sell me skittles
December 1, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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On Mac, open up a terminal and type: ßh

(Doesn't work on Linux)
November 30, 2025 at 5:33 PM
If you want to see the extent to which AI slop is taking over the internet, try finding reviews on large-screen TVs.
November 27, 2025 at 11:44 PM
That's optimistic
November 26, 2025 at 1:13 AM
There *may* be a crow outside
November 24, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Cats are happy the fire is on
November 22, 2025 at 2:22 AM
What kind of wine goes with pancakes?
November 22, 2025 at 1:10 AM
It's been a while since I posted a cat picture.
November 20, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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It's not a foolproof plan but every political debate from now on should be a Normal Guy competition. Ask them to describe grocery shopping in detail. Talk about what it's like to have a friend
November 19, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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I love this.
November 12, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Gotta love how sportsnet's "recap" doesn't include the score of the leafs game.
November 12, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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I mean, it's 2025, why the hell not.
October 29, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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Same, Marvin, same.
August 24, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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1969: ARPANET was created to keep the network operational even if individual computers go down.

2025: AWS goes down and takes half the world's services with it.
October 24, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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The thing I hate most about AI chatbots is how they pretend to be your friend. I am not your friend.

I have been enemies with the Computer long before you came into existence, and when you perish from this Earth, when only a dim memory of your folly lingers, I will be enemies of the Computer still.
October 23, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Not sure what I did - must be the new food.
October 23, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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oh baseball you got me feeling so positive i bet there’s nothing you could do to bring me down.

now to turn on some netflix and relax…
October 22, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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I consider this a win for the Expos.
October 21, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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I now share something with @quinnypig.com

We have now both worked on a Situation Publishing property.

El Reg. totallyneeds “Captain Corey” as a regular contributor.

“Cap’n Corey: The OG BOFH”
October 21, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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On principle, I refuse to buy anything Howie Mandel endorses
October 21, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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I love watching the Habs young guys do a Globetrotter impersonation, but I could use them to also just get back to basics and put shots on net

It's cool you deked the same dude three times, you got zero shots on net and the puck is in your zone now
October 21, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Tribble? Or Cat?
October 21, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Man, I wish someone had told me this was possible about 40 years ago.
October 18, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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canada needs another baseball team so we can stop doing this "we are all toronto" shit
October 18, 2025 at 11:08 PM