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HawkeTheSlayer
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Soggy rocks and ancient horrors
So this post had such an impact on me, if you asked me to draw a steam controller from memory I’d just draw this.
new steam controller looks great
January 31, 2026 at 2:57 PM
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Out now! read all about it! How satellite technologies and large-scale digital datasets can be used to #UCH. Thanks to #HonorFrostFoundation we used our #MaritimeObservatory to investigate looting on the Egadi #BronzeAge site of #Sicily. #heritagecrime honorfrostfoundation.org/2026/01/23/n...
January 30, 2026 at 3:51 PM
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🇬🇧✊🌀 Ubisoft : enough is enough! Faced with the arbitrary decision of the CEO who doesn’t even dare talking to employees anymore, unions are calling for a strike on February 10th, 11th and 12th.
January 28, 2026 at 12:10 PM
I still can’t get over how fucking good these new Space Wolves 13th Company sculpts are. Dunno why they’re red, though. #40k #SpaceWolves
January 22, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Is being very happy with a consistent 30fps in games on console a generational thing?
January 22, 2026 at 4:11 PM
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"All right," said the hacker. "I'm in."

"You hacked the Gibson?"

"No. God no. But I got my deck onto the hotel wifi."
This kills me. The evil technology in Neuromancer and Snow Crash basically, like, worked? It wasn't like "what are the implications of the Metaverse for human society?! And also somehow the Metaverse completely sucks shit but now I have to go there to pay my pizza delivery bill?!"
January 6, 2026 at 6:08 PM
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January 18, 2026 at 7:27 PM
I’d just like one week where we didn’t all have to live under the shadow of the collapsing American Empire. One week.
January 19, 2026 at 11:55 AM
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January 17, 2026 at 3:05 PM
Lord, here we go again. We’re all suffering because Trump’s a nonce and wants some big ticket diversions (which will work because the 24 hour news cycle has rotted people’s brains)
January 17, 2026 at 5:53 PM
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new steam controller looks great
November 20, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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A dugout boat which was found during excavations on the banks of the River Witham, near Fiskerton in Lincolnshire. Dating to the Iron Age, the boat was worked from a single oak tree trunk. Now part of the collections at Lincoln Museum. 📸 My own. #Woodensday #LincolnMuseum
October 29, 2025 at 7:29 AM
I sometimes think my unironic enjoyment of all five Pirates of the Caribbean films is a bit of a red flag. Every single one.
September 22, 2025 at 12:22 PM
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September 22, 2025 at 6:38 AM
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September 22, 2025 at 6:45 AM
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September 22, 2025 at 8:47 AM
I’m 2 minutes into Rebel Moon’s Director’s Cut (I feel it’s the authentic Snyder Experience) and fuck me is it shit already. Some 40K Commissar landing on a planet that seems to be 90% empty car parks?
August 31, 2025 at 10:14 AM
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I'm just saying, Final Fantasy Tactics is one of the greatest games ever made
June 3, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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The vote riggers are thinking they might have overdone it #eurovision
May 17, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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That’s got to be a bot farm. No way. #Eurovision
May 17, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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honestly, same #eurovision
May 17, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Someone let me know when Genocidia’s entry is done so I can switch back on? #eurovision
May 17, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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Life was so much easier when I was a simple Chaos Warrior.
May 17, 2025 at 7:21 AM
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Nine shot gauges were found on the Mary Rose, these were vital in ensuring that the ship's guns weren't loaded with the wrong sizED BALLS.

#EdBallsDay
April 28, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Ed Balls
April 28, 2025 at 3:33 PM