Laura
@cestmoilaura.bsky.social
Writer, birder, reader, witch— among other things. | 🇺🇦🇵🇸
Not me ordering at the Wendy’s AI drive thru and still saying please and thank you
December 28, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Not me ordering at the Wendy’s AI drive thru and still saying please and thank you
🎵🎤 All I want for Christmas is my molar back 🎶
December 7, 2025 at 5:34 PM
🎵🎤 All I want for Christmas is my molar back 🎶
Woke up with a tooth ache, now having an emergency tooth extraction in an hour 😵💫
December 3, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Woke up with a tooth ache, now having an emergency tooth extraction in an hour 😵💫
Accidentally typed 2045 instead of 2025 while looking up something at work and triggered an existential crisis in me.
two sesame street characters elmo and oscar are standing next to each other .
ALT: two sesame street characters elmo and oscar are standing next to each other .
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Accidentally typed 2045 instead of 2025 while looking up something at work and triggered an existential crisis in me.
How I slept last night after Mamdani won
a cartoon character is laying on a bed with a blanket and a statue .
ALT: a cartoon character is laying on a bed with a blanket and a statue .
media.tenor.com
November 5, 2025 at 3:45 PM
How I slept last night after Mamdani won
Just started watching Slow Horses so that will be my entire personality for the next month or so
November 5, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Just started watching Slow Horses so that will be my entire personality for the next month or so
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Honking life by the clown nose
October 9, 2024 at 4:04 PM
Honking life by the clown nose
Time to watch this weeks Task on mute because it’s toooo stressful for me.
October 6, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Time to watch this weeks Task on mute because it’s toooo stressful for me.
Had some left over cider donuts that were getting stale so I made some bread pudding with them 🤤😋
October 1, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Had some left over cider donuts that were getting stale so I made some bread pudding with them 🤤😋
Finally cold enough to be cozy
October 1, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Finally cold enough to be cozy
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Sharing for a friend: All Paws Matter Animal Rescue in Granite Falls, NC, urgently needs help for a cat named Molly with a massive tumor.
They're trying to raise $300 just to get her to the vet as they are completely out of money. She will be going to Hudson Animal Hospital.
They're trying to raise $300 just to get her to the vet as they are completely out of money. She will be going to Hudson Animal Hospital.
September 28, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Sharing for a friend: All Paws Matter Animal Rescue in Granite Falls, NC, urgently needs help for a cat named Molly with a massive tumor.
They're trying to raise $300 just to get her to the vet as they are completely out of money. She will be going to Hudson Animal Hospital.
They're trying to raise $300 just to get her to the vet as they are completely out of money. She will be going to Hudson Animal Hospital.
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Hi Internet! I'm Drew and THIS IS MY FACE.
If this GIF has ever brought you joy in the past, I humbly ask you to consider making a donation to the National MS Society. It would mean a lot to me and to those I know affected by the disease!
Donate at blinkingguy.com
If this GIF has ever brought you joy in the past, I humbly ask you to consider making a donation to the National MS Society. It would mean a lot to me and to those I know affected by the disease!
Donate at blinkingguy.com
September 26, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Hi Internet! I'm Drew and THIS IS MY FACE.
If this GIF has ever brought you joy in the past, I humbly ask you to consider making a donation to the National MS Society. It would mean a lot to me and to those I know affected by the disease!
Donate at blinkingguy.com
If this GIF has ever brought you joy in the past, I humbly ask you to consider making a donation to the National MS Society. It would mean a lot to me and to those I know affected by the disease!
Donate at blinkingguy.com
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you should come by the village later , we're all gonna draw slips of paper out of an old wooden box and stone whoever gets the marked one to death
September 25, 2025 at 1:22 AM
you should come by the village later , we're all gonna draw slips of paper out of an old wooden box and stone whoever gets the marked one to death
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Lanolin would be a great name for a girl.
September 24, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Lanolin would be a great name for a girl.
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Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.
-Aldous Huxley
-Aldous Huxley
September 14, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.
-Aldous Huxley
-Aldous Huxley
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*snaps gum* my cats think you're shit.
September 17, 2025 at 12:36 AM
*snaps gum* my cats think you're shit.
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"political violence is never acceptable," is a phrase you don't hear politicians say after cops beat the shit out of peaceful demonstrators
September 10, 2025 at 11:36 PM
"political violence is never acceptable," is a phrase you don't hear politicians say after cops beat the shit out of peaceful demonstrators
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the concept of etsy witches being investigated by the fbi
a man and a woman are looking at each other with a serious look on their faces
ALT: a man and a woman are looking at each other with a serious look on their faces
media.tenor.com
September 10, 2025 at 8:48 PM
the concept of etsy witches being investigated by the fbi
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I'm not at all a fan of Charlie Kirk and disagree vehemently with everything he said and did in his life. But that's it, I just wanted to say that.
September 10, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I'm not at all a fan of Charlie Kirk and disagree vehemently with everything he said and did in his life. But that's it, I just wanted to say that.
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you have been made witness to Celery Victor. share this three times and good fortune will follow you into battle
September 9, 2025 at 12:43 PM
you have been made witness to Celery Victor. share this three times and good fortune will follow you into battle
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Filmed BRAGGING about it.
September 5, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Filmed BRAGGING about it.
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The only difference between me and someone in a psych ward is the socks.
September 3, 2025 at 7:59 PM
The only difference between me and someone in a psych ward is the socks.
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Report: Your Naked Body Will Make Entire Morgue Laugh https://theonion.com/report-your-naked-body-will-make-entire-morgue-laugh/
August 29, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Report: Your Naked Body Will Make Entire Morgue Laugh https://theonion.com/report-your-naked-body-will-make-entire-morgue-laugh/
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This movie is a vibe and an aesthetic.
August 29, 2025 at 7:44 PM
This movie is a vibe and an aesthetic.
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This is just OBSCENE...................
August 28, 2025 at 11:06 PM
This is just OBSCENE...................