I love the anecdote about “Chameleon” where Herbie Hancock plays this riff that sounds so dirty, so nasty, so jazzy, and it’s because the pitch wheel got stuck on his keyboard and transposed the entire riff by a half step

Alwayes a goode daye to tell your friendes you love them

I still really love Gritty, I love that when he was unveiled, Philadelphia was like, "What the fuck", the world replied, "Yeah, what the fuck" and then Philadelphia said, "Hey, don't you talk that way about our Gritty"

I need Americans to hate this administration the way Kendrick hates Drake so they can actually stand a chance of surviving

Spydere man Spydere Man
Doth al things a spydere kan
Sondrye webbes he kan weaven
Thieves lyke flyes he kan cacchen
Lo, anon cometh Spydere Man

First they came for the immigrants, and I spoke out, because I’ve read the damn poem before and I know how it ends.

And ye maye aske yowerself, 'How do Ich werke thys?'
And ye maye aske yowerself, 'Wher ys that large destrier?'
And ye maye tell yowerself, 'Thys nys nat my fayre castel!'
And ye maye tell yowerself, 'Thys nys nat my swift goshawk!'

Lift a glass (fork?) tonight to the memory of Louis Camille Maillard, who in 1912 described and investigated a chemical reaction, now known as the Maillard Reaction, that is responsible for the tasty brown goodness of seared meat, toasted marshmallows, bread crusts, and a million other yummy things.

Everybody goes on and on about the scene in The Two Towers where Legolas invents skateboarding but the real star of the show is the orc who runs the Olympic torch.

here, have some fish from 2002

On the plus side, punk music is gonna be SO good for the next 4 years

Roses are redde
Noble are the manatees
Yf we wante a bettir future
Teach artes & humanityes