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I went and fucked myself, now what?
February 12, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I went and fucked myself, now what?
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Just finished shoveling snow and now I feel like an unevenly microwaved hot pocket.
February 13, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Just finished shoveling snow and now I feel like an unevenly microwaved hot pocket.
Me and my gf stare at the drink list for 20 minutes, then order 5oz of Riesling and the house lager
February 11, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Me and my gf stare at the drink list for 20 minutes, then order 5oz of Riesling and the house lager
Never tying my shoes in public again. Embarrassing.
February 11, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Never tying my shoes in public again. Embarrassing.
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Not a conspiracy theorist, I just simply don’t believe you
February 11, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Not a conspiracy theorist, I just simply don’t believe you
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Therapist: why are you so nervous?
Me: yes
Me: yes
February 11, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Therapist: why are you so nervous?
Me: yes
Me: yes
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then NASA was all "clearest ever pics of uranus kinda gross actually"
February 11, 2025 at 5:39 PM
then NASA was all "clearest ever pics of uranus kinda gross actually"
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Finding places to sit down is my specialty.
February 10, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Finding places to sit down is my specialty.
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only saying "what?" from now on and that's rhetorical
February 10, 2025 at 1:05 PM
only saying "what?" from now on and that's rhetorical
Wowzers in my trousers
February 8, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Wowzers in my trousers
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Teacher: How are you?
Kid: Is it ok to say I'm doing good?
Teacher: Yes, I know you mean well
Kid: Is it ok to say I'm doing good?
Teacher: Yes, I know you mean well
February 8, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Teacher: How are you?
Kid: Is it ok to say I'm doing good?
Teacher: Yes, I know you mean well
Kid: Is it ok to say I'm doing good?
Teacher: Yes, I know you mean well
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Don't mind me I'm just here to make things awkward
February 8, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Don't mind me I'm just here to make things awkward
mimosas for breakfast and then it’s show time
February 8, 2025 at 3:00 PM
mimosas for breakfast and then it’s show time
if you think that I sound bitter it’s actually because I am
February 7, 2025 at 6:12 PM
if you think that I sound bitter it’s actually because I am
Oh you’re a ”foodie”! What else do you like? Water? Maybe oxygen? Idiot.
February 7, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Oh you’re a ”foodie”! What else do you like? Water? Maybe oxygen? Idiot.
feeling as fresh as a 17th century pirate with scurvy waking up after a 3 week rum bender
February 6, 2025 at 6:01 PM
feeling as fresh as a 17th century pirate with scurvy waking up after a 3 week rum bender
you were cringy as a teen? sorry can’t relate, I was just as cool back then
February 5, 2025 at 7:02 PM
you were cringy as a teen? sorry can’t relate, I was just as cool back then
eating cauliflower pancakes is part of some masochist kink right?
February 5, 2025 at 4:01 PM
eating cauliflower pancakes is part of some masochist kink right?
me when I rearrange the pepperonis on my frozen pizza before putting it in the oven
February 5, 2025 at 3:00 PM
me when I rearrange the pepperonis on my frozen pizza before putting it in the oven
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Just dropped my car off at the garage and managed to drop the word carburettor into conversation with the mechanic so he knows to take me seriously and he told me my car doesn’t have a carburettor
February 5, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Just dropped my car off at the garage and managed to drop the word carburettor into conversation with the mechanic so he knows to take me seriously and he told me my car doesn’t have a carburettor
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If I have to "power through" something, then it's clearly not for me.
February 5, 2025 at 12:59 PM
If I have to "power through" something, then it's clearly not for me.
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“when life gives you lemons” when has that ever happened? what the fuck are you talking about
February 5, 2025 at 4:01 AM
“when life gives you lemons” when has that ever happened? what the fuck are you talking about