cecil☭
@cecyllavellans.bsky.social
he/him ♡ 30 ♡ ftm ♡ bi ♡ white ♡ marxist-leninist ♡ antizionist jew ♡ computer pervert ♡ T date: 12/12/21 ♡ mdni ♡ im basically never on here lol
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cecil☭
@cecyllavellans.bsky.social
· Feb 7
im sorry have yall genuinely been calling posts "skeets" over here? like, unironically?
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rip jane goodall i hope you read this post
KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor
October 1, 2025 at 8:13 PM
rip jane goodall i hope you read this post
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Hello, Dragon Age fandom, I discovered kirkwall fashion and now I'll never know rest.
August 7, 2024 at 2:55 AM
Hello, Dragon Age fandom, I discovered kirkwall fashion and now I'll never know rest.
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I'm adding the lore I've learned from the comments to this... DLC of the "Varric's collar saga"
August 10, 2024 at 3:12 AM
I'm adding the lore I've learned from the comments to this... DLC of the "Varric's collar saga"
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Call me a prude, but the beak and talons would scare me
June 27, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Call me a prude, but the beak and talons would scare me
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Satire requires clarified milk, 2 oz of dark rum, 0.75 oz of lemon juice, 0.5 oz simple syrup, and 0.25 oz pineapple juice lest it be mistaken for and contribute to English milk punch
June 26, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Satire requires clarified milk, 2 oz of dark rum, 0.75 oz of lemon juice, 0.5 oz simple syrup, and 0.25 oz pineapple juice lest it be mistaken for and contribute to English milk punch
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many people have been asking, "do you recognize the bodies in the water?" well, folks, i have been looking at the bodies, and i have been recognizing them. i have been recognizing them very strongly. some of them were classmates of mine. and we are going to go into the water, and [DATA EXPUNGED]
effective immediately i am tasking USGC to identify and retrieve all the remaining floating bodies within 90 days
May 5, 2025 at 1:20 AM
many people have been asking, "do you recognize the bodies in the water?" well, folks, i have been looking at the bodies, and i have been recognizing them. i have been recognizing them very strongly. some of them were classmates of mine. and we are going to go into the water, and [DATA EXPUNGED]
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wow, certainly no one in later generations was subjected to horrific live events on television with no counseling !
April 20, 2025 at 1:11 AM
wow, certainly no one in later generations was subjected to horrific live events on television with no counseling !
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(at coffees shop)
me: hello can i have "normal"" coffee ?
woke : no we only reassign youre gender
me (girly ): noo they reassignd my fuckign genter
moral of story= this is whats it is like now !
me: hello can i have "normal"" coffee ?
woke : no we only reassign youre gender
me (girly ): noo they reassignd my fuckign genter
moral of story= this is whats it is like now !
November 14, 2024 at 10:30 AM
(at coffees shop)
me: hello can i have "normal"" coffee ?
woke : no we only reassign youre gender
me (girly ): noo they reassignd my fuckign genter
moral of story= this is whats it is like now !
me: hello can i have "normal"" coffee ?
woke : no we only reassign youre gender
me (girly ): noo they reassignd my fuckign genter
moral of story= this is whats it is like now !
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The idea that story-driven games aren’t replayable is so strange to me. I eventually bounce off every multiplayer game because I get bored, but I go back to story games again and again just like rewatching a favorite movie, or to experience something new
February 6, 2025 at 8:15 PM
The idea that story-driven games aren’t replayable is so strange to me. I eventually bounce off every multiplayer game because I get bored, but I go back to story games again and again just like rewatching a favorite movie, or to experience something new
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Me: Obviously Lois Lane would be Miss Piggy in Muppet Superman. Kermit should be Clark Kent but *NOT* Superman. Superman is Henry Cavill and looking like a frog is just him acting meek
Fellow Bunker Resident: (glances at screen counting down “Safe Surface Radiation Level 37.6 years”) Ugh
Fellow Bunker Resident: (glances at screen counting down “Safe Surface Radiation Level 37.6 years”) Ugh
December 21, 2024 at 5:32 PM
Me: Obviously Lois Lane would be Miss Piggy in Muppet Superman. Kermit should be Clark Kent but *NOT* Superman. Superman is Henry Cavill and looking like a frog is just him acting meek
Fellow Bunker Resident: (glances at screen counting down “Safe Surface Radiation Level 37.6 years”) Ugh
Fellow Bunker Resident: (glances at screen counting down “Safe Surface Radiation Level 37.6 years”) Ugh
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People always ask OH GOD WHAT HAVE YOU DONE but never OH GOD HOW ARE YOU DOING
May 9, 2023 at 5:21 PM
People always ask OH GOD WHAT HAVE YOU DONE but never OH GOD HOW ARE YOU DOING
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“Free Palestine” kite over border wall where Border Patrol forces asylum seekers to wait for hrs. As the kite soars above a deadly border wall our interconnected struggles for self-determination & liberation will also ascend beyond barriers that separate our families & those that disfigure our lands
November 27, 2024 at 11:55 PM
“Free Palestine” kite over border wall where Border Patrol forces asylum seekers to wait for hrs. As the kite soars above a deadly border wall our interconnected struggles for self-determination & liberation will also ascend beyond barriers that separate our families & those that disfigure our lands
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I’m worried that kids today are growing up without a video game series that teaches them 13 or 15 similar sounding skate punk songs
November 27, 2024 at 6:56 PM
I’m worried that kids today are growing up without a video game series that teaches them 13 or 15 similar sounding skate punk songs
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I am so twisted that to me this is just a normal sex coin.
Righto, gonna recreate some of my most viral twitter threads here for posterity. First up:
For a few decades in the first century CE, the Roman Empire was absolutely flooded with weird sex-coins and we're still not 100% why.
For a few decades in the first century CE, the Roman Empire was absolutely flooded with weird sex-coins and we're still not 100% why.
November 28, 2024 at 10:03 AM
I am so twisted that to me this is just a normal sex coin.
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ブルースカイ始めました🕊
こちらでもどうぞよろしくお願い致します！
こちらでもどうぞよろしくお願い致します！
February 8, 2024 at 12:10 AM
ブルースカイ始めました🕊
こちらでもどうぞよろしくお願い致します！
こちらでもどうぞよろしくお願い致します！
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桃豆こまもちと申します。絵を描いています！
こちらでもよろしくお願いいたします！！
こちらでもよろしくお願いいたします！！
February 7, 2024 at 7:55 AM
桃豆こまもちと申します。絵を描いています！
こちらでもよろしくお願いいたします！！
こちらでもよろしくお願いいたします！！