Chris Harrison
@cdharrison.net
Follower of Christ. GeekDad. Husband. Technical Developer Lead at Wier/Stewart. Opinions are mine.
“The axe forgets, but the tree remembers.
https://cdharrison.net
“The axe forgets, but the tree remembers.
https://cdharrison.net
I have a greater appreciation for y’all that run D&D games on the regular now.
I DMd my first D&D Adventurers League session tonight.
It was more fun and more to juggle than I expected. (I’m glad I had help!) It might be a month or two before I try my hand at it again.
I DMd my first D&D Adventurers League session tonight.
It was more fun and more to juggle than I expected. (I’m glad I had help!) It might be a month or two before I try my hand at it again.
July 29, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I have a greater appreciation for y’all that run D&D games on the regular now.
I DMd my first D&D Adventurers League session tonight.
It was more fun and more to juggle than I expected. (I’m glad I had help!) It might be a month or two before I try my hand at it again.
I DMd my first D&D Adventurers League session tonight.
It was more fun and more to juggle than I expected. (I’m glad I had help!) It might be a month or two before I try my hand at it again.
Looking forward to digging into Things Become Other Thing by @craigmod.com. Got it a couple of weeks ago but it’s been a crazy time of year.
May 22, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Looking forward to digging into Things Become Other Thing by @craigmod.com. Got it a couple of weeks ago but it’s been a crazy time of year.
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modems screaming at us in the 90s was a warning and we didn't take it
May 3, 2025 at 12:57 AM
modems screaming at us in the 90s was a warning and we didn't take it
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So over for you hoes
May 8, 2025 at 8:01 PM
So over for you hoes
I asked ChatGPT to roast me… and ouch. This would be great for Vicious Mockery.
You’ve got the confidence of a bard with no charisma modifier, swaggering into a tavern thinking you’re the main quest when you’re barely an unmarked side objective.”
You’ve got the confidence of a bard with no charisma modifier, swaggering into a tavern thinking you’re the main quest when you’re barely an unmarked side objective.”
April 24, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I asked ChatGPT to roast me… and ouch. This would be great for Vicious Mockery.
You’ve got the confidence of a bard with no charisma modifier, swaggering into a tavern thinking you’re the main quest when you’re barely an unmarked side objective.”
You’ve got the confidence of a bard with no charisma modifier, swaggering into a tavern thinking you’re the main quest when you’re barely an unmarked side objective.”
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Carry a Red Card
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April 23, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Carry a Red Card
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Good morning ppl! I am super fired up and pissed today. Before I get to my damn rant, yesterday the VA launched a snitch line. Anti-Christianbiasreporting@Va.gov
Spam the fuck out of this…
Spam the fuck out of this…
April 23, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Good morning ppl! I am super fired up and pissed today. Before I get to my damn rant, yesterday the VA launched a snitch line. Anti-Christianbiasreporting@Va.gov
Spam the fuck out of this…
Spam the fuck out of this…
Stayed up way too late last night watching the first three episodes of #Andor Season 2. My gosh. That was so worth the wait.
There are some scenes in Episodes 2 & 3 that I never imagined we’d see. That’s my only spoiler. I can’t believe we basically get FOUR movies over the next few weeks. Insane.
There are some scenes in Episodes 2 & 3 that I never imagined we’d see. That’s my only spoiler. I can’t believe we basically get FOUR movies over the next few weeks. Insane.
April 23, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Stayed up way too late last night watching the first three episodes of #Andor Season 2. My gosh. That was so worth the wait.
There are some scenes in Episodes 2 & 3 that I never imagined we’d see. That’s my only spoiler. I can’t believe we basically get FOUR movies over the next few weeks. Insane.
There are some scenes in Episodes 2 & 3 that I never imagined we’d see. That’s my only spoiler. I can’t believe we basically get FOUR movies over the next few weeks. Insane.
Cannot wait for Andor Season 2 tonight. #FightTheEmpire
April 23, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Cannot wait for Andor Season 2 tonight. #FightTheEmpire
Our adventuring party tossed a Behir that was polymorphic into a Giant Snail down a 40 foot hole and then set 5 barrels of gunpowder ablaze with fireball to nearly obliterate it. My steel defender was lost in the process but my artificer will just create another. So much fun. #DungeonsAndDragons
April 18, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Our adventuring party tossed a Behir that was polymorphic into a Giant Snail down a 40 foot hole and then set 5 barrels of gunpowder ablaze with fireball to nearly obliterate it. My steel defender was lost in the process but my artificer will just create another. So much fun. #DungeonsAndDragons
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Free music: www.cpsc.gov/Were-Safety-...
April 16, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Free music: www.cpsc.gov/Were-Safety-...
I don’t even golf but I always catch the fever this time of year. Maybe it’s the pollen?
April 5, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I don’t even golf but I always catch the fever this time of year. Maybe it’s the pollen?
Got this year’s gnome. 🤘 Success.
April 5, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Got this year’s gnome. 🤘 Success.
Heading to Augusta National for the morning to check out ANWA for a bit. The roads in Augusta are empty right now, but they’ll get bad soon.
April 5, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Heading to Augusta National for the morning to check out ANWA for a bit. The roads in Augusta are empty right now, but they’ll get bad soon.
Rollercoaster Tycoon is on Apple Arcade?! Sweet! apps.apple.com/us/app/rolle...
RollerCoaster Tycoon® Classic+
Now on Apple Arcade, RollerCoaster Tycoon® Classic+ is a fresh RCT experience, combining the best features from two of the most successful and beloved RCT games in the series’ history – RollerCoaster...
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April 4, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Rollercoaster Tycoon is on Apple Arcade?! Sweet! apps.apple.com/us/app/rolle...
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babe wake up there’s a new euphemism for “eating open-faced shit sandwiches”
April 3, 2025 at 7:10 PM
babe wake up there’s a new euphemism for “eating open-faced shit sandwiches”
@deathbydice.bsky.social thank you so much for the dice bag and stickers! Already using the bag to collect my ever growing dice collection.
April 3, 2025 at 4:30 PM
@deathbydice.bsky.social thank you so much for the dice bag and stickers! Already using the bag to collect my ever growing dice collection.
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🚨 Did you miss the big reveal? We saved you a seat!
🍽️ Font Awesome 7 is officially served!
🔥 New icons, fresh styles, and faster performance — all ready for you to dig into.
📌 fontawesome.com?utm_source=b...
🍽️ Font Awesome 7 is officially served!
🔥 New icons, fresh styles, and faster performance — all ready for you to dig into.
📌 fontawesome.com?utm_source=b...
April 2, 2025 at 5:29 PM
🚨 Did you miss the big reveal? We saved you a seat!
🍽️ Font Awesome 7 is officially served!
🔥 New icons, fresh styles, and faster performance — all ready for you to dig into.
📌 fontawesome.com?utm_source=b...
🍽️ Font Awesome 7 is officially served!
🔥 New icons, fresh styles, and faster performance — all ready for you to dig into.
📌 fontawesome.com?utm_source=b...
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i would like articles about layoffs to acknowledge if the ceo took a paycut or not. i know the answer is typically no, but i think journalists should make them say so
April 3, 2025 at 2:01 AM
i would like articles about layoffs to acknowledge if the ceo took a paycut or not. i know the answer is typically no, but i think journalists should make them say so
Brilliant words by @brilliantcrank.bsky.social. brilliantcrank.com/eject-disk/
Eject disk.
A manifesto for everyone stuck in the system that keeps crashing you.
What follows here isn’t a framework or a fix—it’s a declaration. A reckoning. And a call to return to ourselves before we try to ...
brilliantcrank.com
April 3, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Brilliant words by @brilliantcrank.bsky.social. brilliantcrank.com/eject-disk/
I asked ChatGPT to translate the US Constitution into brainrot. Behold: 📜 THE BIG OL’ RULEBOOK FOR ‘MURICA
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
This oversimplification made me laugh:
ARTICLE 2
SECTION 4 – HOW TO YEET A PREZ
Impeach for treason, bribery, or other high crimes.
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
This oversimplification made me laugh:
ARTICLE 2
SECTION 4 – HOW TO YEET A PREZ
Impeach for treason, bribery, or other high crimes.
📜 BIG OL’ RULEBOOK FOR ‘MURICA
📜 BIG OL’ RULEBOOK FOR ‘MURICA (aka The Constitution, aka The “We Run This” Document) Preamble – WHY WE HERE? Ayo, we settin’ up this squad to: ✅ Keep the peace, ✅ Protect the homies, ✅ Make that ...
docs.google.com
March 26, 2025 at 12:52 PM
I asked ChatGPT to translate the US Constitution into brainrot. Behold: 📜 THE BIG OL’ RULEBOOK FOR ‘MURICA
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
This oversimplification made me laugh:
ARTICLE 2
SECTION 4 – HOW TO YEET A PREZ
Impeach for treason, bribery, or other high crimes.
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
This oversimplification made me laugh:
ARTICLE 2
SECTION 4 – HOW TO YEET A PREZ
Impeach for treason, bribery, or other high crimes.
This is really well done: uicolors.app/generate
Tailwind CSS Color Generator | UI Colors
Generate, edit, save and share Tailwind CSS color shades based on a given hexcode or HSL color.
uicolors.app
March 24, 2025 at 6:30 PM
This is really well done: uicolors.app/generate
The Communist Manifesto in brainrot, courtesy of ChatGPT:
Yo, listen up! Rich dudes (bourgeoisie) been stacking mad bread forever, making the rest of us (proletariat) grind like NPCs in their capitalism simulator. Whole history? Just one big “haves vs. have-nots” drama.
Yo, listen up! Rich dudes (bourgeoisie) been stacking mad bread forever, making the rest of us (proletariat) grind like NPCs in their capitalism simulator. Whole history? Just one big “haves vs. have-nots” drama.
March 22, 2025 at 1:36 AM
The Communist Manifesto in brainrot, courtesy of ChatGPT:
Yo, listen up! Rich dudes (bourgeoisie) been stacking mad bread forever, making the rest of us (proletariat) grind like NPCs in their capitalism simulator. Whole history? Just one big “haves vs. have-nots” drama.
Yo, listen up! Rich dudes (bourgeoisie) been stacking mad bread forever, making the rest of us (proletariat) grind like NPCs in their capitalism simulator. Whole history? Just one big “haves vs. have-nots” drama.
Today I hit 6 months of not drinking. It's been a good experiment & personal challenge and I feel much better as a result of it. Any drinks I have moving forward will be few and far between.
March 21, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Today I hit 6 months of not drinking. It's been a good experiment & personal challenge and I feel much better as a result of it. Any drinks I have moving forward will be few and far between.
Playing as my Halfling Barbarian at Level 10 brings me much joy. Faced a fire giant & demons in the Underdark during last night’s D&D Adventurers League session. Met my first Mindflayer, and they were friendlyish?! And encountered Mychonids (mushroom people).
March 18, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Playing as my Halfling Barbarian at Level 10 brings me much joy. Faced a fire giant & demons in the Underdark during last night’s D&D Adventurers League session. Met my first Mindflayer, and they were friendlyish?! And encountered Mychonids (mushroom people).