10/10. Chef's kiss. No notes. 💯

so so weird to see a coalition of socialists beat back the rising tide of fascism and be like “and this is why you have to vote for joe biden”

easy to chalk the stuff in france up to some vague platitude about ~voting~ but it feels to me like more proof that you have to give people something to vote FOR, and that socialism remains better equipped to beat fascism than liberalism does! just one gal’s opinion

NEW: Justice Alito captured on tape saying things everyone knows he thinks that he'd probably just say on TV if anyone cared to ask because what are you going to do.

in the mid-90s it was perfectly normal for 11-year-olds to walk around wearing t-shirts that said stuff like "YO! /webSTRs /ˈdikSHəˌnerē/ SAYS the /:definition/ of YOU is to SHUT UP!" i don't think anything going on today is much weirder than that

my 0 yr old son drew a Ritz & said "THIS is what Putin should be on". i said "how do u know that song, ur a baby"?

He coughed up 2 identical snakes. They fused,tail-to-mouth, in a circle, which became a window. He said "let me show u" & crawled in. I miss him. i shoulda gone too

Skinned Man

Now that bluesky is open it's more important than ever to engage with trolls

The Big Bopper fandom is dying!!! Repost to your feed if you aren’t afraid to say “Hello, baby!”

editors note: these names are goofy, could we change them:
-frodo
-bilbo
-gandalf
-elrond (how about ronald the elf instead)

the fact that people have become increasingly engaged with SCOTUS oral arguments the past few years feels like mass psychosis. in like 4 months they’re going to issue a decision with a written opinion. just wait until that comes out. you don’t need to subject yourself to Sam Alito’s voice.

A punk band called The Garfields and the main guy is named Jim Garfield

i know you're not supposed to put lipstick on a pig. but i want to fuck the pig. and the lipstick makes the pig sexy. so what the fuck