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it's pronounced "you-bull"
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Today is Quintidi the 5th of Frimaire in the year 234.
Frimaire is the month of frost.
Today we celebrate pigs.#JacobinDay

More information on pigs
November 24, 2025 at 11:00 PM
An early test of Pritzker's viability in 2028: does he have the juice to start a round of TLJ discourse online?
haven’t seen ROS or Solo but this seems like a pretty ball-knowing list from Pritzker, particularly if he volunteered the name “Star Wars” rather than “A New Hope”
November 24, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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You gotta go pick up your uncle, yeah he mixed up his medicines and went crazy yelling about Uncle Tupelo songs again
November 24, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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A person directly familiar with the conversations tells Semafor that Donald Trump has personally pressed Larry Ellison to revive Brett Ratner's "Rush Hour" franchise.
www.semafor.com/article/11/2...
Exclusive: How Trump is trying to remake American culture — starting with his favorite buddy-cop franchise
The president is offering some creative input on potential upcoming projects.
www.semafor.com
November 24, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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vincent hanna: this crew stinks. total amateurs. they put a big dent in this truck and blew the other one up. shot the guards. you know what, i'm going home to my wife.
November 23, 2025 at 5:38 AM
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alfred: dere is a nonce billionaire flyin liddle guls aroun on his air plane sir. he has his own island

batman: i don't care
November 23, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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Learning about business
November 21, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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showers of gore
November 21, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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November 20, 2025 at 9:37 PM
The good news is that bowing to pressure satisfies one's enemies and disclosing information satisfies conspiracy theorists, so this will be the end of this controversy for him 🤠
November 20, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Person orchestrating a criminal conspiracy: here’s my drivers license so you can copy it for your records :)
November 20, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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If Pink floyd weren't on drugs the album probably would have been called Regular Side of the Moon
November 19, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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Today is Décadi the 30th of Brumaire in the year 234.
Brumaire is the month of mist.
Today we celebrate the roller.#JacobinDay

More information on the roller
November 19, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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The drinking water fandom is dying. Like and share if you're still sipping that clear stuff in 2025
November 19, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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I can’t be the only one who thinks that if the “Navi” from James Cameron’s avatar series of films played basketball, they would not say “ball is life” like the classic slogan, but would rather say “ball is leaf“ due to their nature loving ways
November 19, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Making some motherfucking chamomile tea
November 19, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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Chatbot for cats called Curiosity
November 18, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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In the old days you had to hire a private detective to learn the sordid details of what modern people post online for free
Btw about this from Lizza's reply: Olivia and I lived together for 4+ years (4 b'days, 4 Xmases, 4 anniversaries). That's like $1250 of jewelry per celebration. And her apartment was a writing studio. And I made an f-ton then. What was I supposed to do? Get her a lot of Gift Certificates from Kmart?
November 18, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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woke 2 sends its regards
Larry Summers tells @theharvardcrimson.bsky.social
he’s stepping back from all public commitments in light of his messages with Epstein, saying he is “deeply ashamed” and hopes “to rebuild trust and repair relationships.”

He will continue teaching.

www.thecrimson.com/article/2025...
November 18, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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she was the kind of gal who had you scanning a qr code - woke private eye
November 18, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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November 17, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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Wife: Please listen.. I am tired… The chores are piling up

Husband: (looking up from Conan the Barbarian novelette) By Crom! You hector me like a Kushite copper merchant! Though you yourself are as comely as a Hercanian courtesan.. Aah, you flee from me like a Shemite sellsword.. Babe.. Woman..
November 17, 2025 at 2:26 PM
I’ve been trying to put into words why this dissected guy prop from GdT Frankenstein pisses me off and I think I’ve got it: bro looks like if you cut into him you’d discover he’s actually made of cake
November 15, 2025 at 5:01 AM
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new research suggests napoleon boaparte had a secure attachment style with the people of france
May 23, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Jeffrey Epstein trying to write “Hamlet” in an email: hamnet
November 14, 2025 at 1:35 AM