I'm only coming here cause "The Trouble With Harry" is still on youtube and one a youse might have needed that today. The Autumn Movie of Choice. Yankees. Fall color. Corn.
"Do you mind if I call you 'Wiggy,' Mrs. Wiggs?"
"Not if you pay all yer bills on time."
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgGC...
"Do you mind if I call you 'Wiggy,' Mrs. Wiggs?"
"Not if you pay all yer bills on time."
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgGC...
The Trouble With Harry 1955 John Forsythe, Shirley MacLaine, Edmund Gwenn
YouTube video by Арина Борисова
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November 20, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I'm only coming here cause "The Trouble With Harry" is still on youtube and one a youse might have needed that today. The Autumn Movie of Choice. Yankees. Fall color. Corn.
"Do you mind if I call you 'Wiggy,' Mrs. Wiggs?"
"Not if you pay all yer bills on time."
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgGC...
"Do you mind if I call you 'Wiggy,' Mrs. Wiggs?"
"Not if you pay all yer bills on time."
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgGC...
My 87 year old aunt SHOULD NOT BE DRIVING and she is going to kill someone or herself driving around the streets of Cambridge and Boston . . . . and there is NOTHING ANYONE CAN DO ABOUT IT because she is a gigantic brat, and a former judge. Good luck everyone near Garfield St. Historic District!!
October 4, 2025 at 3:15 PM
My 87 year old aunt SHOULD NOT BE DRIVING and she is going to kill someone or herself driving around the streets of Cambridge and Boston . . . . and there is NOTHING ANYONE CAN DO ABOUT IT because she is a gigantic brat, and a former judge. Good luck everyone near Garfield St. Historic District!!
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"IT'S BEST TO ASTRAL PROJECT WITH NO CLOTHES ON. SO I DID THIS WHEN NO ONE WAS AROUND. I MADE IT UP TO THE ROOF AND SAID 'YIPPEE!' AND THEN REALIZED I COULDN'T GET DOWN. AND THEN SHE [points to wife] CAME HOME AND I SNAPPED OUT OF IT."
October 4, 2025 at 5:34 AM
"IT'S BEST TO ASTRAL PROJECT WITH NO CLOTHES ON. SO I DID THIS WHEN NO ONE WAS AROUND. I MADE IT UP TO THE ROOF AND SAID 'YIPPEE!' AND THEN REALIZED I COULDN'T GET DOWN. AND THEN SHE [points to wife] CAME HOME AND I SNAPPED OUT OF IT."
After I officiated my friend's wedding, at the reception I put on his Alf suit and walked around. Literally no one noticed!! I walked around the lawn and pool and no one fucking noticed. I thought it'd be creepy to go in the house and pound on windows at the wedding guests but no one cared.
October 4, 2025 at 2:05 PM
After I officiated my friend's wedding, at the reception I put on his Alf suit and walked around. Literally no one noticed!! I walked around the lawn and pool and no one fucking noticed. I thought it'd be creepy to go in the house and pound on windows at the wedding guests but no one cared.
I cannot believe the goat man took two boxes of LPs. Truly a remarkable day. My father collected 3000 LPs and I cannot hold on to them and live with the guilt of never playing them. I am a 300 LP person, not a 3000 LP person.
October 2, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I cannot believe the goat man took two boxes of LPs. Truly a remarkable day. My father collected 3000 LPs and I cannot hold on to them and live with the guilt of never playing them. I am a 300 LP person, not a 3000 LP person.
At Wawa I see 2 uniformed men, one with his shirt partially unbuttoned. "Hey baby I like what I see, why don't you unbutton that a little bit more? Why not go ALL THE WAY??" I call out, seductively. The windows are tinted and the sunroof is open. Who is saying that?? They look around in Panic!!
October 2, 2025 at 12:19 PM
At Wawa I see 2 uniformed men, one with his shirt partially unbuttoned. "Hey baby I like what I see, why don't you unbutton that a little bit more? Why not go ALL THE WAY??" I call out, seductively. The windows are tinted and the sunroof is open. Who is saying that?? They look around in Panic!!
My dad is haunting me lately with his giggles. "Let's go get my sisters heheheheheheeeee" then he flies off with his enormous ghostly gut glowing like one of the Scoleri brothers. My father never had a single good word about his 4 sisters. Not a single one, they were his lifelong oppressors.
October 2, 2025 at 12:10 PM
My dad is haunting me lately with his giggles. "Let's go get my sisters heheheheheheeeee" then he flies off with his enormous ghostly gut glowing like one of the Scoleri brothers. My father never had a single good word about his 4 sisters. Not a single one, they were his lifelong oppressors.
My mom just told me that Tucker Carlson wants to give Peter Buttigieg "a test" to see if he is *really* gay and this . . . this pushed me over the edge into Giggle Hollow. I felt Syd Barrett energy in my fingertips as I giggled
October 1, 2025 at 11:16 PM
My mom just told me that Tucker Carlson wants to give Peter Buttigieg "a test" to see if he is *really* gay and this . . . this pushed me over the edge into Giggle Hollow. I felt Syd Barrett energy in my fingertips as I giggled
I want a fried pie (x 32)
October 1, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I want a fried pie (x 32)
I have been up/dressed for a hours, but for some reason (fun) I turned off the lights and laid flat/camouflaged in the quilts to hide. my mom came in and rattled/dropped a bunch of cans and threw them in *my* recycling, then LEFT? when she didn't see me like she was trying to wake me up?!? wtf ma'am
September 30, 2025 at 12:25 PM
I have been up/dressed for a hours, but for some reason (fun) I turned off the lights and laid flat/camouflaged in the quilts to hide. my mom came in and rattled/dropped a bunch of cans and threw them in *my* recycling, then LEFT? when she didn't see me like she was trying to wake me up?!? wtf ma'am
the only "retail establishment" type store I feel nostalgia for is a place called Record Convergence, where you could buy used cassettes and the guy running the register was Shelby Csinka from Frodus. We shop-lifted from Wal-Mart dude, we didn't "enjoy" Wal-Mart, that's for Kimmy Schmidt types
September 29, 2025 at 4:30 PM
the only "retail establishment" type store I feel nostalgia for is a place called Record Convergence, where you could buy used cassettes and the guy running the register was Shelby Csinka from Frodus. We shop-lifted from Wal-Mart dude, we didn't "enjoy" Wal-Mart, that's for Kimmy Schmidt types
It's my birthday it's my birthday it's my birthday it's my birthday it's my birthday it's my birthday it's my birthday it's my birthday
it's my birthday I only grow out I only grow in ever-expanding bubble-like iridescent sphere, yes, I do not grow up I grow out, to encompass all of you in my joy
it's my birthday I only grow out I only grow in ever-expanding bubble-like iridescent sphere, yes, I do not grow up I grow out, to encompass all of you in my joy
September 29, 2025 at 4:21 PM
It's my birthday it's my birthday it's my birthday it's my birthday it's my birthday it's my birthday it's my birthday it's my birthday
it's my birthday I only grow out I only grow in ever-expanding bubble-like iridescent sphere, yes, I do not grow up I grow out, to encompass all of you in my joy
it's my birthday I only grow out I only grow in ever-expanding bubble-like iridescent sphere, yes, I do not grow up I grow out, to encompass all of you in my joy
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A moment of silence now to commemorate the tragic loss of John Ritter, who died this day in 2003 and should have won the Oscar for Sling Blade.
September 11, 2025 at 3:19 PM
A moment of silence now to commemorate the tragic loss of John Ritter, who died this day in 2003 and should have won the Oscar for Sling Blade.
Chili's is God's House now. this is not a surprise to me as I was high school buds with Chili's Heir
half of all the "chilis bar and grill" feed posts are "I can feel god in this chilis tonight"
September 26, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Chili's is God's House now. this is not a surprise to me as I was high school buds with Chili's Heir
I've been forced to put countless bags of black, moldy drywall and 2x4 chunks into the waste stream . . . you could put a fucking dead E.T. in the trash if it fits in contractor bags. If you find yourself in an "Adulthood" type situation just triple bag and toss, preferably with 1000 other bags
September 25, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I've been forced to put countless bags of black, moldy drywall and 2x4 chunks into the waste stream . . . you could put a fucking dead E.T. in the trash if it fits in contractor bags. If you find yourself in an "Adulthood" type situation just triple bag and toss, preferably with 1000 other bags
Pete Hegseth has hardcore Big Boy energy, like they tried to make a T2 but they were out of T2 meat . . . So they made him out of Big Boy matrix. He thinks it makes him look Reagan like. It makes him look like Bizarro Tintin. Guy has the hardest Bob's Big Boy energy in the administration today
September 24, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Pete Hegseth has hardcore Big Boy energy, like they tried to make a T2 but they were out of T2 meat . . . So they made him out of Big Boy matrix. He thinks it makes him look Reagan like. It makes him look like Bizarro Tintin. Guy has the hardest Bob's Big Boy energy in the administration today
seems like given what I know about patterns of conventional wisdom . . . basket weaving and in particular, underwater basket weaving, are about to become incredibly econimically important skills. theatre and music majors about to rule this land
September 22, 2025 at 2:01 PM
seems like given what I know about patterns of conventional wisdom . . . basket weaving and in particular, underwater basket weaving, are about to become incredibly econimically important skills. theatre and music majors about to rule this land
the automatic trash can dumper is highly frustrated by our cans and he shakes em like they owe him money
September 22, 2025 at 1:17 PM
the automatic trash can dumper is highly frustrated by our cans and he shakes em like they owe him money
The NRA public range is near some of the very best noodles in the entire Northern Virginia area-- Yanzi, Yu Noodle, Chopin House-- they're all right there. Then you got Ugly Dumpling and High Side. It's extremely good to know this when planning your range time outings. C₆H₁₂O₆ steadies the hands
September 21, 2025 at 8:39 PM
The NRA public range is near some of the very best noodles in the entire Northern Virginia area-- Yanzi, Yu Noodle, Chopin House-- they're all right there. Then you got Ugly Dumpling and High Side. It's extremely good to know this when planning your range time outings. C₆H₁₂O₆ steadies the hands
when I voted in the primary for the special election to replace Gerry Connolly this summer it was so madly unprofessional that it seemed "potemkin" ish. also a huge unmarked hole under the Fairfax County Government Center gutter which I fell into in an attempt to avoid candidates (no regrets)
The general elections really are upon us: Voting started today in Virginia!
September 19, 2025 at 3:37 PM
when I voted in the primary for the special election to replace Gerry Connolly this summer it was so madly unprofessional that it seemed "potemkin" ish. also a huge unmarked hole under the Fairfax County Government Center gutter which I fell into in an attempt to avoid candidates (no regrets)
I would love to write down all the weird shit that happened to me over the summer so you could be like hoooooly shiiiiiiii about it . . . but the bottom line is, I lived, bitch.
and I have SEVEN GOATS IN MY YARD RIGHT NOW
and I have SEVEN GOATS IN MY YARD RIGHT NOW
September 18, 2025 at 12:43 PM
I would love to write down all the weird shit that happened to me over the summer so you could be like hoooooly shiiiiiiii about it . . . but the bottom line is, I lived, bitch.
and I have SEVEN GOATS IN MY YARD RIGHT NOW
and I have SEVEN GOATS IN MY YARD RIGHT NOW
this is reincarnation
Increase efficiency and motivation by taking a power dirt nap.
September 17, 2025 at 2:18 PM
this is reincarnation
for the best god-damned plums you ever ate in your life, you want Potomac Vegetable Farms at the PVF East Farmstand 9627 Leesburg Pike, Newcombs Farm Rd, Vienna, VA 22182
this is the best plum I have ever eaten in my life
cannot urge you strongly enough to obtain these plums $4 a pound just $4/lb
this is the best plum I have ever eaten in my life
cannot urge you strongly enough to obtain these plums $4 a pound just $4/lb
September 16, 2025 at 6:10 PM
for the best god-damned plums you ever ate in your life, you want Potomac Vegetable Farms at the PVF East Farmstand 9627 Leesburg Pike, Newcombs Farm Rd, Vienna, VA 22182
this is the best plum I have ever eaten in my life
cannot urge you strongly enough to obtain these plums $4 a pound just $4/lb
this is the best plum I have ever eaten in my life
cannot urge you strongly enough to obtain these plums $4 a pound just $4/lb
sad that I have no such friend who will just talk to me about DER BLECHTROMMEL and share theories about DER BLECHTROMMEL without them gettin ALL WEIRD like "Can we talk about something other than DER BLECHTROMMEL" to which I say (screams so loud it shatters glass)
September 15, 2025 at 3:16 AM
sad that I have no such friend who will just talk to me about DER BLECHTROMMEL and share theories about DER BLECHTROMMEL without them gettin ALL WEIRD like "Can we talk about something other than DER BLECHTROMMEL" to which I say (screams so loud it shatters glass)