there's an old prissy widow in this who is revealed to be FORTY TWO!! and it has a teen mom Shirley MacLaine playing mommy to Jerry Mathers BEFORE HE WAS THE BEAVER like holy shit people, turn off plastic surgery disasters and look at these damn colors. LOOK AT THEM

like a throne of relaxation . . . and the palette is a masterclass in how to properly mix patterns

You may wonder "Why are you posting this, Char, we don't know your bratty old aunt?" The old broad comes on here for perspectives and reads my posts and occasionally reports them. You know, like a sane person.

If you live between Oxford St. and Garden St. in Cambridge watch your ass, because my aunt is going to run you over and she's got the law on her side. That's her shapeless bulk on the street view clinging to a parked car near the Graham and Parks School by the way (she can't move her feet too well)

Frederick and Edward had a son named Fredward . . . Max and Clark had a son named Mark . . . Aldo and Rex had a son named Alex . . . Bob and Ringo had a son named Ringo . . . Zack and Deke had a son named Zeke . . . Bill and Jeff had a son named Biff . . .

www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNhX...

"IT'S BEST TO ASTRAL PROJECT WITH NO CLOTHES ON. SO I DID THIS WHEN NO ONE WAS AROUND. I MADE IT UP TO THE ROOF AND SAID 'YIPPEE!' AND THEN REALIZED I COULDN'T GET DOWN. AND THEN SHE [points to wife] CAME HOME AND I SNAPPED OUT OF IT."

goals, tbh, I'd like to step into his shoes one day . . .

I see a man with a boat on his trailer and I consider going up to him and talking to him about fishing and asking if he has someone to instruct him on how to back the trailer in just for some more IRL fun times gender role-play but I have a job to do: donate 800 LPs to the goodwill before 8:30

I say louder "I said hey BABY I like how you wear your SHIRT why not OPEN IT UP a little more I like what I see HUH? Does that hair go all the way DOWN, SCHWEETHEART?" How gratifying to see data center techs look around in fear, panic, uncertainty. Who is doing this to us!! We feel unsafe!
I MENACE

oh my god I used to see these every day!! I saw one painted to be be a blonde on Long Island in like 2017

He sent him to outer space to find another race . . . and I feel like there was then a plot twist I can't quite put my finger on

once I was looking at rural tracts of hilly forest land in WV on zillow. there was a massive mountain for sale with nothing on it but a shed-- with a fireplace and bunks, and hundreds and hundreds of bowling pins. despite the lot being entirely wooded you could see someone had been burning the pins

I am going to get a puffier quilt so I can hide in my bed more effectively and find out even more secrets of the household

the last time I did this I aggressively offered to show everyone the hair to prove my point that they were not "catching" the hair "cmere check this out it's about a yard long and has spots of brilliant copper green"

I feel like this is about "Seinfeld"

DMV Clerk: Steal a car!! Steal a car!! I want you to get in it and drive West. Play the tape full blast. When the tape ends, get out and get into a fight, then get back into the car, come to town and meet me at the Carcass Club. Then, I will let you in to the most prestigious hotel of all time...