I think my carbon monoxide detector is beeping at me in Morse code.

Saxophone inventor: each button plays a different note

Trombone inventor: trombone goes WOOooooOOmp

The older you get, the more you learn to respect Excel

Really good writing and analysis here imo, in a blog that is incredibly rich in Phrases That Do Not Appear In The Bible. defector.com/the-hawk-tua...

Kind of a bummer that the Ford Fiesta ended up being the saddest car.

if you're working today* you're allowed to have two beers on the clock

*this is the exception for americans and the guaranteed by law minimum for europeans

Me: I work in IT

Them: oh great can you help me with my...

Me: not that kind of IT

At a certain point, Americans who put blind faith in our system need to realize that entities like the Democrats or Robert Mueller or Jack Smith are not "failing," but rather "managing" us with great success, while the fascist billionaire class is free to rob our tax dollars and bomb innocent people

This is the endgame for the AMPTP w/r/t all artists in all trades. Actors, directors, writers, costumers, DPs, electricians, production designers. Pay you for one day, use AI to duplicate your labor, fire us. This is why we're on strike, why SAG is on strike, and why we have to win.

Frank is either in turbo mode or the chillest dude.

chicagoans are so patriotic for their country (chicago)

"working"