matt
@mattryanx.bsky.social
gay social media manager • nyc
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got robbed and immediately texted my boss from another phone to tell her to change the brand's instagram password
January 22, 2026 at 7:57 PM
got robbed and immediately texted my boss from another phone to tell her to change the brand's instagram password
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making our strongest possible pitch to Greenland
Federal immigration agents forced open a door and detained a U.S. citizen in his Minnesota home at gunpoint without a warrant, then led him out onto the streets in his underwear in subfreezing conditions, according to his family and videos reviewed by The Associated Press.
US citizen says ICE removed him from his Minnesota home in his underwear after warrantless search
Federal immigration agents have detained a U.S. citizen in Minnesota at gunpoint without a warrant. That's according to ChongLy “Scott” Thao, who says agents forced open his door, entered with guns drawn and led him outside in his underwear in freezing conditions.
bit.ly
January 20, 2026 at 1:50 PM
making our strongest possible pitch to Greenland
the mint-colored glasses did numbers on Insta
January 20, 2026 at 1:02 AM
the mint-colored glasses did numbers on Insta
scrolled back to 2016 on my Instagram and immediately deleted a post with saggy pants and Marco Marco briefs
January 17, 2026 at 4:12 PM
scrolled back to 2016 on my Instagram and immediately deleted a post with saggy pants and Marco Marco briefs
snippet of my return to 5 days a week in the office
January 17, 2026 at 3:37 PM
snippet of my return to 5 days a week in the office
let me apologize in advance for how much I’m going to post about this new Noah Kahan song
January 15, 2026 at 1:27 PM
let me apologize in advance for how much I’m going to post about this new Noah Kahan song
i’ve been hard at work on the mtv instagram
January 15, 2026 at 2:40 AM
i’ve been hard at work on the mtv instagram
full-time return to office is going swimmingly
January 14, 2026 at 3:33 AM
full-time return to office is going swimmingly
my dog fell down the stairs tonight and I’ve been on edge for hours. 0/10, do not recommend.
January 13, 2026 at 4:20 AM
my dog fell down the stairs tonight and I’ve been on edge for hours. 0/10, do not recommend.
happy FCF
Find a way to
Consume rupaul’s drag race
Friday
Find a way to
Consume rupaul’s drag race
Friday
January 9, 2026 at 10:56 PM
happy FCF
Find a way to
Consume rupaul’s drag race
Friday
Find a way to
Consume rupaul’s drag race
Friday
one of those weeks that makes you really wish your job wasn’t Social Media™
January 9, 2026 at 10:34 PM
one of those weeks that makes you really wish your job wasn’t Social Media™
refreshing Peacock every 3 minutes hoping Traitors drops early
January 9, 2026 at 1:16 AM
refreshing Peacock every 3 minutes hoping Traitors drops early
i need a new job i need a new job i need a new job
January 8, 2026 at 12:46 AM
i need a new job i need a new job i need a new job
nobodyyyyyy does it like Eric Adams does it
January 5, 2026 at 4:21 AM
nobodyyyyyy does it like Eric Adams does it
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WH sources say Venezuela's opposition leader committed the "ultimate sin": She accepted the Nobel Peace prize.
“If she had turned it down and said, ‘I can’t accept it because it’s Donald Trump’s,’ she’d be the president of Venezuela today,” one said.
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
“If she had turned it down and said, ‘I can’t accept it because it’s Donald Trump’s,’ she’d be the president of Venezuela today,” one said.
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
January 5, 2026 at 3:02 AM
WH sources say Venezuela's opposition leader committed the "ultimate sin": She accepted the Nobel Peace prize.
“If she had turned it down and said, ‘I can’t accept it because it’s Donald Trump’s,’ she’d be the president of Venezuela today,” one said.
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
“If she had turned it down and said, ‘I can’t accept it because it’s Donald Trump’s,’ she’d be the president of Venezuela today,” one said.
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
sunday scaries because I return-to-office 5 days a week tomorrow 🍅🍅
January 4, 2026 at 7:16 PM
sunday scaries because I return-to-office 5 days a week tomorrow 🍅🍅
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fwiw it’s been about six weeks since Trump pardoned the former president of Honduras who had been convicted of trafficking drugs into the US
January 3, 2026 at 10:47 AM
fwiw it’s been about six weeks since Trump pardoned the former president of Honduras who had been convicted of trafficking drugs into the US
it’s taking me out that they just took Eric Adams’ official mayoral social media and put Zohran’s name on it
January 1, 2026 at 4:11 PM
it’s taking me out that they just took Eric Adams’ official mayoral social media and put Zohran’s name on it
NEW YORK CITY HAS A HOT MAYOR
January 1, 2026 at 7:05 AM
NEW YORK CITY HAS A HOT MAYOR
I finished watching Veep and now I'm suffering from PSD (Post Selina Depression)
December 31, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I finished watching Veep and now I'm suffering from PSD (Post Selina Depression)
the Other App is full of incels asking grok to edit photos to make strangers appear naked
December 31, 2025 at 7:13 PM
the Other App is full of incels asking grok to edit photos to make strangers appear naked
this is so depressing
December 29, 2025 at 2:08 PM
this is so depressing
walking in a winter Central Park 🎶
December 27, 2025 at 11:23 PM
walking in a winter Central Park 🎶
please enjoy more snow dog content
December 27, 2025 at 3:03 AM
please enjoy more snow dog content
once again NYC getting ignored by the snow gods!!!
December 27, 2025 at 2:08 AM
once again NYC getting ignored by the snow gods!!!