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*grabs the microphone at the Not The Biggest Problem Right Now But Still conference*

Trader Joes, the smell of your cinnamon brooms is too strong

*replaces microphone neatly before punching air*
September 19, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Definitely read this subject line with “one hell of a drug” intonation
March 28, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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“You see, that was funny because no one could imagine one banana costing $10.”
March 12, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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The Pentagon's anti-DEI purge has flagged tens of thousands of images for deletion, including photos of the Enola Gay... because "Gay"

Lots more here from AP: apnews.com/article/dei-...
March 7, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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Going through old screenshots on my phone and found this, lol #Oscars
March 2, 2025 at 10:52 AM
I apologize to anyone who was having Hulu/Oscars problems while I was innocently using it to watch Goosebumps 😬
March 3, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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To our American friends who may now be struggling to find health information on US websites: Please check out the Public Health Agency of Canada's website for helpful resources, updated dashboards & practical health tips.

🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦

canada.ca/en/public-he...
February 1, 2025 at 12:06 PM
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January 20, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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I love this photo from my collection that was correctly framed to cut off the dude's head but catch the photobombing cat.
January 19, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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I have always thought it was so funny that they decided to be just “Dunkin’.” Like … dunkin’ what? WHAT ARE WE DUNKIN’ IF NOT DONUTS? Nobody dunks an egg sandwich.
January 12, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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The Social Network (2010)
January 10, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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After an emergency evac in 2023 I learned that "accepts pets" usually means "no cats" (and they *will* turn you away). A Bring Fido search with "cats allowed" checkbox can help but call ahead to validate.

Link: www.bringfido.com/lodging/city...

www.latimes.com/travel/story...
Fire evacuees can find rooms at these L.A. hotels
State law prohibits businesses from boosting prices on hotels by more than 10% for 30 days after a local or state agency has declared an emergency.
www.latimes.com
January 9, 2025 at 2:56 AM
An unfortunate light blowout
December 23, 2024 at 1:13 AM
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Michael Moriarty is a master of spitting out the word "sir" in such a way as to make it sound like an obscenity. #BenStone #LawAndOrder
December 20, 2024 at 5:07 PM
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the Magic of Christmas is built on women's unseen, under appreciated, unpaid labor.
December 16, 2024 at 4:48 PM
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Hey, so it turns out that paper on black plastic was a bit blown out of proportion by a simple math error.

nationalpost.com/news/canada/...
How a simple math error sparked a panic about black plastic kitchen utensils
A study warned that people were being exposed to a toxic chemical from kitchen utensils. But the researchers misstated the safe daily limit
nationalpost.com
December 16, 2024 at 5:09 AM
Bagel is suddenly in love with either ‘Homicide: Life on the Street’ or jazz saxophone
December 10, 2024 at 3:48 AM