Cat Wright
@catrosewright.bsky.social
one time I saw Josh Groban at a restaurant and he told me to have a good night
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December 8, 2025 at 8:07 AM
I am literally constantly on the verge of going up to a coworker and asking “so does everyone here fucking hate me”
December 8, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I am literally constantly on the verge of going up to a coworker and asking “so does everyone here fucking hate me”
the fact that I’m entering a small depression because I can’t decide whether to quit my improv team is actually what’s depressing
December 8, 2025 at 5:52 AM
the fact that I’m entering a small depression because I can’t decide whether to quit my improv team is actually what’s depressing
does anyone know how to stop listening to Rachmaninoff’s
Piano Concerto No. 2 in C Minor, Op.18
Piano Concerto No. 2 in C Minor, Op.18
December 5, 2025 at 7:01 PM
does anyone know how to stop listening to Rachmaninoff’s
Piano Concerto No. 2 in C Minor, Op.18
Piano Concerto No. 2 in C Minor, Op.18
happy Your Diet Coke Stays Cold in the Car Season to all those who celebrate
December 5, 2025 at 12:49 AM
happy Your Diet Coke Stays Cold in the Car Season to all those who celebrate
the dream of the Vitamin String Quartet is alive at the Denver International Airport
November 26, 2025 at 5:11 AM
the dream of the Vitamin String Quartet is alive at the Denver International Airport
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imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy
November 22, 2025 at 1:04 AM
imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy
Every plot line on S3 of Secret Lives of Mormon Lives: 1. Vanderpump drama 2. DWTS casting 3. Jimmy Kimmel interview, and now Taylor is the Bachelorette. You can’t convince me that #SLOMW exists for any other reason than to be vertically integrated
November 20, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Every plot line on S3 of Secret Lives of Mormon Lives: 1. Vanderpump drama 2. DWTS casting 3. Jimmy Kimmel interview, and now Taylor is the Bachelorette. You can’t convince me that #SLOMW exists for any other reason than to be vertically integrated
you think you’re being so stealth about where you cry at work and then suddenly someone has been standing behind a door in the break room
November 19, 2025 at 5:49 PM
you think you’re being so stealth about where you cry at work and then suddenly someone has been standing behind a door in the break room
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bluesky branding refresh unveiled
November 8, 2025 at 9:18 PM
bluesky branding refresh unveiled
says a lot about society that no one is talking about how triggering it is that the mayor-elect of New York looks very very similar to my ex
November 6, 2025 at 9:28 PM
says a lot about society that no one is talking about how triggering it is that the mayor-elect of New York looks very very similar to my ex
HR at my Christian workplace included Charlie Kirk in our morning prayer and then spent ten minutes praising him after the meeting right outside the door so I’m shaking and hiding out in another room so I don’t lose my fucking job
September 11, 2025 at 3:16 PM
HR at my Christian workplace included Charlie Kirk in our morning prayer and then spent ten minutes praising him after the meeting right outside the door so I’m shaking and hiding out in another room so I don’t lose my fucking job
in case you thought the drama ever dies: one of the memory care ladies I work with is having a months-long beef with another resident and over the weekend she shit in the other lady’s bed
September 9, 2025 at 3:29 AM
in case you thought the drama ever dies: one of the memory care ladies I work with is having a months-long beef with another resident and over the weekend she shit in the other lady’s bed
big things happening in the Chicago drag scene
July 5, 2025 at 10:28 PM
big things happening in the Chicago drag scene
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I got permission to share this, and I'm extremely grateful for that.
The Onion got this letter from one of our subscribers in Alaska. She works with dementia patients and decided to leave a copy in the car for each one.
This email made my year. Read it and you'll see what I mean. People are good.
The Onion got this letter from one of our subscribers in Alaska. She works with dementia patients and decided to leave a copy in the car for each one.
This email made my year. Read it and you'll see what I mean. People are good.
July 1, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I got permission to share this, and I'm extremely grateful for that.
The Onion got this letter from one of our subscribers in Alaska. She works with dementia patients and decided to leave a copy in the car for each one.
This email made my year. Read it and you'll see what I mean. People are good.
The Onion got this letter from one of our subscribers in Alaska. She works with dementia patients and decided to leave a copy in the car for each one.
This email made my year. Read it and you'll see what I mean. People are good.
about to be soooo over for you hoes
June 28, 2025 at 11:03 PM
about to be soooo over for you hoes
my coworkers sent me a Get Well Soon card for my back surgery and I can’t even look at it without crying; how soon do we think I’m getting my period
the dad comforting his daughter who got rejected from the fake singing competition on #TheRehearsal made me cry so much I had to pause the show; how soon do we think I’m getting my period
May 29, 2025 at 11:16 PM
my coworkers sent me a Get Well Soon card for my back surgery and I can’t even look at it without crying; how soon do we think I’m getting my period
new fear unlocked: what wildly specific and strange personal information would I reveal when seated across from Nathan Fielder #TheRehearsal
May 13, 2025 at 4:27 AM
new fear unlocked: what wildly specific and strange personal information would I reveal when seated across from Nathan Fielder #TheRehearsal
“As a profession, I mean.” is sending me into the fucking stratosphere
May 1, 2025 at 9:56 PM
“As a profession, I mean.” is sending me into the fucking stratosphere
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I am firmly convinced that at least half of this country would walk up to Smokey Bear and drop a lit cigarette in a pile of dead leaves in front of him
April 30, 2025 at 11:48 AM
I am firmly convinced that at least half of this country would walk up to Smokey Bear and drop a lit cigarette in a pile of dead leaves in front of him
the dad comforting his daughter who got rejected from the fake singing competition on #TheRehearsal made me cry so much I had to pause the show; how soon do we think I’m getting my period
April 30, 2025 at 2:35 AM
the dad comforting his daughter who got rejected from the fake singing competition on #TheRehearsal made me cry so much I had to pause the show; how soon do we think I’m getting my period
got 2 emails and 2 messages from HR at the same time, frantically checked my phone: it is all information related to the fact that there are animal crackers in the break room
April 17, 2025 at 3:55 PM
got 2 emails and 2 messages from HR at the same time, frantically checked my phone: it is all information related to the fact that there are animal crackers in the break room
my work is letting me charge diet cokes to my paycheck so I’m taking bets on how long it takes me to make it below the poverty line
April 3, 2025 at 4:48 PM
my work is letting me charge diet cokes to my paycheck so I’m taking bets on how long it takes me to make it below the poverty line