you think you’re being so stealth about where you cry at work and then suddenly someone has been standing behind a door in the break room

big things happening in the Chicago drag scene

about to be soooo over for you hoes

“As a profession, I mean.” is sending me into the fucking stratosphere

watching #Conclave and I can’t help but think this process would go a lot faster if before each vote they had a round table hosted by Alan Cumming in a sequined kilt

today at work a person I registered as a Child walked in and asked for “someone in Human Resources or whoever covers benefits” and I gave him a business card with a number to the corporate office and he said he’d be in touch

complete missed opportunity to use “such sweet Sbarrow.” disappointing; we used to be a country

apologies if you met me in my Boujee Strut Rap phase #spotifywrapped