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Castle Bravo
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the first draft of anything is shit
New tattoo idea just dropped
While birds and bats both developed adaptations for flight, the way they went about it is so fundamentally different it affects their possible ecological adaptation. Specifically, birds can easily shift to a walking lifestyle, bats can't. 🧪

Link: www.nature.com/articles/s41...
November 30, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I know someone who took too many shrooms and was afraid he died but if you took too many shrooms at this party you’d be afraid you’re still alive
November 29, 2025 at 10:45 PM
1974 Ford Thunderbird
1998 Nissan hardbody pickup
1985 Dodge Ram
2002 Dodge Neon
2013 Hyundai Accent
Introduce yourself with 5 cars you’ve owned

1974 Ford Gran Torino
1970 Pontiac GTO
1979 Datsun 280ZX
1987 Porsche 924S
1984 Pontiac Trans Am
Introduce yourself with 5 cars you’ve owned

1972 Alfa Romeo GTV
2001 MINI Cooper
2005 Mercedes A-Class
2009 BMW 330i Touring
2016 Skoda Yeti

A hard choice! I could do another 5 that are just as diverse.
November 29, 2025 at 6:58 PM
November 29, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Cirrhotic
Let’s all go around the table and say one word we’re thankful for.
November 28, 2025 at 2:46 AM
(Trying to think up the worst curse imaginable for Beltway media freaks) I hope you all have to get real jobs
November 26, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I love waiting 25 minutes for a bus in center city at rush hour. It’s my favorite thing
November 26, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Tell me I’m wrong
November 26, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Reposted by Castle Bravo
November 26, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck
November 26, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Nobody talk to me for the next one hour and twenty-two minutes
What Really Sank the Edmund Fitzgerald? A Full Analysis.
YouTube video by Oceanliner Designs
youtu.be
November 26, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I think a fun thing to do would be to make a Frankenstein movie where the monster wakes up and says “my name is Frankenstein”. Just to make a lot of people really mad
November 26, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I’ve heard a lot of doomers say that Trump would just blame Democrats for a bad economy and people would believe him, but if that didn’t work for Erich Honecker or Nicolae Ceaușescu it’s probably not going to work for him
Since Trump really start declining in early June nothing he and his regime have done have been able to stop his fall. He just keeps dropping. It's pretty remarkable.
November 25, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Protip if you’ve got friends/family who aren’t drinking: cranberry juice, seltzer, ginger syrup, and lime is a delicious seasonal mocktail and it’ll make your teetotaling friend feel good to have something nice made special for them
Just a friendly reminder as we go into the holidays:

Folks don't have to explain to you why they don't drink.

If you offer them a drink and they decline, don't ask them why. It's not your business.

Just offer them something without alcohol to drink instead. And move on.
November 24, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I’m not a Football Knower but the basic problem seems to be 1) the O line is a traction ward, which has made running the ball much harder, and 2) the coaching staff isn’t creative enough to work around this
November 24, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Sack Prescott
November 23, 2025 at 11:16 PM
How bout them Cowboys lmaooooooooooooooo 🤡 go birds
November 23, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Annex Philadelphia
I want to hear your uncomfortably big ideas for Canada!
November 22, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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October 25, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Besides being evil, legitimizing anti-trans panic as a bipartisan issue is political malpractice. The Republicans will always be more credible to anti-trans bigots because they can lean into it without fracturing their coalition (which will happen to Dems anyway if there’s an anti trans nominee)
If he ends up being the Democrat on the presidential ticket in 2028, you would rather vote republican or not vote at all because of this issue?? That’s the million dollar question. Not the hill I would die on and def not worth losing an election over!
November 20, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Dipping my toes back in the dating world and discovering after all this time all I have is a thin candy shell of self-confidence over a delicious milk chocolate center of romantic insecurity lmao
November 17, 2025 at 11:28 PM
If I were the Philadelphia Eagles offense I would simply call, and execute, good plays
November 17, 2025 at 2:20 AM
good morning go birds
November 16, 2025 at 1:20 PM
I still think this is my best ever thread
Deadwood characters as Star Trek aliens (s/o @weatherwane.bsky.social)

Seth Bullock: Klingon
November 16, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Trump has never given oral sex to any person of any gender in his entire life, I have no idea where this stuff is coming from
November 15, 2025 at 6:36 PM