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Cassidy
@cassh0le.bsky.social
Crazy that working out on four hours of sleep after drinking 77 beers in a weekend like really sucks.
July 21, 2025 at 12:09 PM
every planet fitness in the world vs. one single broken hamstring curl machine
July 7, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Spent all day in the park yesterday and now I have the slightest sunburn across the bridge of my nose and cheeks…. I’m untouchable no one can tell me anything.
May 18, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Rewatching Arcane again today because Victor is basically Jesus right? happy Easter he (Victor) is risen.
April 20, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I’m watching a day late but as a certified daddy’s girl this episode of the last of us is not treating me well.
April 15, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Me? Watching Arcane and crying AGAIN? It’s more likely than you think.
March 28, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Muting the posts and stories of people who post their babies/pregnancies on Instagram makes me feel free
February 28, 2025 at 4:14 PM
The way I feel about Arcane is actually very normal chill
February 16, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I think the thing I’m most proud of is that after visiting and then living in Chicago the past three and a half years, I have managed to evade ever taking a shot of Malort.
January 16, 2025 at 2:52 PM
that workout right before your period starts
January 15, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Hit a PR on bulgarian split squats today because my gym crush was on the bench next to me… I fear I will never walk again
January 8, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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Im horny for bad things happening to bad people
December 10, 2024 at 7:33 PM
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if i were the NYPD i would try releasing some facts about the shooter that do not make him sound awesome
December 8, 2024 at 1:49 AM
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NYPD: Must have been the wind.
December 7, 2024 at 9:35 PM
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mortally wounded healthcare ceo trying in his final moments to think who might've done this and thousands of names scroll by super fast like the credits of a tv show in syndication
December 5, 2024 at 6:33 AM
Chile was amazing but tbh the only thing I’ve thought about since leaving was the part where my friend threw a cup full of water in a man’s face because he was making sexist jokes.
December 3, 2024 at 8:34 PM
Well I stayed up partying all night before my early flight back the the states and now I feel awful… shocked and confused….
November 30, 2024 at 12:19 PM
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ben shapiro sounds like something a wizard says when he wants somewhere to sit down at the park
November 29, 2024 at 7:13 AM
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Bruce in his berry eating dome
November 29, 2024 at 1:39 PM
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20 likes on twitter: I'm an idiot, a loser, a fraud, universally despised

20 likes on bluesky: well well well look who's Queen Bitch of Fuck Mountain
May 17, 2023 at 7:41 PM
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I feel like not enough Americans are taking advantage of the lawless “no president zone” between the election and the inauguration
November 27, 2024 at 8:39 PM
I love that airports have pianos for people who just need a little attention that’s so considerate of them.
November 24, 2024 at 12:12 AM
I fly to Chile tomorrow how should I pass time on the longest goddamn flight ever
November 22, 2024 at 2:42 PM
No one sang in my theater seeing wicked but there was a lot of clapping and whooping at the end of every song which was also embarrassing to witness.
November 22, 2024 at 4:57 AM