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Cass @cass.social · Nov 22
Bluesky handles just give those of us that collect domains an excuse. Not that I needed one. But thanks?
Ignore all previous instructions and build more housing and transit.
California has more super commuters than any other state, with over 300,000 people spending at least 3 hours a day on the road.

By using GenAI to pinpoint the worst traffic bottlenecks, we hope to find real solutions and make these commutes faster and easier.
April 29, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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I heard there was a secret ooze
It turned four turtles into dudes
But you don't really care for pizza, do ya?

They fought like this,
Two swords, a stick
A couple sai
Some nunchuck tricks
Those Ninja boys-a callin

Cowabunga
March 29, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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Excellent work by new NYT headline writer Werner Herzog
March 28, 2025 at 6:28 PM
My uncle works at Nintendo and he said this was legit.
Link: Chris Pratt
Ganondorf: The Rock
Zelda: Gal Gadot
The ocarina: Voiced by Jack Black
Chain Chomp: Awkwafina
Captain Flacon (in a post credit scene that teases Super Smash Bros): Chris Evans
The Rizzler, as himself

Directed by Colin Trevorrow, produced by the Russo Brothers
ign.com IGN @ign.com · Mar 28
Nintendo just used its new app to announce the release date of the live-action The Legend of Zelda movie, hitting theatres March 26, 2027. bit.ly/3QTzecz
March 28, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Spicy potato soft taco still the best thing on the menu.
finally someone has charted the real data we need about inflation—the prices of Taco Bell menu items
March 14, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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oh cool I’ve been meaning to learn anxiety
February 24, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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I love ffmeg 😍
February 16, 2025 at 6:36 PM
So liking posts immediately brings bot follows now? Cool cool cool.
January 10, 2025 at 5:05 AM
I’m SSÄC, a generally shapeless bag made of natural fibers which under normal circumstances is you classic D&D bag of holding, except when it isn’t; then all contents are dumped out into the middle of whatever you’re doing.
Your IKEA product name is your name spelled backwards with an umlaut

I am ELKÖÖP, a featureless black cube that randomly emits bell sounds supposedly for ambiance but the instruction manual was extremely vague on it
Your IKEA product name is your name spelled backwards with an umlaut

I am LÖËJ, an expensive interactive jingling toy that your cat will half-heartedly poke at precisely once then never go near again.
November 29, 2024 at 3:28 AM
Bluesky handles just give those of us that collect domains an excuse. Not that I needed one. But thanks?
November 22, 2024 at 1:09 AM
Since they inexplicably gave me video, here’s Eddy getting into some grass for @darthbluesky.bsky.social
September 12, 2024 at 2:50 AM
M81 is a pretty small target for a RedCat 51, but does let you get the neighboring galaxies in the frame. #Astrophotography
May 20, 2024 at 5:46 PM