Trying to stay sane in a crumbling empire hell bent on distracting us from the fall
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"I'll be happy to release my taxes."
"Russia Russia Russia is a hoax."
"I won't touch Social Security or Medicare."
"You won't have to worry about voting ever again."
"Only the best people."
"I'm the most innocent man in the history of our country."
"I'll be happy to release my taxes."
"Russia Russia Russia is a hoax."
"I won't touch Social Security or Medicare."
"You won't have to worry about voting ever again."
"Only the best people."
"I'm the most innocent man in the history of our country."
If he "saves" it, he will have simply undone what he originally did—keeping his pattern of creating a non-existent threat, creating an unnecessary emergency, and then taking credit for fixing it.
If he "saves" it, he will have simply undone what he originally did—keeping his pattern of creating a non-existent threat, creating an unnecessary emergency, and then taking credit for fixing it.