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shordy im trying to see something spegtagular
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"Uhh, fuck! Fuck! Mustard communion wafers? M-Malort as the wine?? Da Pope but said like Da Bears?! Shit shit shit, someone's already posted all this!!!!" -Every Chicago person on Bluesky right now
May 8, 2025 at 5:31 PM
"Uhh, fuck! Fuck! Mustard communion wafers? M-Malort as the wine?? Da Pope but said like Da Bears?! Shit shit shit, someone's already posted all this!!!!" -Every Chicago person on Bluesky right now
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Homer of a Lonely Bart
April 27, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Homer of a Lonely Bart
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“Capybaras on the computer” is like my favorite genre of photo
January 12, 2025 at 12:27 AM
“Capybaras on the computer” is like my favorite genre of photo
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May 6, 2025 at 11:26 AM
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the first time you play Katamari Damacy is a little like the first time you stick your arm out the window of a moving car and feel the wind on your fingers
February 9, 2025 at 9:05 PM
the first time you play Katamari Damacy is a little like the first time you stick your arm out the window of a moving car and feel the wind on your fingers
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At one point in time Twitter rly did hit different
February 9, 2025 at 12:16 AM
At one point in time Twitter rly did hit different
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every time i say “my city now” im afraid people don’t know what I mean because meguka might have been lost to time so just for the record I mean this
February 6, 2025 at 6:17 PM
every time i say “my city now” im afraid people don’t know what I mean because meguka might have been lost to time so just for the record I mean this
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(focusing on the present moment) damn the present moment sucks
February 8, 2025 at 9:55 PM
(focusing on the present moment) damn the present moment sucks
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i think the problem is we stopped posting song lyrics on social media. what even is the point of this shit.
February 8, 2025 at 10:52 AM
i think the problem is we stopped posting song lyrics on social media. what even is the point of this shit.
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As governor of Illinois, I’ve made it my mission to make our state the best to call home including for our LGBTQ+ community.
No matter who you are or who you love, everyone deserves dignity and equality.
Hate has no home here.
No matter who you are or who you love, everyone deserves dignity and equality.
Hate has no home here.
February 8, 2025 at 2:29 AM
As governor of Illinois, I’ve made it my mission to make our state the best to call home including for our LGBTQ+ community.
No matter who you are or who you love, everyone deserves dignity and equality.
Hate has no home here.
No matter who you are or who you love, everyone deserves dignity and equality.
Hate has no home here.
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Uni…are you really a cat?
本当に猫？
本当に猫？
February 8, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Uni…are you really a cat?
本当に猫？
本当に猫？
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I remember this every so often and I start cracking up
February 7, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I remember this every so often and I start cracking up
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spank the monkey, screenshot, browser (2002) www.mobygames.com/game/68051/s...
June 30, 2024 at 2:14 AM
spank the monkey, screenshot, browser (2002) www.mobygames.com/game/68051/s...
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dating some one toothless
February 5, 2025 at 4:40 AM
dating some one toothless
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“My life is like a video game…
Trying hard to beat the stage…
… all while I am still collecting coins”
- Ancient Chinese Proverb
Trying hard to beat the stage…
… all while I am still collecting coins”
- Ancient Chinese Proverb
February 5, 2025 at 1:47 PM
“My life is like a video game…
Trying hard to beat the stage…
… all while I am still collecting coins”
- Ancient Chinese Proverb
Trying hard to beat the stage…
… all while I am still collecting coins”
- Ancient Chinese Proverb
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February 5, 2025 at 11:43 AM
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Mom, can I hold your hand…?
February 5, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Mom, can I hold your hand…?
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January 10, 2025 at 12:28 PM
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January 10, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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insects who prefer warmer weather? why the fuck are you so sensitive all of a sudden. your entire body has like 2 nerves in it. you are shit
January 9, 2025 at 2:12 PM
insects who prefer warmer weather? why the fuck are you so sensitive all of a sudden. your entire body has like 2 nerves in it. you are shit
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one of the greatest stories ever told
December 17, 2024 at 8:45 PM
one of the greatest stories ever told