torn asunder by wild hogs
@rhysgore.bsky.social
i just want to play... on da playground...
bald man, mpreg, bald man mpreg.
25+ no kids allowed
bald man, mpreg, bald man mpreg.
25+ no kids allowed
Pinned
girl the blood
February 3, 2026 at 1:24 AM
girl the blood
posthumously getting your shithead brother that you hate involuntarily committed is kind of a slay
February 2, 2026 at 10:47 PM
posthumously getting your shithead brother that you hate involuntarily committed is kind of a slay
do NOT start working in a niche technical field where most of your clients are 55+ unless you want to spend so much of your life explaining video specs to people who know enough to ask about dpi but not enough to realize that digitizing physical media doesn’t magically give it More Of That
February 2, 2026 at 9:39 PM
do NOT start working in a niche technical field where most of your clients are 55+ unless you want to spend so much of your life explaining video specs to people who know enough to ask about dpi but not enough to realize that digitizing physical media doesn’t magically give it More Of That
getting an influx of people asking for “HD” transfers of vhs
February 2, 2026 at 9:29 PM
getting an influx of people asking for “HD” transfers of vhs
forgot to post this the other day when I got to it. they’re so funny for this
February 2, 2026 at 7:28 PM
forgot to post this the other day when I got to it. they’re so funny for this
Reposted by torn asunder by wild hogs
the problematic age gap between my oldest wip and the wip i just started......
February 2, 2026 at 4:34 PM
the problematic age gap between my oldest wip and the wip i just started......
new (several months old atp but who’s counting) clippng very good btw
February 2, 2026 at 5:54 PM
new (several months old atp but who’s counting) clippng very good btw
among us fandom high percentage vent fic
February 2, 2026 at 5:52 PM
among us fandom high percentage vent fic
getting roped into gartic and learning that i can draw power armor decently from memory but i cant draw a necktie
February 2, 2026 at 5:13 AM
getting roped into gartic and learning that i can draw power armor decently from memory but i cant draw a necktie
evry day i come on here and complain about a different body part that's all fucked up (wrist today)
February 2, 2026 at 1:14 AM
evry day i come on here and complain about a different body part that's all fucked up (wrist today)
gayboy straight sex archiveofourown.org/works/78747226
February 2, 2026 at 12:39 AM
gayboy straight sex archiveofourown.org/works/78747226
i fucking told you dawg
she's going to be either getting married or extremely dead when we get there i fear. not sure which and not sure which is worse.
February 1, 2026 at 9:37 PM
i fucking told you dawg
AND your fit is trash
February 1, 2026 at 9:31 PM
AND your fit is trash
how many attempts will it take me to unlock the forgotten. place bets now
February 1, 2026 at 8:33 PM
how many attempts will it take me to unlock the forgotten. place bets now
manager don doing crazy shit to mirror dungeon enemies
February 1, 2026 at 4:57 PM
manager don doing crazy shit to mirror dungeon enemies
woman currently in a relationship with someone ~25yrs younger than her who is her employee and who she trained as a child soldier and not only is that like genuinely fine for both of them but on paper it's not even the most troubling relationship she's ever been in
oh the lore about moses’ insanely toxic ex is making me feel a little unhinged
February 1, 2026 at 1:47 PM
woman currently in a relationship with someone ~25yrs younger than her who is her employee and who she trained as a child soldier and not only is that like genuinely fine for both of them but on paper it's not even the most troubling relationship she's ever been in
going to sleep under 2 comforters and 2 blankets in the warmest room of the house with a heating pad under the covers and still having chilly feet #yep
February 1, 2026 at 5:16 AM
going to sleep under 2 comforters and 2 blankets in the warmest room of the house with a heating pad under the covers and still having chilly feet #yep
getting a message that energy is charged. sorry manager is too busy playing binding of isaac
January 31, 2026 at 10:15 PM
getting a message that energy is charged. sorry manager is too busy playing binding of isaac
i Hate my own oc so much I keep getting recommended 2000’s emo core and listening to it and thinking “not only would val listen to this he would have a stupid ‘just like me fr’ playlist with this on it”
January 31, 2026 at 8:22 PM
i Hate my own oc so much I keep getting recommended 2000’s emo core and listening to it and thinking “not only would val listen to this he would have a stupid ‘just like me fr’ playlist with this on it”
Reposted by torn asunder by wild hogs
Space Marine (watching me play Animal Crossing): Your island is infested with foul mutants.
Me: They aren't mutants, that's just what animals look like in this game.
Space Marine: I see. (Biskit asks me to give him a new catchphrase) Teach it to praise the Name of the Emperor.
Me: They aren't mutants, that's just what animals look like in this game.
Space Marine: I see. (Biskit asks me to give him a new catchphrase) Teach it to praise the Name of the Emperor.
August 29, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Space Marine (watching me play Animal Crossing): Your island is infested with foul mutants.
Me: They aren't mutants, that's just what animals look like in this game.
Space Marine: I see. (Biskit asks me to give him a new catchphrase) Teach it to praise the Name of the Emperor.
Me: They aren't mutants, that's just what animals look like in this game.
Space Marine: I see. (Biskit asks me to give him a new catchphrase) Teach it to praise the Name of the Emperor.
nightmare blunt rotation
January 31, 2026 at 6:51 PM
nightmare blunt rotation
applying for jobs again
January 31, 2026 at 4:44 PM
applying for jobs again
me: are they doing het dadson in limbus now. is that whats happening
bf: well i dont want to tell you but also yes
bf: well i dont want to tell you but also yes
January 31, 2026 at 2:56 PM
me: are they doing het dadson in limbus now. is that whats happening
bf: well i dont want to tell you but also yes
bf: well i dont want to tell you but also yes