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rhysgore.bsky.social
cervix corax
@rhysgore.bsky.social
astartes pregnancy enthusiast & lorgar aurelian wifeguy. 25+, no kids allowed.
if you have taken money to promote weight loss drugs on tiktok under my regime you will work as a garbageman until you are appropriately contrite
November 17, 2025 at 10:40 PM
if you are a billionaire you will have to lay train tracks. if you are a podcaster you will have to deal with IT tickets from exclusively people over the age of 65
November 17, 2025 at 10:38 PM
social media really good for seeing microcelebs have histrionic breakdowns at the most meaningless shit imaginable. shut the hell up lmao
November 17, 2025 at 10:35 PM
after all why shouldn’t i. why shouldn’t I make this very damp wizard cute
November 17, 2025 at 8:47 PM
deserved I think
November 17, 2025 at 8:46 PM
living up to her name ig
November 17, 2025 at 6:49 PM
ohh that’s really cool :o i guess the loc was like “this translates too well to translate well” ironically
November 17, 2025 at 6:09 PM
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
November 17, 2025 at 5:56 PM
kind of just banger after banger on the ost for this game im excited to see if the reverb guys get their own themes. argalia must at least
November 17, 2025 at 5:12 PM
the music while I’m getting my ass beat
a kermit the frog is dancing in a room .
ALT: a kermit the frog is dancing in a room .
media.tenor.com
November 17, 2025 at 5:11 PM
“can you still be considered ‘pussy out’ if you have no pussy or any junk whatsoever”, the greatest thread in mythag academy history, closed by professor doll after 20 days of heated debate
November 17, 2025 at 1:46 PM
also I feel like every time I enter a new area of skong I’m like “this place fucking sucks” im gonna do it again tho The Underworks Fucking Sucks
November 17, 2025 at 3:35 AM
he flattened me
November 17, 2025 at 3:32 AM