SLIME DA GARBAGE MANE
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saw birdo in the mario trailer and felt an indescribable pang in my gut. will be dwelling on this and its implications.
January 28, 2026 at 4:24 AM
saw birdo in the mario trailer and felt an indescribable pang in my gut. will be dwelling on this and its implications.
hey man do u wanna come over for dinner later? im taking a bunch of loose crumbs i found on my floor and sprinkling them on toast
January 28, 2026 at 4:23 AM
hey man do u wanna come over for dinner later? im taking a bunch of loose crumbs i found on my floor and sprinkling them on toast
charli xcx should contribute to her viral marketing campaign for the film "The Moment" by taking on her multi-armed form, not unlike Vishnu, on live television and say "Now I Am Become Brat, Destroyer of Worlds" i think that would go super viral, and be popular with teens
January 28, 2026 at 4:23 AM
charli xcx should contribute to her viral marketing campaign for the film "The Moment" by taking on her multi-armed form, not unlike Vishnu, on live television and say "Now I Am Become Brat, Destroyer of Worlds" i think that would go super viral, and be popular with teens
luigi should have his own lesser brother. it is simply not fair to him that he must kick up to mario and Mario alone.
January 28, 2026 at 4:23 AM
luigi should have his own lesser brother. it is simply not fair to him that he must kick up to mario and Mario alone.
the cinema is all ways better with a Friend ❤️
January 25, 2026 at 1:54 AM
the cinema is all ways better with a Friend ❤️
have really been getting fed up with how i am treated at the work place. hopefully crossing out my title and position on my name tag and writing in “Genius Christ • CEO” changes this for me.
January 22, 2026 at 2:15 PM
have really been getting fed up with how i am treated at the work place. hopefully crossing out my title and position on my name tag and writing in “Genius Christ • CEO” changes this for me.
guy down the street from me just started building a fucking bone temple. what an ass hole. whole neighborhoods gonna stink now. great. awesome.
January 22, 2026 at 2:15 PM
guy down the street from me just started building a fucking bone temple. what an ass hole. whole neighborhoods gonna stink now. great. awesome.
hey brother! been a minute lol just was thinking about how we used to force feed lit cherry bombs to neighborhood pets as kids haha. couldnt do that nowadays because of "you know" lmao. any way short on rent this month, wondering if you could help also do u have a 3d printer? xo
January 22, 2026 at 2:14 PM
hey brother! been a minute lol just was thinking about how we used to force feed lit cherry bombs to neighborhood pets as kids haha. couldnt do that nowadays because of "you know" lmao. any way short on rent this month, wondering if you could help also do u have a 3d printer? xo
(checking my phone): You have 1 new notification from the Sewn app!
(wincing, pinching my brow, cluster headache forming behind my eyes) if i open this and it says to me some shits been reaped im gonna lose my mind im gonna actually lose my fucking mind
(wincing, pinching my brow, cluster headache forming behind my eyes) if i open this and it says to me some shits been reaped im gonna lose my mind im gonna actually lose my fucking mind
January 22, 2026 at 2:11 PM
(checking my phone): You have 1 new notification from the Sewn app!
(wincing, pinching my brow, cluster headache forming behind my eyes) if i open this and it says to me some shits been reaped im gonna lose my mind im gonna actually lose my fucking mind
(wincing, pinching my brow, cluster headache forming behind my eyes) if i open this and it says to me some shits been reaped im gonna lose my mind im gonna actually lose my fucking mind
listening to some Jane Additive. it’s like that other artist a little. but you gain something.
January 20, 2026 at 8:03 PM
listening to some Jane Additive. it’s like that other artist a little. but you gain something.
excuse me yes maitrê de? reservation for two, please. yes, at McDonalds Hamburgers. thank you.
January 20, 2026 at 8:03 PM
excuse me yes maitrê de? reservation for two, please. yes, at McDonalds Hamburgers. thank you.
you watching marty supreme: wow this white man is awful and learns nothing and still succeeds. problematic!
me watching marty supreme (6th time): how did they make tennis so small. enough to fit on a table no less. even the common man can now participate.... and i think thats baeutiful
me watching marty supreme (6th time): how did they make tennis so small. enough to fit on a table no less. even the common man can now participate.... and i think thats baeutiful
January 20, 2026 at 8:01 PM
you watching marty supreme: wow this white man is awful and learns nothing and still succeeds. problematic!
me watching marty supreme (6th time): how did they make tennis so small. enough to fit on a table no less. even the common man can now participate.... and i think thats baeutiful
me watching marty supreme (6th time): how did they make tennis so small. enough to fit on a table no less. even the common man can now participate.... and i think thats baeutiful
every man woman and child in America deserves a dinner with Jay z. under a Kamala presidency, this would have been mandated.
January 20, 2026 at 7:59 PM
every man woman and child in America deserves a dinner with Jay z. under a Kamala presidency, this would have been mandated.
you can laugh all you want but i will forever be grateful for my found family on r/Riddles
January 2, 2026 at 4:18 PM
you can laugh all you want but i will forever be grateful for my found family on r/Riddles
the only time a real man “listens to geese” is when he is shooting them from a blind at a distance of several dozen yards smoking a hand rolled cigarette like a rooftop sniper in the eastern bloc circa 1950
January 2, 2026 at 4:17 PM
the only time a real man “listens to geese” is when he is shooting them from a blind at a distance of several dozen yards smoking a hand rolled cigarette like a rooftop sniper in the eastern bloc circa 1950
not much for that Peter Thiel character. more partial to Peter Turqoise myself. Peter Periwinkle even. that last ones good actually thats like a guy from Clue i like that.
January 2, 2026 at 4:17 PM
not much for that Peter Thiel character. more partial to Peter Turqoise myself. Peter Periwinkle even. that last ones good actually thats like a guy from Clue i like that.
fucked up in the crib wearing the aliexpress Marvin Superb windbreaker
January 2, 2026 at 4:17 PM
fucked up in the crib wearing the aliexpress Marvin Superb windbreaker
real talk yall? your boss should be on your close friends story. it should be a stipulation of your employment.
January 2, 2026 at 4:16 PM
real talk yall? your boss should be on your close friends story. it should be a stipulation of your employment.
ground combat trench warfare should be in the Olympics and i think were all sick of the fact it’s not
January 2, 2026 at 4:16 PM
ground combat trench warfare should be in the Olympics and i think were all sick of the fact it’s not
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Clients of a local psychic reported that all of their health points were mysteriously intact despite being put under hypnosis.
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January 2, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Clients of a local psychic reported that all of their health points were mysteriously intact despite being put under hypnosis.
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they embossed the logo. not a fan.
October 30, 2025 at 2:35 AM
they embossed the logo. not a fan.
it’s sad that Paul reubens died before they could finally make PVB: Pee Wee VS Bean. could u imagine. could u even imagine.
October 16, 2025 at 9:47 PM
it’s sad that Paul reubens died before they could finally make PVB: Pee Wee VS Bean. could u imagine. could u even imagine.
is there a name yet for the genre of movies that are just crews of like 10 people in Atlanta shooting on phones, releasing domestic thrillers direct to Tubi called shit like Damn Shorty A Murderer and The Betrayal of My Best Homie 2
October 16, 2025 at 9:46 PM
is there a name yet for the genre of movies that are just crews of like 10 people in Atlanta shooting on phones, releasing domestic thrillers direct to Tubi called shit like Damn Shorty A Murderer and The Betrayal of My Best Homie 2
not all uncs are chopped but all who are chopped are unc 🕉️
October 16, 2025 at 9:45 PM
not all uncs are chopped but all who are chopped are unc 🕉️