SLIME DA GARBAGE MANE
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they embossed the logo. not a fan.
October 30, 2025 at 2:35 AM
they embossed the logo. not a fan.
it’s sad that Paul reubens died before they could finally make PVB: Pee Wee VS Bean. could u imagine. could u even imagine.
October 16, 2025 at 9:47 PM
it’s sad that Paul reubens died before they could finally make PVB: Pee Wee VS Bean. could u imagine. could u even imagine.
is there a name yet for the genre of movies that are just crews of like 10 people in Atlanta shooting on phones, releasing domestic thrillers direct to Tubi called shit like Damn Shorty A Murderer and The Betrayal of My Best Homie 2
October 16, 2025 at 9:46 PM
is there a name yet for the genre of movies that are just crews of like 10 people in Atlanta shooting on phones, releasing domestic thrillers direct to Tubi called shit like Damn Shorty A Murderer and The Betrayal of My Best Homie 2
not all uncs are chopped but all who are chopped are unc 🕉️
October 16, 2025 at 9:45 PM
not all uncs are chopped but all who are chopped are unc 🕉️
(really important work zoom meeting) who me? oh yeah sorry im just watching porn. carry on im still listening.
October 16, 2025 at 9:45 PM
(really important work zoom meeting) who me? oh yeah sorry im just watching porn. carry on im still listening.
yeah actually i did fucking meet and hang out with beloved Canadian filmmaker Don McKellar actually youre just mad about it and i don’t care that you’re zooming on the pixels to prove i photoshopped the image i actually dont
October 16, 2025 at 9:43 PM
yeah actually i did fucking meet and hang out with beloved Canadian filmmaker Don McKellar actually youre just mad about it and i don’t care that you’re zooming on the pixels to prove i photoshopped the image i actually dont
just chopped it up with the monster under my bed. squashed the beef. cool guy actually.
October 16, 2025 at 9:42 PM
just chopped it up with the monster under my bed. squashed the beef. cool guy actually.
pulling hairs from my butt crack in the shower like a clown doing a handkerchief gag
October 16, 2025 at 9:42 PM
pulling hairs from my butt crack in the shower like a clown doing a handkerchief gag
im on my block with a giant sandwich board on that says Free Daps For The Homies for about 3-4 hours every day. this is my part in fighting the male loneliness epidemic. more than most can say.
October 16, 2025 at 9:42 PM
im on my block with a giant sandwich board on that says Free Daps For The Homies for about 3-4 hours every day. this is my part in fighting the male loneliness epidemic. more than most can say.
The Fucking Machine directed by Ben(wah balls)ny Safdie starring Dwayne “The Rock” Johnsoncock
October 16, 2025 at 9:41 PM
The Fucking Machine directed by Ben(wah balls)ny Safdie starring Dwayne “The Rock” Johnsoncock
we should be able to all lay down our arms and differences for Halloween like warring soldiers at christmas it is only right
October 16, 2025 at 9:41 PM
we should be able to all lay down our arms and differences for Halloween like warring soldiers at christmas it is only right
what the popular left does not understand is that picking your nose and eating it will never be normalized. kamala admits to this in her memoirs citing it as a major campaign failure.
October 16, 2025 at 9:41 PM
what the popular left does not understand is that picking your nose and eating it will never be normalized. kamala admits to this in her memoirs citing it as a major campaign failure.
Geeked Up Playin Xbox All Day
October 14, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Geeked Up Playin Xbox All Day
the biopsy came back i have been diagnosed with Vinegar Syndrome
October 4, 2025 at 2:41 PM
the biopsy came back i have been diagnosed with Vinegar Syndrome
not now kitten daddys in a hell of his own doing
October 4, 2025 at 2:41 PM
not now kitten daddys in a hell of his own doing
sorry can we cut i cant perform this scene if the intimacy coordinator isn’t visibly erect that’s the only way i know im doing my job right
October 4, 2025 at 2:41 PM
sorry can we cut i cant perform this scene if the intimacy coordinator isn’t visibly erect that’s the only way i know im doing my job right
all due respect to miss gooddall and her estate, but am certain a monkey did it. dont care what any one says. ive met enough monkeys to know their true nature. this is why we evolved beyond them.
October 4, 2025 at 2:40 PM
all due respect to miss gooddall and her estate, but am certain a monkey did it. dont care what any one says. ive met enough monkeys to know their true nature. this is why we evolved beyond them.
this is my exact swag right down to the molecular level
“are games art?”
the subject of longstanding debate and countless forum threads may finally have a conclusive answer
the subject of longstanding debate and countless forum threads may finally have a conclusive answer
September 23, 2025 at 1:41 AM
this is my exact swag right down to the molecular level
Ruth’s Chris Steak House Branded Male Growth Hormone
September 20, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Ruth’s Chris Steak House Branded Male Growth Hormone
(disheveled, gaunt, barely lucid, hunched over a desk): hhow do i make the fukign hoochie mama rap abut ho chi minh it woudl be so funny but how do i doit
September 20, 2025 at 7:15 PM
(disheveled, gaunt, barely lucid, hunched over a desk): hhow do i make the fukign hoochie mama rap abut ho chi minh it woudl be so funny but how do i doit
your aunt posting in 2011: I remember When A “Face book” Was What They Gave You when you Graduated High school!!!! 🤣 🤣
your aunt posting now: Are any of my “friends” brave enough to sign this petition to have Jimmy Kimmel drawn & quartered on the White House lawn? Bet not.
your aunt posting now: Are any of my “friends” brave enough to sign this petition to have Jimmy Kimmel drawn & quartered on the White House lawn? Bet not.
September 18, 2025 at 5:44 PM
your aunt posting in 2011: I remember When A “Face book” Was What They Gave You when you Graduated High school!!!! 🤣 🤣
your aunt posting now: Are any of my “friends” brave enough to sign this petition to have Jimmy Kimmel drawn & quartered on the White House lawn? Bet not.
your aunt posting now: Are any of my “friends” brave enough to sign this petition to have Jimmy Kimmel drawn & quartered on the White House lawn? Bet not.
(kansas voice) carry on my chud fuck son i never piss i only cum
September 18, 2025 at 2:21 PM
(kansas voice) carry on my chud fuck son i never piss i only cum
was just crowned Toy Master at a regional level. blank check shopping spree at master mind grand prize? whatever. this shits nothing to me anymore. im doing stuff with megabloks hereto unheard of.
September 18, 2025 at 2:19 PM
was just crowned Toy Master at a regional level. blank check shopping spree at master mind grand prize? whatever. this shits nothing to me anymore. im doing stuff with megabloks hereto unheard of.
i for one am disgusted by the mockery around Charlie kirk, id never make fun of that. but however i would make fun of another guy you’ve never heard of named Marley Jerk. totally different, died in a silly way. slipped on a banana peel off a cliff. he was a nazi also, unrelated.
September 18, 2025 at 2:19 PM
i for one am disgusted by the mockery around Charlie kirk, id never make fun of that. but however i would make fun of another guy you’ve never heard of named Marley Jerk. totally different, died in a silly way. slipped on a banana peel off a cliff. he was a nazi also, unrelated.
don’t know who d4vd is but as a personal rule i do not trust anyone with a number in their name. obvious and inherent signifier of perversity and evil. those are for math not for words.
September 18, 2025 at 2:18 PM
don’t know who d4vd is but as a personal rule i do not trust anyone with a number in their name. obvious and inherent signifier of perversity and evil. those are for math not for words.