Cartoon Beardy
@cartoonbeardy.bsky.social
Ex VFX artist and animator.
Internet Curmudgeon and generally a bit of a shambles of a human being.
For your own safety do not ask for help with DIY projects.
🚫 - AI / 🚫 - NFT
Internet Curmudgeon and generally a bit of a shambles of a human being.
For your own safety do not ask for help with DIY projects.
🚫 - AI / 🚫 - NFT
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Cartoon Beardy
@cartoonbeardy.bsky.social
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November 27, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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Day 28! #xenovember I might be an outlier, but I kinda the Newborn from Romulus #timelapse I’m the replies #darkart
November 28, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Day 28! #xenovember I might be an outlier, but I kinda the Newborn from Romulus #timelapse I’m the replies #darkart
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Thanks to everyone who's bought my new book, here's a closer look at some of the pages from "Neil Blevins Sketchbook Vol 2: Robot Heads", buy it here: www.amazon.com/dp/099920324... and see a page flipthrough here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWwl... #robot #bot #mech #mecha #droid #doodle #sketch
November 28, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Thanks to everyone who's bought my new book, here's a closer look at some of the pages from "Neil Blevins Sketchbook Vol 2: Robot Heads", buy it here: www.amazon.com/dp/099920324... and see a page flipthrough here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWwl... #robot #bot #mech #mecha #droid #doodle #sketch
Not my actual #Xenovember entry for day 28. But a quick rough test of recording a #sketchbook timelapse. Didn’t really plan the sketch out so it’s all over the place and I should have started with harder pencils. But as a test its okay
#art #sketch #alien #xenomorph #drawing #timelapse #darkart
#art #sketch #alien #xenomorph #drawing #timelapse #darkart
November 28, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Not my actual #Xenovember entry for day 28. But a quick rough test of recording a #sketchbook timelapse. Didn’t really plan the sketch out so it’s all over the place and I should have started with harder pencils. But as a test its okay
#art #sketch #alien #xenomorph #drawing #timelapse #darkart
#art #sketch #alien #xenomorph #drawing #timelapse #darkart
Just been on Linked In for the first time in ages and got hit with this absolute bollocks about a “AI lighting analyser” and the poster actively admits they don’t know how accurate it is when 15 seconds of googling shows how barking mad the results are.
His comments are for connections only.
His comments are for connections only.
November 28, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Just been on Linked In for the first time in ages and got hit with this absolute bollocks about a “AI lighting analyser” and the poster actively admits they don’t know how accurate it is when 15 seconds of googling shows how barking mad the results are.
His comments are for connections only.
His comments are for connections only.
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There Will Be Blood
November 28, 2025 at 2:32 AM
There Will Be Blood
Morning all... There isn't enough coffee in the world to be sitting in front of a burning copy of After Effects chasing down and fixing 120 comps with expression errors linking back to markers dotted all over the place.
a man in a suit and tie says please god just let this end in front of a map
ALT: a man in a suit and tie says please god just let this end in front of a map
media.tenor.com
November 28, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Morning all... There isn't enough coffee in the world to be sitting in front of a burning copy of After Effects chasing down and fixing 120 comps with expression errors linking back to markers dotted all over the place.
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COMMENTARY CLUB 119 - The Matrix
In this show we swallow the red pill and take a trip back to 1999 and revisit the original Matrix starring Keanu Reeves, Carrie-Anne Moss, Lawrence Fishburne, Hugo Weaver, and loads of 1s and 0s!
www.hypnogoria.com/c...
#podcast #ScienceFiction #ThereIsNoSpoon
In this show we swallow the red pill and take a trip back to 1999 and revisit the original Matrix starring Keanu Reeves, Carrie-Anne Moss, Lawrence Fishburne, Hugo Weaver, and loads of 1s and 0s!
www.hypnogoria.com/c...
#podcast #ScienceFiction #ThereIsNoSpoon
November 28, 2025 at 9:15 AM
COMMENTARY CLUB 119 - The Matrix
In this show we swallow the red pill and take a trip back to 1999 and revisit the original Matrix starring Keanu Reeves, Carrie-Anne Moss, Lawrence Fishburne, Hugo Weaver, and loads of 1s and 0s!
www.hypnogoria.com/c...
#podcast #ScienceFiction #ThereIsNoSpoon
In this show we swallow the red pill and take a trip back to 1999 and revisit the original Matrix starring Keanu Reeves, Carrie-Anne Moss, Lawrence Fishburne, Hugo Weaver, and loads of 1s and 0s!
www.hypnogoria.com/c...
#podcast #ScienceFiction #ThereIsNoSpoon
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Day 24 of #xenovember reposting with the correct tag so it shows up in my art feed
November 27, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Day 24 of #xenovember reposting with the correct tag so it shows up in my art feed
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A real Dome scratcher #ipadpro #xenovember
November 27, 2025 at 3:31 PM
A real Dome scratcher #ipadpro #xenovember
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Day 27 of #xenovember and I chickened out and removed the penis. Twice. 😂 couldn’t decide which I liked, so here’s both! #darkart
November 27, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Day 27 of #xenovember and I chickened out and removed the penis. Twice. 😂 couldn’t decide which I liked, so here’s both! #darkart
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Realy is a classic and the rule they set of 70/30 stuck with me for decades. 70% tall ships and old and 30% sci-fi on top. The idea of having off set rule to the inspirations behind the art style was new to me and something we should be seeing more off with other ideas mixed just right.
November 27, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Realy is a classic and the rule they set of 70/30 stuck with me for decades. 70% tall ships and old and 30% sci-fi on top. The idea of having off set rule to the inspirations behind the art style was new to me and something we should be seeing more off with other ideas mixed just right.
Eep! 😳
November 27, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Eep! 😳
#Xenovember Day 27 - Went landscape for a change of aspect.
#Art #DarkArt #Xenomorph #Alien #HRGiger #Horror #HorrorArt #BskyArt
#Art #DarkArt #Xenomorph #Alien #HRGiger #Horror #HorrorArt #BskyArt
November 27, 2025 at 6:51 PM
#Xenovember Day 27 - Went landscape for a change of aspect.
#Art #DarkArt #Xenomorph #Alien #HRGiger #Horror #HorrorArt #BskyArt
#Art #DarkArt #Xenomorph #Alien #HRGiger #Horror #HorrorArt #BskyArt
If you picked options B and C you were correct. One wasted journey that thanks to crowds took nearly 200% longer than it should have
I’m heading into town to grab a sneaky present for my wife. My plan is to get in and out in under 30 mins.
What’s the betting that:
A - I run into my wife
B - Spend more than 30 mins in town
C - Cannot find the present she pointed out the other day.
What’s the betting that:
A - I run into my wife
B - Spend more than 30 mins in town
C - Cannot find the present she pointed out the other day.
November 27, 2025 at 12:15 PM
If you picked options B and C you were correct. One wasted journey that thanks to crowds took nearly 200% longer than it should have
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early breakfast for XENOVEMBER day 27! #xenovember #alien #art #handcrafted #sketch #horror #scifiart #darkart
November 27, 2025 at 8:31 AM
early breakfast for XENOVEMBER day 27! #xenovember #alien #art #handcrafted #sketch #horror #scifiart #darkart
I’m heading into town to grab a sneaky present for my wife. My plan is to get in and out in under 30 mins.
What’s the betting that:
A - I run into my wife
B - Spend more than 30 mins in town
C - Cannot find the present she pointed out the other day.
What’s the betting that:
A - I run into my wife
B - Spend more than 30 mins in town
C - Cannot find the present she pointed out the other day.
November 27, 2025 at 10:26 AM
I’m heading into town to grab a sneaky present for my wife. My plan is to get in and out in under 30 mins.
What’s the betting that:
A - I run into my wife
B - Spend more than 30 mins in town
C - Cannot find the present she pointed out the other day.
What’s the betting that:
A - I run into my wife
B - Spend more than 30 mins in town
C - Cannot find the present she pointed out the other day.
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I tried drawing with charcoal for the first time and it’s so hard to control. I don’t think I have the patience to draw with charcoal again. I have so much respect for people who have mastered this medium
November 26, 2025 at 8:05 AM
I tried drawing with charcoal for the first time and it’s so hard to control. I don’t think I have the patience to draw with charcoal again. I have so much respect for people who have mastered this medium
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Only one slot left! 😁
Howdy, y’all!
I have 5 slots open for hand painted tokens if you want a one-of-a-kind item for your deck.
Price is $40. As with all my work, I’ll take care of shipping costs.🤘
If that’s not quite what you’re looking for, please check out other talented token artists on this site to commission! 🙂
I have 5 slots open for hand painted tokens if you want a one-of-a-kind item for your deck.
Price is $40. As with all my work, I’ll take care of shipping costs.🤘
If that’s not quite what you’re looking for, please check out other talented token artists on this site to commission! 🙂
Scott Kersey Art's Commissions
Commissions Open! Click to see Scott Kersey Art's commission menu.
ko-fi.com
November 26, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Only one slot left! 😁
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Day 26 of #xenovember with timelapse in the replies. I think I’m gonna make it! It was getting dicey for a bit 🤣 Did a take on A4s Newborn #darkart
November 26, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Day 26 of #xenovember with timelapse in the replies. I think I’m gonna make it! It was getting dicey for a bit 🤣 Did a take on A4s Newborn #darkart
Didn’t have a lot of time for a detailed #Xenovember entry today. So Day 26 is Meh
#art #xenomorph #darkart #alien #horror #horrorart
#art #xenomorph #darkart #alien #horror #horrorart
November 26, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Didn’t have a lot of time for a detailed #Xenovember entry today. So Day 26 is Meh
#art #xenomorph #darkart #alien #horror #horrorart
#art #xenomorph #darkart #alien #horror #horrorart
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Listen, people who say this shit are just lazy thieves. If they had all the money in the world, they'd still steal your stuff, and they throw insults around because they're perfectly aware it's wrong.
AND!
Not paying artists is exactly what ensures only the wealthy can make art, you numpties.
AND!
Not paying artists is exactly what ensures only the wealthy can make art, you numpties.
Just saw someone claim that authors who want to be paid for their work are "class traitors" because we "only let the wealthy" read our books, and I think I need to go into the woods to scream into the night for a bit.
It's $5, not your first-born child! I need that $5 for health insurance!
It's $5, not your first-born child! I need that $5 for health insurance!
November 26, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Listen, people who say this shit are just lazy thieves. If they had all the money in the world, they'd still steal your stuff, and they throw insults around because they're perfectly aware it's wrong.
AND!
Not paying artists is exactly what ensures only the wealthy can make art, you numpties.
AND!
Not paying artists is exactly what ensures only the wealthy can make art, you numpties.
Pro tip: if a client says they have an After Effects template that’s been used for years by freelancers long passed, so the job should be quick…
Take my advice…
Take my advice…
a man with a red face is standing in a space ship and saying it 's a trap .
ALT: a man with a red face is standing in a space ship and saying it 's a trap .
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Pro tip: if a client says they have an After Effects template that’s been used for years by freelancers long passed, so the job should be quick…
Take my advice…
Take my advice…
"You'll be visited by three spirits."
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
November 25, 2025 at 10:16 PM
"You'll be visited by three spirits."
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
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Six Ships. I'm very much in the Chris Foss school of thought when it comes to colour, rather than SW or ST.
#Spaceships #SciFi #Illustration
#Spaceships #SciFi #Illustration
November 25, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Six Ships. I'm very much in the Chris Foss school of thought when it comes to colour, rather than SW or ST.
#Spaceships #SciFi #Illustration
#Spaceships #SciFi #Illustration