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@carlyraejepsen.gay
hi, I’m Vanni 💎 27 y.o., 50% New Jerseyian, 50% Italian, 50% gringa, 100% gay ass bitch (18+ ONLY PLEASE)
starting a running thread of all my gripes with football since I know none of my bloomfs gaf about it
December 7, 2025 at 11:52 PM
starting a running thread of all my gripes with football since I know none of my bloomfs gaf about it
Misogynists HATE her pussy
December 7, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Misogynists HATE her pussy
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sorry I'm late! I have at last broken my silence on Pantone's Color of the Year johnpaulbrammer.substack.com/p/cloud-danc...
'Cloud Dancer': A Measured Response
Regarding Pantone's decision, and so on, and so forth
johnpaulbrammer.substack.com
December 6, 2025 at 7:55 PM
sorry I'm late! I have at last broken my silence on Pantone's Color of the Year johnpaulbrammer.substack.com/p/cloud-danc...
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a classic
Folks, you should appreciate what @allisonpregler.bsky.social has done for us on her birthday,
Like reading the entirety of the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BATSHIT CRAZY "Modelland" by the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BATSHIT CRAZY Tyra Banks.
Strap in!
youtu.be/KQWz0dmpE4w?...
Like reading the entirety of the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BATSHIT CRAZY "Modelland" by the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BATSHIT CRAZY Tyra Banks.
Strap in!
youtu.be/KQWz0dmpE4w?...
I Spent a Year Reading Modelland
YouTube video by Allison Pregler
youtu.be
December 6, 2025 at 10:08 PM
a classic
finally finished a book I’ve had for years and feeling that particularly bittersweet feeling of finishing a book
December 5, 2025 at 10:08 PM
finally finished a book I’ve had for years and feeling that particularly bittersweet feeling of finishing a book
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bluesky is only toxic if you suck
December 4, 2025 at 6:54 PM
bluesky is only toxic if you suck
imagine being so dense that suggesting canceling spotify means I am a slave for apple and think nothing they do is wrong
December 5, 2025 at 5:16 PM
imagine being so dense that suggesting canceling spotify means I am a slave for apple and think nothing they do is wrong
should I get kinda drunk tonight
December 5, 2025 at 5:02 PM
should I get kinda drunk tonight
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why don't these people ever just kill themselves?
Pat McAfee put out a song titled Dookie and it's much worse than any dookie you could imagine
December 5, 2025 at 4:42 PM
why don't these people ever just kill themselves?
the cold isn’t gonna stop me
December 5, 2025 at 3:02 PM
the cold isn’t gonna stop me
so excited to buzz my hair
December 5, 2025 at 2:56 PM
so excited to buzz my hair
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Salute our boys in blue 🫡
March 14, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Salute our boys in blue 🫡
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I would be a lot more popular if you all could reach through the phone and feel how nice my boobs are you
December 5, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I would be a lot more popular if you all could reach through the phone and feel how nice my boobs are you
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Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨
December 3, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨
okay I know I said this but maybe yall should try to get off spotify
me existing in a place where I hate spotify but love seeing people’s wrapped
December 4, 2025 at 4:10 PM
okay I know I said this but maybe yall should try to get off spotify
I want a degree in sports journalism
December 4, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I want a degree in sports journalism
eary grey tea with honey 💛💛
December 4, 2025 at 4:08 PM
eary grey tea with honey 💛💛
I do not have enough work to justify being here more than 25 hours a week
December 4, 2025 at 1:51 PM
I do not have enough work to justify being here more than 25 hours a week
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Am I horny or am I just anxious about the state of things and looking to relieve the discomfort
December 3, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Am I horny or am I just anxious about the state of things and looking to relieve the discomfort
me existing in a place where I hate spotify but love seeing people’s wrapped
December 4, 2025 at 12:44 AM
me existing in a place where I hate spotify but love seeing people’s wrapped
what I’m referencing:
December 3, 2025 at 4:50 PM
what I’m referencing:
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me when I need a glass of chocolate milk
god I need a glass of chocolate milk
December 3, 2025 at 3:08 PM
me when I need a glass of chocolate milk
god I need a glass of chocolate milk
December 3, 2025 at 3:07 PM
god I need a glass of chocolate milk