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hi, I’m Vanni 💎 27 y.o., 50% New Jerseyian, 50% Italian, 50% gringa, 100% gay ass bitch (18+ ONLY PLEASE)
why does everything have to suck
December 8, 2025 at 9:25 PM
not a bit of good 💔💔💔
December 8, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I think I’m just crazy but like… this just feels so bad
December 8, 2025 at 8:11 PM
am I crazy or all mainstream american television/movie media owned by either Netflix (if this buyout goes through) or disney
December 8, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Woody Marks, you deserve your ass eaten from the back, front, and from above and below
December 8, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Andrew Catalon has one of the most annoying voices in sports announcing. The voice equivalent of shaking marbles in a glass jar with an occasional sprinkle of forks scraping a plate
December 8, 2025 at 12:16 AM
one of the most annoying things I have to hear is how detroit “wasted Matthew Stafford” and by wasted they mean he performed so well on a bad team and then got traded and continued to be great even as he gets older
December 8, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I have nothing bad to say about the packers other than LaFleur. Tucker Kraft can get it anytime despite probably being a conservative asshole, as a lot of football players are
December 7, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Matt LeFleur is a scumbag, for one. I also think the packers are getting preferential treatment because of the stupid “packers QBs win super bowls at 27” narrative
December 7, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I hate the divisional rivalry thing in the NFL and think the divisions need a shake up. I try not to fall in line with hating the Packers, Bears, and Vikings but I can’t help it- but I only hate one thing about each team
December 7, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I don’t post enough to be annoying on the skyline
December 7, 2025 at 4:23 AM
okay barbienheimerrrrr 💗💗💣
December 6, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Yes 🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦 (69%)

No 🟥🟥🟥 (31%)
December 6, 2025 at 3:55 PM
I too want to be nuked instead of go to work
December 6, 2025 at 3:28 PM