Jensen from Dodge City
@petworthot.bsky.social
Still a great concept, still a poor execution
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I want to post my gym progress but I don’t think I’m big enough yet to be like yeah here’s the tea
November 12, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I want to post my gym progress but I don’t think I’m big enough yet to be like yeah here’s the tea
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20 years ago today, the iconic SpongeBob SquarePants special ‘Have You Seen This Snail?’ premiered on Nickelodeon.
The special was watched by 8 million viewers and was the highest-rated program on all TV among children for the year of 2005.
The special was watched by 8 million viewers and was the highest-rated program on all TV among children for the year of 2005.
November 11, 2025 at 3:02 PM
20 years ago today, the iconic SpongeBob SquarePants special ‘Have You Seen This Snail?’ premiered on Nickelodeon.
The special was watched by 8 million viewers and was the highest-rated program on all TV among children for the year of 2005.
The special was watched by 8 million viewers and was the highest-rated program on all TV among children for the year of 2005.
This week’s listens
November 7, 2025 at 7:48 PM
This week’s listens
One save… that’s enough of being perceived today
November 5, 2025 at 10:40 PM
One save… that’s enough of being perceived today
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Zohran Mamdani says on NY1 he didn't get a congratulatory call from either Andrew Cuomo or Eric Adams last night.
He says he got a congratulatory call from Curtis Sliwa, though.
He says he got a congratulatory call from Curtis Sliwa, though.
November 5, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Zohran Mamdani says on NY1 he didn't get a congratulatory call from either Andrew Cuomo or Eric Adams last night.
He says he got a congratulatory call from Curtis Sliwa, though.
He says he got a congratulatory call from Curtis Sliwa, though.
Last night oomf said my butt had gotten bigger and firmer
November 2, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Last night oomf said my butt had gotten bigger and firmer
You should have done a bar that shows the lines spelling out B O Y S
“I hate DC Halloween, what do you mean you’re the L’Enfant Plaza Metro Station with transfers to the Blue, Orange, Silver, Green, and Yellow lines??” 🚇 @wmata.com
November 1, 2025 at 5:22 PM
You should have done a bar that shows the lines spelling out B O Y S
October 2025 listens!
October 31, 2025 at 4:35 PM
October 2025 listens!
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My job is to educate the public and explain the law. If you want people to oppose something because it isn’t lawful or anathema to our constitutional tradition, they have to know what the law is and where those principles come from.
Why would anyone even legitimize this by discussing it on what's supposed to be a respected news channel?
It's not allowed, per the Constitution, to hold a 3rd presidential term.
It's not allowed, per the Constitution, to hold a 3rd presidential term.
October 24, 2025 at 1:32 PM
My job is to educate the public and explain the law. If you want people to oppose something because it isn’t lawful or anathema to our constitutional tradition, they have to know what the law is and where those principles come from.
They’re so cute why lie
October 24, 2025 at 9:20 AM
They’re so cute why lie
Seated for Joey valence and brae concert
October 24, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Seated for Joey valence and brae concert
He looks like this irl btw
POV: ur my tube of toothpaste and I need to squeeze you into a coil to get every last load of the paste
October 20, 2025 at 6:40 PM
He looks like this irl btw
This week’s listens
October 17, 2025 at 7:38 PM
This week’s listens
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New Oklahoma schools superintendent rescinds mandate for Bible instruction in schools apnews.com/article/okla...
New Oklahoma schools superintendent rescinds mandate for Bible instruction in schools
Oklahoma's new public schools superintendent is rescinding a mandate from his predecessor that forced schools to incorporate the Bible into lesson plans for students.
apnews.com
October 15, 2025 at 8:00 PM
New Oklahoma schools superintendent rescinds mandate for Bible instruction in schools apnews.com/article/okla...
It’s because the consequences haven’t hit yet
EVERYONE on this university campus is sucking on a USB stick it's so crazy that we had exactly one generation that didn't get addicted to nicotine and then we just went back to it
October 15, 2025 at 2:25 PM
It’s because the consequences haven’t hit yet
🥺❤️
Not to make this about me but I met my husband fifteen years ago today and that’s pretty neat
October 15, 2025 at 2:24 PM
🥺❤️
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it's actually that having effectively unlimited resources and unprecedented creative control should translate into an artist going to great pains not to force launch Shit From A Butt in 37 different exclusive limited editions
THE BACKLASH AGAINST TAYLOR SWIFT IS PURE MISOGYNY. WHEN A WOMAN OWNS HER MUSIC AND SUCCEEDS, THE PATRIARCHY CAN'T HANDLE IT. LET'S CELEBRATE HER POWER AND STAND WITH ALL WOMEN WHO REFUSE TO SHRINK THEMSELVES. 💖
October 13, 2025 at 9:21 PM
it's actually that having effectively unlimited resources and unprecedented creative control should translate into an artist going to great pains not to force launch Shit From A Butt in 37 different exclusive limited editions
When I look like this next year
October 13, 2025 at 4:08 PM
When I look like this next year
This week’s listens
October 10, 2025 at 7:02 PM
This week’s listens
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Psychiatric Hospital
October 10, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Psychiatric Hospital
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yes
October 7, 2025 at 2:36 PM
yes
It hasn’t been a good day
October 5, 2025 at 12:13 AM
It hasn’t been a good day
The way I’m almost 200 lbs and still a twig is crazy
October 2, 2025 at 6:24 PM
The way I’m almost 200 lbs and still a twig is crazy
Who let me be almost 200 pounds
October 2, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Who let me be almost 200 pounds
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