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not sure there's a more embarrassing profession than ICE agent. Oh, you dress like a soldier to abduct sous chefs and throw flashbangs at protesters? Get a real job you loser
June 7, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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April 28, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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Historians: Quibbling Over Exact Definition Of Concentration Camp Sign Of Healthy Society
Historians: Quibbling Over Exact Definition Of Concentration Camp Sign Of Healthy Society
NEW HAVEN, CT—Calling such concern for linguistic precision a clear indicator of a thriving country, a panel of historians from Yale University issued a statement Thursday announcing that quibbling ov...
theonion.com
April 17, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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yes
April 6, 2025 at 9:21 AM
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god grant me the serenity to lmao
the courage to lmao
and the wisdom to lmao lmao lmao
April 3, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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if there's one thing Evangelical Christians know it's that having the state execute a beloved dissident always stops that dissident's message from spreading so yeah seeking the death penalty for Luigi Mangione seems smart
April 1, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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Who wants some good news?

The overwintering monarch population, which had plummeted last winter, has doubled this winter! www.worldwildlife.org/stories/east...
Eastern Monarch Butterfly Population Nearly Doubles
The population wintering in central Mexico's forests occupied 4.42 acres, up from 2.22 acres during the previous winter.
www.worldwildlife.org
March 18, 2025 at 5:32 AM
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News everyday here is like

- Trump fires everyone who was hired, hires everyone who was fired
- Plane carrying bird flu crashes into measles factory, creating rare superbug, Flusles
- DOGE eliminates workers that run the facility that imprisons the Deep Gods
- Your mother has been detained by ICE
March 10, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.
March 5, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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1. Where lies the strangling fruit
2. that came from the hand of the sinner
3. I shall bring forth the seeds of the dead
4. to share with the worms that gather in the darkness
5. and surround the world with the power of their lives
1. This is the water
2. And this is the well.
3. Drink full, and descend.
4. The horse is the white of the eyes
5. and dark within.
February 23, 2025 at 5:04 AM
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Donald Trump replacing a black four-star general with a white three-star general as Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff is everything MAGA claims they hate about DEI: giving a less qualified person the job based on their race, not their resume.
February 23, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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February 23, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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Following Elon Musk, the world's richest man, two speakers at CPAC, Steve Bannon, who was pardoned by Donald Trump, and Mexican actor Eduardo Verástegui, have now given Nazi salutes.

This is a major scandal + should push us all to mobilize, protest, and call out #CPAC for what it is: a Nazi rally.
February 22, 2025 at 8:34 AM