carendoyle.bsky.social
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ICE Boasts Zero Murders Committed By 5-Year-Olds Since Child Detainments Began
ICE Boasts Zero Murders Committed By 5-Year-Olds Since Child Detainments Began
WASHINGTON—Touting a new crime report as evidence their ramped-up operations were improving American life, Immigration and Customs Enforcement officials announced Friday that there had been zero murde...
theonion.com
October 12, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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“The cat is such a perfect symbol of beauty and superiority that it seems scarcely possible for any true aesthete and civilised cynic to do other than worship it.”

- H.P. Lovecraft
October 11, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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Frenemie Jack made hisself an ChitGPs account an OF CORSE he make himself into an king 🙄
October 3, 2025 at 9:20 PM
How is Corey Lewinidiot still here? Oh ya, he’s Ice Barbie’s racist squeeze, or am I mixing him up with some other moron?
www.yahoo.com/news/article...
Trump Advisor Says ICE Agents Will Be at Super Bowl for Bad Bunny’s Halftime Show: ‘It’s So Shameful They Picked Someone Who Seems to Hate America’
Donald Trump’s former campaign manager Corey Lewandowski appeared on Benny Johnson’s web interview series “The Benny Show” and warned that ICE agents will be present at the 2026 Super Bowl, where Bad ...
www.yahoo.com
October 2, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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This would be a very good time to thank @housedemocrats.bsky.social by chipping in to help them gain control of the House next year.

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October 1, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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Stress-Free Eric Adams Spends Day Bribing Pigeons In Central Park
September 30, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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He also gutted the VA of at least 150 psychologists and 500 social workers. I'm sure they weren't doing anything important.
September 28, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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I know antifa isn't a real organization because I don't get 40 texts a week from them asking for donations.
September 22, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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Netanyahu: ‘These So-Called Genocide Experts Have Probably Never Committed A Genocide In Their Lives’
Netanyahu: ‘These So-Called Genocide Experts Have Probably Never Committed A Genocide In Their Lives’
JERUSALEM—In response to an independent United Nations inquiry concluding that Israel is committing an ongoing genocide against Palestinians in Gaza, Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu issued a defiant...
theonion.com
September 18, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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From ‘The Onion’ Editorial Board: It Is Journalism’s Sacred Duty To Endanger The Lives Of As Many Trans People As Possible https://theonion.com/it-is-journalism-s-sacred-duty-to-endanger-the-lives-of-1850126997/
September 12, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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Gov. Pritzker enlists the public's help: "What we've asked is that people pull out their iPhone or their Android phone and film what they're seeing. Take a video of everything so see so that we can know if, in fact, laws are being broken by these federal officials coming into our state."
September 6, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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The Tubes - Talk To Ya Later
YouTube video by TheTubesVEVO
youtu.be
September 1, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Ellen Mitchell (@ellenmitchell2)
substack.com
August 27, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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I. SAID. WHAT. I. SAID.😁
Please Lord, Help Jillian Michaels’ Black Child
And while you are at it, help all the children.
open.substack.com
August 22, 2025 at 6:23 PM