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Cara/Glitz
@cara-face.bsky.social
Below average-sized person and wearer of many hats.

Runner,
Dog servant,
Award-winning condiment & Viking impersonator 🏅

Occasional DJ 🎧 www.cutterschoiceradio.com
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You know those 'happy memories' slideshows Google makes from your camera roll with friends, trips etc? Mine just showed me a collection of photos I've taken of pizza.
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Peter Benchley's Jaws (Eric Carle version) for @mitchbenn.bsky.social
July 6, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Well, I've finally managed to find my way back on here after a long break... I'm far too lazy to deal with apps logging me out 🤦🏼‍♀️ anyway, here's a pic from this morning while I tried to work out what my dog had been secretly snaffling on our walk. I wonder...
#dogsofbluesky
#schnauzergang
March 6, 2025 at 11:04 AM
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I've built a machine that can be Confidently Wrong. It can also make pictures that all look a bit the same, as well as make a video of you kissing any celebrity or person you know. In payment, I'd like to boil the world's oceans dry, & steal all literature. For some reason, my head is not on a spike
January 24, 2025 at 10:56 AM
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Me in January
January 2, 2025 at 2:19 PM
They say you should never meet your heroes, because you never know when they'll decide to end their DJ set with an Uptown Funk/Seven Nation Army mashup 💀
December 28, 2024 at 10:40 AM
Safely at my parents' with my dog who has already puppy-eyed his way to two dinners, in a bed next to the world's hottest radiator that I am not allowed to turn down for some inexplicable reason. Merry piggin' Christmas everyone 🥳
December 23, 2024 at 10:49 PM
Worried about snacking too much at Christmas? Problem solved.
December 23, 2024 at 8:45 PM
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“Oh no you fucking don’t. Seriously, you tosspot, you’re not one of us and we wouldn’t want you even if you were. Step one foot on our lovely spectrum and we’ll yeet you directly into the sun.”

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Autistics to Boris Johnson: don’t even fucking think about it
Autistic people have issued a statement explaining to Boris Johnson that autism does not cause you to become a compulsively lying, law-breaking, nation-wrecking cunt. The statement encourages Johnson ...
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December 9, 2024 at 10:52 AM
Won't somebody please share with meee?!

#schnauzergang #dogsofbluesky
December 5, 2024 at 12:48 AM
You know those 'happy memories' slideshows Google makes from your camera roll with friends, trips etc? Mine just showed me a collection of photos I've taken of pizza.
December 1, 2024 at 9:38 PM
I've uploaded my latest show for @cutterschoiceradio.bsky.social here, the link is below if you fancy a listen 🥳

I'm feeling really proud of this one, it's full of *BOPS* because it's Saturday and that's just what we do 💁🏼‍♀️

www.mixcloud.com/glitter_tits...
November 30, 2024 at 10:08 PM
Good morning Bluesky, couldn't find Iggy's usual collar for our frosty walk so fancy bow tie it is today.

#schnauzergang #dogsofbluesky
November 28, 2024 at 9:36 AM
Been a while since I've been truly hooked/devastated by something on TV but #AftertheParty was magnificent.
November 26, 2024 at 3:59 PM
Looking forward to playing a one-off Saturday show on @cutterschoiceradio.bsky.social 12-2pm (GMT) this weekend. Usually ease myself in with some slow tunes but I'm going in HARD early doors 💃🏼🪩🕺🏼

Recs for heavy beats welcome and encouraged 🙏🏼 #electro #house #beats
November 26, 2024 at 1:09 PM
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November 25, 2024 at 2:07 PM
Today I have shamelessly used my dog as a ploy to entice people to my wedding fair stand and I have zero regrets #schnauzergang #dogsofbluesky
November 24, 2024 at 8:01 PM
Just had my first bot engagement on Mixcloud, does this mean I'm heading for the big time? 🤞🏼
November 22, 2024 at 1:59 PM
Thursday is looking sensational over on www.cutterschoiceradio.com 🪩🥳 if you love eclectic beats, funky grooves and other musical adjectives give it a listen through the website or Radio Cult app 🔥 #openformat #independentradio #cutterschoice
November 21, 2024 at 12:00 PM
If you're hooked on #breakbeat then you should tune in to www.cutterschoiceradio.com tomorrow from 5pm GMT 🎤🥳 the best that independent radio has to offer on @cutterschoiceradio.bsky.social
November 20, 2024 at 5:31 PM
There are two types of people in this world:

Those who find joy in kicking fallen autumn leaves into the air on a chilly walk, and those who know the impossible task of finding every last nugget of their dog's poo at this time of year.

We're sorry leaf gang, we did our best. #dogsofbluesky
November 20, 2024 at 5:01 PM
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Oh yeah? Name twenty-five of their albums.
November 18, 2024 at 9:59 AM
Currently pre-recording this week's @cutterschoiceradio.bsky.social show because something called "work" has been rudely added to my diary.

Gonna jinx the last 40 mins by saying this is one you shouldn't miss 🙏🏼

Listen Thursday 21st 12-2pm - set reminders folks! 🪩🩷 www.cutterschoiceradio.com
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November 18, 2024 at 8:09 PM
Just arrived home to my boy after spending two weeks apart (how dare you, academic conferences, not allowing dogs - are you MAD?!) and got completely mobbed at my front door.

This is the aftermath, pooped but oh so content 🩷

#dogsofbluesky #schnauzergang #bestfriends
November 17, 2024 at 9:35 PM
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i don’t wanna watch two guys hit each other i wanna watch two guys build a bridge of communication with love, vulnerability, and understanding
November 16, 2024 at 4:58 AM
Cool marketing campaign, bro.
November 15, 2024 at 8:19 PM