Richard Turner
captspeedy.bsky.social
Richard Turner
@captspeedy.bsky.social
Joined 11/2023
Status: Finding People Here or Threads so I can delete the other place.
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I would also like to throw my hat into the ring for the new BBC director general gig. Although I will be honest and say most of my time would be spent trying to get David Renwick out of retirement to write more Jonathan Creek. Oh and I’d get The Adventure Game back on.
November 9, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Clearly, I've been very very busy 😂
October 31, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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Our Terry Pratchett quote of this particular day, because what a place! What a situation!

#gnuterrypratchett #discworld #goingpostal #moistvonlipwig #booksky
October 3, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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Speaking as a doctor, I can assure the American public that it’s safe to take Tylenol while reading the Epstein files.
September 23, 2025 at 10:44 AM
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Word of the day is ‘tamalou’: a French name for an older person who no longer greets their friends with ‘how was your holiday?, but with ‘t’as mal où ?’, ‘where does it hurt?’. There follows an enthusiastic account of aches and pains and doctor’s appointments.
September 4, 2025 at 8:35 AM
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Imagine being so involved with paedophile sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein that you hold a press conference announcing the US military will be on US streets to tackle crime when crime was already going down in an attempt to make people forget the Epstein stuff that they all know and there are GIFs of.
two men are posing for a picture and one has a pink tie on
Alt: Trump and Epstein pointing at possibly underage girls
media.tenor.com
August 11, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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Dear Americans ,will you forget about the Epstein files now that your orange leader basically declaring some kind of martial law in Washington , I bet he hopes so
August 11, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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It’s sad this is what the country has sunk too
August 8, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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August 4, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Die Hard on the TV. Christmas comes earlier and earlier each year 😂
July 24, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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“this £85 billion represents a direct transfer of value from the public to private owners — a sum extracted while storm overflows proliferated, leakage targets were missed, and river health declined”
July 21, 2025 at 7:29 AM
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Finally, I can post this video I've been hanging on to since somebody sent it to me.
July 14, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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Dua Lipa should release her own brand of beer called Dual IPA.
July 13, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Chicken Wine and Dubai Chocolate - don’t judge me 😂😂😂😂
July 9, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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My 15% SALE is still on. Just use the code TOKYO at checkout.

It’s my post day today so get your order in before 3pm for your order to be processed today.

www.infinitebacon.com

I’m up-to-date with my Teenage Mutant Ninja Renaissance Artists prints so I’m looking for new orders :)

Thank you!
June 27, 2025 at 8:42 AM
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Netanyahu has spent the better part of two decades trying to strong arm the United States into an unprovoked war against Iran and finally found a president stupid enough to do it for him. Unbelievable.
June 22, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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Remembering this great tweet on the Summer Solstice
June 21, 2025 at 10:03 AM
At a Fete. In the Rain
June 21, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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June 17, 2025 at 12:19 PM
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I hate myself for this.
June 6, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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June 1, 2025 at 7:52 AM
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Today is the 91st anniversary of the last diary entry of the first man who tried to climb Everest solo. Mind you, his plan had been to crash land a plane 14,000 feet up and then stroll the rest of the way, so perhaps he wasn’t destined to succeed
May 31, 2025 at 8:16 AM
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The X-Ray from Trump's last medical just leaked #TACO
May 30, 2025 at 4:22 PM