✨ captain furious ✨
@captfurious.bsky.social
|✶✶✶✶| Chicago. Serial crafter and glitter enthusiast. Obsessed with my dogs. Angry about many things. Stay for the bad sports opinions.
aurora over the city lights
November 12, 2025 at 2:24 AM
aurora over the city lights
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You are under no obligation to mourn the death of people who would’ve celebrated yours.
September 10, 2025 at 8:56 PM
You are under no obligation to mourn the death of people who would’ve celebrated yours.
these storms are wild
August 19, 2025 at 6:13 AM
these storms are wild
celebrating the Fourth of July by going back to where I came from ✌️✈️
July 1, 2025 at 10:02 PM
celebrating the Fourth of July by going back to where I came from ✌️✈️
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BREAKING: Snake oil salesman sells snake oil
June 25, 2025 at 7:25 PM
BREAKING: Snake oil salesman sells snake oil
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“i asked chat gpt” “i asked grok” Jeeves would kill you where you stand
June 17, 2025 at 2:22 PM
“i asked chat gpt” “i asked grok” Jeeves would kill you where you stand
stan bowman staying the f away from the stanley cup is my current favorite development
June 18, 2025 at 3:46 AM
stan bowman staying the f away from the stanley cup is my current favorite development
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When Trump finally dies there will be calls for civility and “respect for the office” from even his harshest critics and I’m telling you right now I plan on saying things so harsh they might knock the earth off its axis
June 17, 2025 at 12:26 PM
When Trump finally dies there will be calls for civility and “respect for the office” from even his harshest critics and I’m telling you right now I plan on saying things so harsh they might knock the earth off its axis
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As someone who lives in Los Angeles, don’t let social or mainstream media gaslight you into thinking there’s a violent uprising taking place here. The Trump administration is trying to punish this state and this city. He’s also setting a precedent to unleash troops on Democratic cities.
June 9, 2025 at 1:12 AM
As someone who lives in Los Angeles, don’t let social or mainstream media gaslight you into thinking there’s a violent uprising taking place here. The Trump administration is trying to punish this state and this city. He’s also setting a precedent to unleash troops on Democratic cities.
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I implore people to think about what Memorial Day means, and then think about…this
May 26, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I implore people to think about what Memorial Day means, and then think about…this
I just gave Stanley his cytopoint injection at home, and he didn’t even notice it was happening. Amazing how much less stressful that was.
May 24, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I just gave Stanley his cytopoint injection at home, and he didn’t even notice it was happening. Amazing how much less stressful that was.
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there has to be a better way to phrase a going out of business sale
May 23, 2025 at 8:14 PM
there has to be a better way to phrase a going out of business sale
I just made a telehealth appointment for my dog, so that feels a little insane.
May 19, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I just made a telehealth appointment for my dog, so that feels a little insane.
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After being hired to promote Georgia’s Medicaid work requirement program, Deloitte Consulting priced reports about its own marketing performance at $300,000 a month.
A final report, which was due in February, could cost the state nearly half a million.
➡️ Read the full story: propub.li/3YOiJ66
A final report, which was due in February, could cost the state nearly half a million.
➡️ Read the full story: propub.li/3YOiJ66
May 17, 2025 at 1:30 PM
After being hired to promote Georgia’s Medicaid work requirement program, Deloitte Consulting priced reports about its own marketing performance at $300,000 a month.
A final report, which was due in February, could cost the state nearly half a million.
➡️ Read the full story: propub.li/3YOiJ66
A final report, which was due in February, could cost the state nearly half a million.
➡️ Read the full story: propub.li/3YOiJ66
I want to fight whoever put the ring doorbell sound in the Wendy’s commercial.
May 17, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I want to fight whoever put the ring doorbell sound in the Wendy’s commercial.
I was promised storms, where are my storms.
May 16, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I was promised storms, where are my storms.
booking flights back to the ex-country and dreading it, but at least I’ll be reunited with my beloved freddo cappuccino
May 11, 2025 at 12:41 PM
booking flights back to the ex-country and dreading it, but at least I’ll be reunited with my beloved freddo cappuccino
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This is The Last Supper now.
May 8, 2025 at 5:20 PM
This is The Last Supper now.
not my brain going: “can you imagine the traffic in this city if the pope comes here”
LIKE THAT’S A NORMAL THOUGHT TO HAVE
LIKE THAT’S A NORMAL THOUGHT TO HAVE
May 8, 2025 at 11:35 PM
not my brain going: “can you imagine the traffic in this city if the pope comes here”
LIKE THAT’S A NORMAL THOUGHT TO HAVE
LIKE THAT’S A NORMAL THOUGHT TO HAVE
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I am unapologetically telling you right now that Chicago is going to be insufferable about this, there is still a fading cardboard John Paul II in a Michigan Ave storefront looking out at Grant Park because he spoke there *once.*
May 8, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I am unapologetically telling you right now that Chicago is going to be insufferable about this, there is still a fading cardboard John Paul II in a Michigan Ave storefront looking out at Grant Park because he spoke there *once.*
I miss playoff hockey.
May 5, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I miss playoff hockey.
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Dear god let this man cook.
April 29, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Dear god let this man cook.
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Illinois Gov. JB Pritzker: "Never before in my life have I called for mass protests, for mobilization, for disruption. But I am now. These Republicans cannot know a moment of peace. They must understand that we will fight their cruelty with every megaphone and microphone that we have."
April 29, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Illinois Gov. JB Pritzker: "Never before in my life have I called for mass protests, for mobilization, for disruption. But I am now. These Republicans cannot know a moment of peace. They must understand that we will fight their cruelty with every megaphone and microphone that we have."
me at 9:30pm on a weekday (when I’ve been up since 5am): I’m gonna make a dozen candles that smell like the grand floridian lobby right now ✨
April 11, 2025 at 3:12 AM
me at 9:30pm on a weekday (when I’ve been up since 5am): I’m gonna make a dozen candles that smell like the grand floridian lobby right now ✨
we went to happy hour yesterday afternoon and after 3 martinis and two dozen oysters, I was in bed by 8pm
and it was perfect
and it was perfect
March 29, 2025 at 11:00 AM
we went to happy hour yesterday afternoon and after 3 martinis and two dozen oysters, I was in bed by 8pm
and it was perfect
and it was perfect