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Donald Trump is The GOAT...f*****
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February 4, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Donald Trump is The GOAT...f*****
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Who's Bondi hiding?
February 4, 2026 at 12:12 PM
Who's Bondi hiding?
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THIS IS A REAL EMAIL ELON MUSK SENT TO JEFFREY EPSTEIN IN 2012...
... FOUR YEARS AFTER EPSTEIN WAS CONVICTED FOR CHILD SEXUAL ABUSE...
... SO MUCH FOR ELON'S STORY THAT HE "DECLINED INVITATIONS" TO THE ISLAND.
Location: near Tesla's flagship London store in Tottenham
#EpsteinClientListFelonElon
... FOUR YEARS AFTER EPSTEIN WAS CONVICTED FOR CHILD SEXUAL ABUSE...
... SO MUCH FOR ELON'S STORY THAT HE "DECLINED INVITATIONS" TO THE ISLAND.
Location: near Tesla's flagship London store in Tottenham
#EpsteinClientListFelonElon
February 4, 2026 at 10:03 PM
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Heads are going to explode 💥
Cato Institute just nuked the lie. Immigrants have cut U.S. deficits by $14.5 TRILLION since 1994, slashing the national debt by a third.
All that “immigrants are bleeding us dry” noise? Absolute bullshit.
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Cato Institute just nuked the lie. Immigrants have cut U.S. deficits by $14.5 TRILLION since 1994, slashing the national debt by a third.
All that “immigrants are bleeding us dry” noise? Absolute bullshit.
1/3
February 4, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Heads are going to explode 💥
Cato Institute just nuked the lie. Immigrants have cut U.S. deficits by $14.5 TRILLION since 1994, slashing the national debt by a third.
All that “immigrants are bleeding us dry” noise? Absolute bullshit.
1/3
Cato Institute just nuked the lie. Immigrants have cut U.S. deficits by $14.5 TRILLION since 1994, slashing the national debt by a third.
All that “immigrants are bleeding us dry” noise? Absolute bullshit.
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🚨 Ukrainians warned for years that Europe’s human rights chief was a Kremlin conduit. The Epstein files just proved them right.
Thorbjørn Jagland offered to connect Jeffrey Epstein to Lavrov. KGB defectors had named him “Yuri” decades earlier
euromaidanpress.com/2026/02/04/u...
Thorbjørn Jagland offered to connect Jeffrey Epstein to Lavrov. KGB defectors had named him “Yuri” decades earlier
euromaidanpress.com/2026/02/04/u...
Ukrainians warned for years that Europe's human rights chief was a Kremlin conduit. The Epstein files just proved them right. - Euromaidan Press
Epstein files reveal how Council of Europe chief Jagland offered to connect the convicted sex offender to Russian Foreign Minister Lavrov.
euromaidanpress.com
February 4, 2026 at 5:05 PM
🚨 Ukrainians warned for years that Europe’s human rights chief was a Kremlin conduit. The Epstein files just proved them right.
Thorbjørn Jagland offered to connect Jeffrey Epstein to Lavrov. KGB defectors had named him “Yuri” decades earlier
euromaidanpress.com/2026/02/04/u...
Thorbjørn Jagland offered to connect Jeffrey Epstein to Lavrov. KGB defectors had named him “Yuri” decades earlier
euromaidanpress.com/2026/02/04/u...
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For those keeping score at home:
February 4, 2026 at 3:48 PM
For those keeping score at home:
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🤔You mean the *centrist* Dem responsible for killing good bills had ties to Epstein? Imagine that
February 3, 2026 at 12:30 AM
🤔You mean the *centrist* Dem responsible for killing good bills had ties to Epstein? Imagine that
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happening this morning in Minneapolis -- ICE agents drawing guns on observers. I reiterate again that it is only a matter of time before DHS kills more innocent people in Minnesota. Congress needs to shut this shit down right now.
February 3, 2026 at 4:19 PM
happening this morning in Minneapolis -- ICE agents drawing guns on observers. I reiterate again that it is only a matter of time before DHS kills more innocent people in Minnesota. Congress needs to shut this shit down right now.
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The fact that our current government is crawling all over themselves to protect these files and now knowing Putin is mention makes the "Russia Hoax" just as much of a hoax as these files. Putin is running the United States.
February 1, 2026 at 11:44 PM
The fact that our current government is crawling all over themselves to protect these files and now knowing Putin is mention makes the "Russia Hoax" just as much of a hoax as these files. Putin is running the United States.
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In case you were wondering what Alex Acosta of Epstein infamy is up to now, he’s landed gigs at the State Leadership Initiative (alongside Heritage Foundation president Kevin Roberts) and at Newsmax. 1/
February 1, 2026 at 6:58 PM
In case you were wondering what Alex Acosta of Epstein infamy is up to now, he’s landed gigs at the State Leadership Initiative (alongside Heritage Foundation president Kevin Roberts) and at Newsmax. 1/
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Trump said Brett Kavanaugh's confirmation was contingent on passing an FBI investigation that was actually never done. They made a movie about this called "Justice" that got a standing ovation at Cannes.
I don't understand how Kavanaugh's confirmation stands.
I don't understand how Kavanaugh's confirmation stands.
February 2, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Trump said Brett Kavanaugh's confirmation was contingent on passing an FBI investigation that was actually never done. They made a movie about this called "Justice" that got a standing ovation at Cannes.
I don't understand how Kavanaugh's confirmation stands.
I don't understand how Kavanaugh's confirmation stands.
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Alarm bells are ringing in the Horn of Africa. Farms are no longer yielding, pests are spreading, and tropical diseases are emerging. Climate change is real, and it’s destroying lives. #ClimateCrisis #GlobalAction
January 31, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Alarm bells are ringing in the Horn of Africa. Farms are no longer yielding, pests are spreading, and tropical diseases are emerging. Climate change is real, and it’s destroying lives. #ClimateCrisis #GlobalAction
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"Jeffrey Epstein
would bring the children in and trump would auction
them off. He measured the children's vulva and
vaginas by entering a finger and rated the children on tightness."
Epstein victim/survivor.
🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
would bring the children in and trump would auction
them off. He measured the children's vulva and
vaginas by entering a finger and rated the children on tightness."
Epstein victim/survivor.
🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
January 31, 2026 at 7:38 PM
"Jeffrey Epstein
would bring the children in and trump would auction
them off. He measured the children's vulva and
vaginas by entering a finger and rated the children on tightness."
Epstein victim/survivor.
🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
would bring the children in and trump would auction
them off. He measured the children's vulva and
vaginas by entering a finger and rated the children on tightness."
Epstein victim/survivor.
🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
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When Trump testified in deposition on his NY fraud case, he estimated his net worth at $3.2B, which was wildly inflated. That was after a lifetime in business. Trump has now made $4.05B just in the past year - most of it from foreign entities. archive.ph/2026.01.31-1...
archive.ph
February 1, 2026 at 1:52 PM
When Trump testified in deposition on his NY fraud case, he estimated his net worth at $3.2B, which was wildly inflated. That was after a lifetime in business. Trump has now made $4.05B just in the past year - most of it from foreign entities. archive.ph/2026.01.31-1...
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"The Fulton County raid is a test run for messing with election administrators and the counting of ballots in the midterm elections in 2026..."
slate.com/news-and-pol...
slate.com/news-and-pol...
February 1, 2026 at 10:20 PM
"The Fulton County raid is a test run for messing with election administrators and the counting of ballots in the midterm elections in 2026..."
slate.com/news-and-pol...
slate.com/news-and-pol...
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When a president talks about skipping elections and floating an unconstitutional 3rd term, it’s not hard to see what this is and what it isn’t.
Seizing election material in a state that already counted the 2020 results three separate times isn’t about election integrity.
It’s about preparation.
Seizing election material in a state that already counted the 2020 results three separate times isn’t about election integrity.
It’s about preparation.
February 1, 2026 at 8:34 PM
When a president talks about skipping elections and floating an unconstitutional 3rd term, it’s not hard to see what this is and what it isn’t.
Seizing election material in a state that already counted the 2020 results three separate times isn’t about election integrity.
It’s about preparation.
Seizing election material in a state that already counted the 2020 results three separate times isn’t about election integrity.
It’s about preparation.
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George Carlin always nailed it.
February 1, 2026 at 2:30 AM
George Carlin always nailed it.
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“I was raped three times a day and I wasn’t the only girl. It was a conveyor belt of abuse.”
#TrumpEpsteinCoverUp
#TrumpEpsteinCoverUp
February 1, 2026 at 1:42 AM
“I was raped three times a day and I wasn’t the only girl. It was a conveyor belt of abuse.”
#TrumpEpsteinCoverUp
#TrumpEpsteinCoverUp
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Same guy with Tim 'Apple'
February 1, 2026 at 1:32 PM
Same guy with Tim 'Apple'
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Such blatant corruption — which the media will, of course, totally ignore.
February 1, 2026 at 3:19 PM
Such blatant corruption — which the media will, of course, totally ignore.