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I like soup. I love dogs. People are okay.
Reminder that these bootlickers build algorithms for what information you see/don’t see
February 4, 2026 at 11:19 PM
Reminder that these bootlickers build algorithms for what information you see/don’t see
MAGA is like those giant garage patches in the ocean, it’s a huge problem that no one wants to talk about.
February 4, 2026 at 10:37 PM
MAGA is like those giant garage patches in the ocean, it’s a huge problem that no one wants to talk about.
Honor them by calling out the concentration camps Trump is building today. This is Texas! This is not a drill!
January 27, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Honor them by calling out the concentration camps Trump is building today. This is Texas! This is not a drill!
Also remember that it was literally an AMENDMENT
January 15, 2026 at 3:17 AM
Also remember that it was literally an AMENDMENT
Now imagine if Trump based this decision on YOUR personal data that he got from these guys
January 13, 2026 at 7:04 PM
Now imagine if Trump based this decision on YOUR personal data that he got from these guys
Somewhere in the WH right now: “It’s okay, she was just a lesbian.”
January 7, 2026 at 10:35 PM
Somewhere in the WH right now: “It’s okay, she was just a lesbian.”
Nothing on State Media either
December 30, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Nothing on State Media either
He’s still got the gullible and dumb-witted. Trump is a nightmare but the size of this demo in our country is the real problem.
December 17, 2025 at 12:22 AM
He’s still got the gullible and dumb-witted. Trump is a nightmare but the size of this demo in our country is the real problem.
The eyes are the give away #QuietPiggy
December 3, 2025 at 6:32 PM
The eyes are the give away #QuietPiggy
Let’s dress Congress like this before presenting their plan to the wolves
November 26, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Let’s dress Congress like this before presenting their plan to the wolves
And Axe Body Spray!
November 13, 2025 at 7:25 AM
And Axe Body Spray!
“I’m not blind to it…” - DJT
November 8, 2025 at 12:17 AM
“I’m not blind to it…” - DJT
7 million people with no where to go. Not even Dems like our “leadership”…
October 20, 2025 at 8:39 PM
7 million people with no where to go. Not even Dems like our “leadership”…
Trump, seen here wearing a turtleneck, did not respond to our request for comment
October 16, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Trump, seen here wearing a turtleneck, did not respond to our request for comment
Does anyone know the number to the Department of War tip line? I’ve got a lead on a boat filled with coke and criminals…
October 14, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Does anyone know the number to the Department of War tip line? I’ve got a lead on a boat filled with coke and criminals…
Future military training under the leadership of Six Star General Tucker Carlson
October 10, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Future military training under the leadership of Six Star General Tucker Carlson
American citizens are just pawns for Trump
October 10, 2025 at 9:50 PM
American citizens are just pawns for Trump
Correction: right-wing influence and Russian useful idiot Benny Johnson
October 10, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Correction: right-wing influence and Russian useful idiot Benny Johnson
It was the Grandest of Juries!
October 9, 2025 at 10:32 PM
It was the Grandest of Juries!
Who could have guessed that simultaneously destroying their markets, arresting their labor force, and jacking up their costs with tariffs would be bad for farmers???
October 9, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Who could have guessed that simultaneously destroying their markets, arresting their labor force, and jacking up their costs with tariffs would be bad for farmers???
Luckily, his Legion of Gloom is at the ready to do his bidding!
October 4, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Luckily, his Legion of Gloom is at the ready to do his bidding!
Ineptitude by The Democratic Party
September 28, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Ineptitude by The Democratic Party
Who would have thought that we’d be missing COVID Trump???
September 27, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Who would have thought that we’d be missing COVID Trump???
"Your Honor, I offer Exhibit A into evidence."
September 25, 2025 at 9:40 PM
"Your Honor, I offer Exhibit A into evidence."