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captcrabbypants.bsky.social
@captcrabbypants.bsky.social
I like soup. I love dogs. People are okay.
I knew things were going to get bad after Trump’s EPA Director noted, “Clean water is for pussies!”
February 4, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Reminder that these bootlickers build algorithms for what information you see/don’t see
February 4, 2026 at 11:19 PM
Baffles me why they continue to ask him serious questions. Do they ever get a serious answer? Just go for the jugular.
February 4, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Slightly higher than the percent of Americans who oppose staying part of US.

Canada should start recruiting states to become provinces with Justin Trudeau as their pitchman.
February 4, 2026 at 11:01 PM
You guys should run a Super Bowl ad with 30-seconds of Trump-Epstein disgusting lowlights. The victims deserve transparency and accountability. The American people deserve better!
February 4, 2026 at 10:44 PM
MAGA is like those giant garage patches in the ocean, it’s a huge problem that no one wants to talk about.
February 4, 2026 at 10:37 PM
Future GOP talking point: “How can they be criminally charged if they didn’t know what they were doing?”
February 4, 2026 at 10:16 PM
I just wish they would do ANYTHING! Decades of ineffective leadership and strategy have made the party so toxic in large parts of this country that people would rather vote for a felon/pedo who takes their stuff and gives it to his billionaire friends.
February 4, 2026 at 7:41 PM
Ah, the good ol’ days! Back when movies where $20 and child rape was bad/a crime.
February 3, 2026 at 6:58 PM
In response, the Trump administration is pressuring the NFL to deploy the Cleveland Browns to play in Paris.
February 3, 2026 at 6:31 PM
What did the French do to deserve the Browns?
February 3, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Constitutional scholars right now
a hockey goalie is kneeling on the ice in front of the net
ALT: a hockey goalie is kneeling on the ice in front of the net
media.tenor.com
February 3, 2026 at 3:42 AM
Another bombshell that will get lost in the Trump chaos
February 2, 2026 at 11:13 PM