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calling the hotel front desk to ask what i’m allowed to take home without getting in trouble
February 18, 2025 at 3:40 PM
calling the hotel front desk to ask what i’m allowed to take home without getting in trouble
I’m a slut for scalloped potatoes
February 8, 2025 at 8:15 AM
I’m a slut for scalloped potatoes
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me:
professor x: yes, i can read minds
me:
professor x: yes, i suppose the name alvin and the chipmunks alludes to he himself not being one
professor x: yes, i can read minds
me:
professor x: yes, i suppose the name alvin and the chipmunks alludes to he himself not being one
November 25, 2024 at 2:38 PM
me:
professor x: yes, i can read minds
me:
professor x: yes, i suppose the name alvin and the chipmunks alludes to he himself not being one
professor x: yes, i can read minds
me:
professor x: yes, i suppose the name alvin and the chipmunks alludes to he himself not being one
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Just hitting me that I’ve never actually seen a bear eat porridge. Much to consider.
November 25, 2024 at 5:09 PM
Just hitting me that I’ve never actually seen a bear eat porridge. Much to consider.
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Hal hadn’t survived three Thanksgivings by being stupid.
November 25, 2024 at 4:59 PM
Hal hadn’t survived three Thanksgivings by being stupid.
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My friend & I made a pact that if we're both still single in 25 years we'll blow up the moon
November 18, 2024 at 5:15 AM
My friend & I made a pact that if we're both still single in 25 years we'll blow up the moon
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do you think they test cosmetics on Pokémon
November 19, 2024 at 2:02 AM
do you think they test cosmetics on Pokémon
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Inspiration <3
November 17, 2024 at 8:08 AM
Inspiration <3