Captain Limey
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A bit lime. Was on The Other Place.
Sorry.
Sorry.
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December 28, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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If he wins, our national broadcaster could be wrecked - and license fee payers could be stuck with the bill. 38d.gs/BBC_sued_df
Donald Trump has filed a $10bn lawsuit against the BBC over a Panorama documentary! 🚨 If he wins, our national broadcaster could be wrecked - and license fee payers could be stuck with the bill. Stand...
Donald Trump has filed a $10bn lawsuit against the BBC over a Panorama documentary! 🚨 If he wins, our national broadcaster could be wrecked - and license fee payers could be stuck with the bill. Stand...
38d.gs
December 16, 2025 at 7:05 PM
If he wins, our national broadcaster could be wrecked - and license fee payers could be stuck with the bill. 38d.gs/BBC_sued_df
Anyone else spot a bit of a disconnect between this and *consults notes* blowing up Venezuelan fishing boats and then polishing off the survivors just for good measure?
November 29, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Anyone else spot a bit of a disconnect between this and *consults notes* blowing up Venezuelan fishing boats and then polishing off the survivors just for good measure?
I hate to be so cynical, but it is very weird how often newsworthy shootings always seem to happen when Trump is in deep political trouble.
November 26, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I hate to be so cynical, but it is very weird how often newsworthy shootings always seem to happen when Trump is in deep political trouble.
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"The cat scratched my groin when he saw that woman from Strictly"
"Claudia Winkleman?"
"No, man, but it was close"
"Claudia Winkleman?"
"No, man, but it was close"
November 15, 2025 at 6:57 PM
"The cat scratched my groin when he saw that woman from Strictly"
"Claudia Winkleman?"
"No, man, but it was close"
"Claudia Winkleman?"
"No, man, but it was close"
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He beat the wrap.
I'm so sorry. I'll get my coat.
I'm so sorry. I'll get my coat.
November 6, 2025 at 9:50 PM
He beat the wrap.
I'm so sorry. I'll get my coat.
I'm so sorry. I'll get my coat.
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Not all heroes bear crepes.
November 6, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Not all heroes bear crepes.
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“Now is the winter of our Sunday lunch made bright summer by this piece of pork.”
October 31, 2025 at 11:57 PM
“Now is the winter of our Sunday lunch made bright summer by this piece of pork.”
A very old actor playing Richard III:
“A hoist, a hoist, a kingdom for a hoist!”
“A hoist, a hoist, a kingdom for a hoist!”
October 31, 2025 at 11:51 PM
A very old actor playing Richard III:
“A hoist, a hoist, a kingdom for a hoist!”
“A hoist, a hoist, a kingdom for a hoist!”
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Here’s something really graphic for Halloween:
October 31, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Here’s something really graphic for Halloween:
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The Media warning you of the dangers.
Trillion Dollar Multinationals ❌
Billionaires ❌
Multimillionaires ❌
Tax Havens ❌
Tax Benefits for the largest richest companies in the world ❌
Dirt poor immigrants, Disabled People and pensioners ✔️
Trillion Dollar Multinationals ❌
Billionaires ❌
Multimillionaires ❌
Tax Havens ❌
Tax Benefits for the largest richest companies in the world ❌
Dirt poor immigrants, Disabled People and pensioners ✔️
October 31, 2025 at 11:43 PM
The Media warning you of the dangers.
Trillion Dollar Multinationals ❌
Billionaires ❌
Multimillionaires ❌
Tax Havens ❌
Tax Benefits for the largest richest companies in the world ❌
Dirt poor immigrants, Disabled People and pensioners ✔️
Trillion Dollar Multinationals ❌
Billionaires ❌
Multimillionaires ❌
Tax Havens ❌
Tax Benefits for the largest richest companies in the world ❌
Dirt poor immigrants, Disabled People and pensioners ✔️
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I have a very bad feeling about this...
October 27, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I have a very bad feeling about this...
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This moron claimed he had a can of beans thrown at him and he ended up looking like this.
No if you had a CAN of beans thrown at you, you'd have a massive gash on your head, and no baked beans, they'd still be in the can.
No if you had a CAN of beans thrown at you, you'd have a massive gash on your head, and no baked beans, they'd still be in the can.
October 26, 2025 at 7:48 PM
This moron claimed he had a can of beans thrown at him and he ended up looking like this.
No if you had a CAN of beans thrown at you, you'd have a massive gash on your head, and no baked beans, they'd still be in the can.
No if you had a CAN of beans thrown at you, you'd have a massive gash on your head, and no baked beans, they'd still be in the can.
If the Government feels itself to be more important than the people it serves, then you can kiss democratic freedoms goodbye.
Cue: Donald J. Trump and his White House of Arseholes.
Cue: Donald J. Trump and his White House of Arseholes.
October 26, 2025 at 7:39 PM
If the Government feels itself to be more important than the people it serves, then you can kiss democratic freedoms goodbye.
Cue: Donald J. Trump and his White House of Arseholes.
Cue: Donald J. Trump and his White House of Arseholes.
“Evolved”?
Seems a very mealy-mouthed way to say “Lied through his teeth over and again, as per normal”, you absolute weasels.
Seems a very mealy-mouthed way to say “Lied through his teeth over and again, as per normal”, you absolute weasels.
October 24, 2025 at 9:24 AM
“Evolved”?
Seems a very mealy-mouthed way to say “Lied through his teeth over and again, as per normal”, you absolute weasels.
Seems a very mealy-mouthed way to say “Lied through his teeth over and again, as per normal”, you absolute weasels.
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Does RFK like the Sun God, because he gets to say Raaaaaaagh?
October 22, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Does RFK like the Sun God, because he gets to say Raaaaaaagh?
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This is one of three cartoons I have in the current Private Eye.
“It’s 007…”
From the new Private Eye, out now.
From the new Private Eye, out now.
October 21, 2025 at 5:57 PM
This is one of three cartoons I have in the current Private Eye.
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“It says in Leviticus: ‘Thou shalt not ride a bicycle naked in the sight of the LORD, for verily they are SATAN’S velocipedes’.”
U.S. House Speaker Mike Johnson calls Sunday's naked bike ride in protest of the Portland ICE facility and and Trump troop deployment "the most threatening thing I’ve seen yet"
www.oregonlive.com/portland/202...
www.oregonlive.com/portland/202...
October 17, 2025 at 7:09 PM
“It says in Leviticus: ‘Thou shalt not ride a bicycle naked in the sight of the LORD, for verily they are SATAN’S velocipedes’.”
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Post this everywhere‼️
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RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES
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RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES
October 10, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Post this everywhere‼️
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RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES
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RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES
I guess we are just minutes away from Norway being declared officially Antifa.
Also, were I a Venezuelan opposition leader I might avoid pleasure trips on fishing boats for the foreseeable future.
Also, were I a Venezuelan opposition leader I might avoid pleasure trips on fishing boats for the foreseeable future.
October 10, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I guess we are just minutes away from Norway being declared officially Antifa.
Also, were I a Venezuelan opposition leader I might avoid pleasure trips on fishing boats for the foreseeable future.
Also, were I a Venezuelan opposition leader I might avoid pleasure trips on fishing boats for the foreseeable future.
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Greta Thunberg “I'm not scared of Israel. I’m scared of a world that has seemingly lost all sense of humanity.”
Stand with Greta, stand with humanity.
Stand with Greta, stand with humanity.
October 6, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Greta Thunberg “I'm not scared of Israel. I’m scared of a world that has seemingly lost all sense of humanity.”
Stand with Greta, stand with humanity.
Stand with Greta, stand with humanity.
Are there any more contemptible people on the planet than the current President and Vice President of the United States of America?
Both are the worst type of vainglorious coward: neither has even a scintilla of the intelligence and decency that should be a prerequisite for such high posts.
Both are the worst type of vainglorious coward: neither has even a scintilla of the intelligence and decency that should be a prerequisite for such high posts.
October 4, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Are there any more contemptible people on the planet than the current President and Vice President of the United States of America?
Both are the worst type of vainglorious coward: neither has even a scintilla of the intelligence and decency that should be a prerequisite for such high posts.
Both are the worst type of vainglorious coward: neither has even a scintilla of the intelligence and decency that should be a prerequisite for such high posts.
Did you watch The Hack? I can't believe papers have gotten away with destroying lives for so long. That's why I've signed the petition, set up by Hugh Grant and other phone hacking victims, to demand fair, independent regulation. Join me: you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/a-...
A Free Press, Not a Free Pass – It's Time for Fair Regulation
For too long, the UK press have bullied people, harassed grieving families, and destroyed lives, all to sell papers. We’ve all seen the heartbreaking consequences.
They’ve hacked phones, listened to ...
you.38degrees.org.uk
October 4, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Did you watch The Hack? I can't believe papers have gotten away with destroying lives for so long. That's why I've signed the petition, set up by Hugh Grant and other phone hacking victims, to demand fair, independent regulation. Join me: you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/a-...
Listening to Trump’s speech to the generals yesterday, I have to say he had a very strong totally-whacked-out-on-weed vibe throughout.
If that had been Biden, the Republicans would have invoked the 25th Amendment on the spot.
If that had been Biden, the Republicans would have invoked the 25th Amendment on the spot.
October 1, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Listening to Trump’s speech to the generals yesterday, I have to say he had a very strong totally-whacked-out-on-weed vibe throughout.
If that had been Biden, the Republicans would have invoked the 25th Amendment on the spot.
If that had been Biden, the Republicans would have invoked the 25th Amendment on the spot.
Just amazing to me how many gunmen with bullets (plus helpful incriminating messages) there are, that seem to crop up just when Donald needs them.
I mean I hate to sound cynical, but the coincidences are getting stupid now.
I mean I hate to sound cynical, but the coincidences are getting stupid now.
September 25, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Just amazing to me how many gunmen with bullets (plus helpful incriminating messages) there are, that seem to crop up just when Donald needs them.
I mean I hate to sound cynical, but the coincidences are getting stupid now.
I mean I hate to sound cynical, but the coincidences are getting stupid now.