The BBC must follow the Pulitzer panel’s example and demand evidence of harm in discovery. Ask the Tangerine Tosspot to provide financials, detailed reports of how it requires billions to set aside the “damage” done. He can’t and won’t.

He beat the wrap.

I'm so sorry. I'll get my coat.

Not all heroes bear crepes.

Crust in time!

And the really good news is that the DOJ official reaction was a sour “D’oh!”

Congratulations. Good to see American voters getting it right for once!

Metastasised evil. I still find it incredibly hard to believe that Trump gets so many free passes from the news media. It’s as if they have the shortest of short term memories.

“Now is the winter of our Sunday lunch made bright summer by this piece of pork.”

It’s kind of ironic that this is mostly happening because someone who can never be a real king, but wants to be, is forcing hugely unwanted scrutiny down upon the person who could and never will be.

Let’s hope they’re not using the recycled asbestos from the demolished East Wing in the Presidential Death Star.

This guy looks like something a bean would never aspire to be…

Telephone is so passé. In modern times we contact our broadband provider by broadband, especially when you’re contacting them to tell them their broadband isn’t working.

Does RFK like the Sun God, because he gets to say Raaaaaaagh?