Captain Limey
@captainlimey.bsky.social
A bit lime. Was on The Other Place.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Anyone else spot a bit of a disconnect between this and *consults notes* blowing up Venezuelan fishing boats and then polishing off the survivors just for good measure?
November 29, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Anyone else spot a bit of a disconnect between this and *consults notes* blowing up Venezuelan fishing boats and then polishing off the survivors just for good measure?
“Evolved”?
Seems a very mealy-mouthed way to say “Lied through his teeth over and again, as per normal”, you absolute weasels.
Seems a very mealy-mouthed way to say “Lied through his teeth over and again, as per normal”, you absolute weasels.
October 24, 2025 at 9:24 AM
“Evolved”?
Seems a very mealy-mouthed way to say “Lied through his teeth over and again, as per normal”, you absolute weasels.
Seems a very mealy-mouthed way to say “Lied through his teeth over and again, as per normal”, you absolute weasels.
I guess we are just minutes away from Norway being declared officially Antifa.
Also, were I a Venezuelan opposition leader I might avoid pleasure trips on fishing boats for the foreseeable future.
Also, were I a Venezuelan opposition leader I might avoid pleasure trips on fishing boats for the foreseeable future.
October 10, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I guess we are just minutes away from Norway being declared officially Antifa.
Also, were I a Venezuelan opposition leader I might avoid pleasure trips on fishing boats for the foreseeable future.
Also, were I a Venezuelan opposition leader I might avoid pleasure trips on fishing boats for the foreseeable future.
Are there any more contemptible people on the planet than the current President and Vice President of the United States of America?
Both are the worst type of vainglorious coward: neither has even a scintilla of the intelligence and decency that should be a prerequisite for such high posts.
Both are the worst type of vainglorious coward: neither has even a scintilla of the intelligence and decency that should be a prerequisite for such high posts.
October 4, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Are there any more contemptible people on the planet than the current President and Vice President of the United States of America?
Both are the worst type of vainglorious coward: neither has even a scintilla of the intelligence and decency that should be a prerequisite for such high posts.
Both are the worst type of vainglorious coward: neither has even a scintilla of the intelligence and decency that should be a prerequisite for such high posts.
Listening to Trump’s speech to the generals yesterday, I have to say he had a very strong totally-whacked-out-on-weed vibe throughout.
If that had been Biden, the Republicans would have invoked the 25th Amendment on the spot.
If that had been Biden, the Republicans would have invoked the 25th Amendment on the spot.
October 1, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Listening to Trump’s speech to the generals yesterday, I have to say he had a very strong totally-whacked-out-on-weed vibe throughout.
If that had been Biden, the Republicans would have invoked the 25th Amendment on the spot.
If that had been Biden, the Republicans would have invoked the 25th Amendment on the spot.
My money’s on Cumberbatch…
September 25, 2025 at 2:46 PM
My money’s on Cumberbatch…
Antifa? Are alt-right provocateurs still mining that old chestnut?
Unashamed to be fascists, I guess…
Unashamed to be fascists, I guess…
August 23, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Antifa? Are alt-right provocateurs still mining that old chestnut?
Unashamed to be fascists, I guess…
Unashamed to be fascists, I guess…
Proper headline:
“BBC reporter suckered into spreading yet more Trump disinformation.”
“BBC reporter suckered into spreading yet more Trump disinformation.”
July 15, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Proper headline:
“BBC reporter suckered into spreading yet more Trump disinformation.”
“BBC reporter suckered into spreading yet more Trump disinformation.”
I feel a Led Zeppelin song is incoming…
June 24, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I feel a Led Zeppelin song is incoming…
Proud to know the answer to “2 down” in the iWeekend general knowledge crossword.
I have all their albums. They were one of the soundtracks to my teens and twentysomethings.
Do yourselves a favour: look up a song called “Haymaking Time”. Listen, and then tell me they weren’t amazing.
I have all their albums. They were one of the soundtracks to my teens and twentysomethings.
Do yourselves a favour: look up a song called “Haymaking Time”. Listen, and then tell me they weren’t amazing.
June 21, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Proud to know the answer to “2 down” in the iWeekend general knowledge crossword.
I have all their albums. They were one of the soundtracks to my teens and twentysomethings.
Do yourselves a favour: look up a song called “Haymaking Time”. Listen, and then tell me they weren’t amazing.
I have all their albums. They were one of the soundtracks to my teens and twentysomethings.
Do yourselves a favour: look up a song called “Haymaking Time”. Listen, and then tell me they weren’t amazing.
Could be me, after a particularly picante chilli-con-carne…
June 20, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Could be me, after a particularly picante chilli-con-carne…
No one needs to see your chuddies dangling in the rancid humidity that is “at last, a decent bit of British chuddie-drying weather”.
June 19, 2025 at 9:40 PM
No one needs to see your chuddies dangling in the rancid humidity that is “at last, a decent bit of British chuddie-drying weather”.
Butt-hurt malignant narcissist does what butt-hurt malignant narcissists always do: escalate their bad behaviour to try and claw back the loss of face. Presidential psycopathy writ large.
June 16, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Butt-hurt malignant narcissist does what butt-hurt malignant narcissists always do: escalate their bad behaviour to try and claw back the loss of face. Presidential psycopathy writ large.
To be fair he also has James Woods, which could be useful if anyone tried to take down the White House because…oh wait, sorry, no use at all.
May 20, 2025 at 1:32 AM
To be fair he also has James Woods, which could be useful if anyone tried to take down the White House because…oh wait, sorry, no use at all.
There was a time when the craziest thing, which was pointless but everyone thought we needed it, was Crazy Frog.
I miss those times. At least Crazy Frog wasn’t the U.S. President.
I miss those times. At least Crazy Frog wasn’t the U.S. President.
May 19, 2025 at 7:08 PM
There was a time when the craziest thing, which was pointless but everyone thought we needed it, was Crazy Frog.
I miss those times. At least Crazy Frog wasn’t the U.S. President.
I miss those times. At least Crazy Frog wasn’t the U.S. President.
“But please don’t worry if you’re thick as mince but white, moneyed and well-connected. You’re our kind of person.”
May 2, 2025 at 6:26 PM
“But please don’t worry if you’re thick as mince but white, moneyed and well-connected. You’re our kind of person.”
Translation: Ukraine is not going to sign a minerals deal with the Tangerine Tyrant anytime soon.
April 30, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Translation: Ukraine is not going to sign a minerals deal with the Tangerine Tyrant anytime soon.
Nobel Piece of Shit Prize, sure. He’d be a shoo-in.
April 27, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Nobel Piece of Shit Prize, sure. He’d be a shoo-in.
Let me guess: “Something, something, MMR…”?
Andrew Wakefield and his idiot adherents have a whole lot to answer for.
One day, this spaghetti junction of conspiracy nonsense will hopefully be consigned to the waste bin of History
Andrew Wakefield and his idiot adherents have a whole lot to answer for.
One day, this spaghetti junction of conspiracy nonsense will hopefully be consigned to the waste bin of History
April 11, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Let me guess: “Something, something, MMR…”?
Andrew Wakefield and his idiot adherents have a whole lot to answer for.
One day, this spaghetti junction of conspiracy nonsense will hopefully be consigned to the waste bin of History
Andrew Wakefield and his idiot adherents have a whole lot to answer for.
One day, this spaghetti junction of conspiracy nonsense will hopefully be consigned to the waste bin of History
This BBC live report suggests that either a reporter, or a transcriber, doesn’t understand basic English, which is fundamentally depressing.
Of course, it could be an accurate description of what Trump wrote somewhere, which is no less depressing but is, at least, true to form.
Of course, it could be an accurate description of what Trump wrote somewhere, which is no less depressing but is, at least, true to form.
March 25, 2025 at 7:27 PM
This BBC live report suggests that either a reporter, or a transcriber, doesn’t understand basic English, which is fundamentally depressing.
Of course, it could be an accurate description of what Trump wrote somewhere, which is no less depressing but is, at least, true to form.
Of course, it could be an accurate description of what Trump wrote somewhere, which is no less depressing but is, at least, true to form.
Mega-rich fuckwit, who seems to think he invented electric cars and space rockets, says what?
February 23, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Mega-rich fuckwit, who seems to think he invented electric cars and space rockets, says what?
For what possible reason would failing-Tesla company’s mega-rich boss be interested in eviscerating consumer protection channels?
And —just fact-check me here— was gutting consumer rights ever mentioned as one of Trump’s signature election promises? 🤷🏼♂️
And —just fact-check me here— was gutting consumer rights ever mentioned as one of Trump’s signature election promises? 🤷🏼♂️
February 9, 2025 at 3:30 PM
For what possible reason would failing-Tesla company’s mega-rich boss be interested in eviscerating consumer protection channels?
And —just fact-check me here— was gutting consumer rights ever mentioned as one of Trump’s signature election promises? 🤷🏼♂️
And —just fact-check me here— was gutting consumer rights ever mentioned as one of Trump’s signature election promises? 🤷🏼♂️
Dear BBC News
What the actual holy fuck is this piece of unadulterated bullcrap?
You wonder why people capable of critical reasoning are abandoning you as an objective news source? This puerile puff piece is a prime example.
What the actual holy fuck is this piece of unadulterated bullcrap?
You wonder why people capable of critical reasoning are abandoning you as an objective news source? This puerile puff piece is a prime example.
January 26, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Dear BBC News
What the actual holy fuck is this piece of unadulterated bullcrap?
You wonder why people capable of critical reasoning are abandoning you as an objective news source? This puerile puff piece is a prime example.
What the actual holy fuck is this piece of unadulterated bullcrap?
You wonder why people capable of critical reasoning are abandoning you as an objective news source? This puerile puff piece is a prime example.