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Captain Dunsel
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Escaped the mirror universe, materialized here.
Lives in the USAnnex.
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"This is your moment! That isn't fear.
That's your sharpness! That's your power!"
❌👑🖕☠️welwala!
Straight up.
November 30, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Columbo's logic is Vulcan.
“Ah, just one more thing, sir. You’re blowing up those boats, saying they’re filled with drugs headed for the US. But then you go and pardon the guy who brought in 400 tons of cocaine. That’s billions of doses. Help me understand that.”
November 30, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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The DC shooting story is really getting to me because we literally trained this man as a child soldier for a death squad in a forever war and Stephen Miller et al want to blame it on other cultures? It's our culture, American culture, that killed that woman.
November 28, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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When asked about the death of a W. Virginia National Guardsman, the President of the United States bragged about his electoral margin in her state.

When asked about the shooter, he called the reporter a stupid person.

Please stop holding quarter for anyone supporting this monstrous piece of shit.
November 28, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Elon can suck my photon torpedo launcher.
I guess it’s a good thing we were so concerned about the right to speak our opinions being outlawed by a ruling class that we guaranteed it by making it the very first amendment in our Bill of Rights when we formed the country.
November 27, 2025 at 2:47 AM
JFC WhatsApp? Signal? Why do we have cyber security training for feds?

I'd say it shouldn't just be for employees but I'm certain the current brass is too fucking stupid to grasp it.
Putin aide Yuri Ushakov called the leaked chat with U.S. envoy Witkoff “very unusual,” blaming WhatsApp and hinting someone wanted it exposed. He claimed neither side wanted the leak, but compared it to the Flynn case, suggesting Witkoff might have enemies in D.C.

Yeah right.
November 27, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I'm old enough to remember idiots like this and guess what, they still around. No helmet kooks, same. IDGAF if ppl choose death by terminal velocity, but this skull-fuckery-doodoo raises insurance rates and fuck them for that.
SOON …

The GOP: “In order to make cars more affordable to the average American, we will be eliminating the seatbelt mandate. Then Americans will have the freedom to go flying through their windshields.”
November 27, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Fool me once...fool me 15000 more times cuz Imma dipshit.
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After people paid $499 for the Trump Mobile phone, the phone is nowhere to be found after months of delay.
They’ve even scrubbed mentions of its “Made in the USA” promise.
November 26, 2025 at 7:52 PM
What's the term for being both delusional and a compulsive liar?
oh wait, I think one of his kids coined it - trumplican.
November 26, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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I’d rather be the party of Mark Kelly than the party of George Santos.
November 26, 2025 at 12:10 AM
That's so true. He was fantastic in his role as Luthen Rael (Andor), and the speech Genevieve O'Reilly (Mon Mothma) gave to the senate, was spot on. Even though it's fiction, it has real weight.
November 26, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Another GD hack from LA. JFC are they growin' them trees?
November 26, 2025 at 5:20 AM
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BREAKING: new emails CONFIRM my reporting that there are TRAINING VIDEOS instructing FBI personnel on how to review the Epstein Files. Plus, a lot more…
The emails reveal the special training given to FBI personnel working on what it called the “Epstein Transparency Project.” In some instances they referred to it as the “Special Redaction Project.” The training entailed PowerPoint slide presentations and video instruction on how to review the files.
November 25, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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Art. I of the Constitution gives Congress the power to make rules and regulations for the armed forces — including codes of discipline and strictures against following illegal orders. You can’t punish members of Congress for articulating those rules. Also protected by Speech and Debate Clause.
November 25, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Wow.
The type of things that happen when a foolish reality TV actor appoints a petty, drunk talk show chatterbox to run our military:
November 25, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Micheal Shannon is the best.
I want to apologize to the rest of the world, because electing this guy didn’t just harm us, it sent shockwaves through global democracy.

Thanks to this incompetent government, we’ve managed to export our chaos far beyond our own borders.

Sharing a video of others who feel similarly.👇
November 25, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Fucking Exxon.
Now, remind me again that non-Americans should mind their own business.
November 25, 2025 at 6:46 PM
IDGAF how old traitors are.
Did the Mossad stop hunting Nazis because "too old"?
Nope. They only changed focus over time.
Send The Whole Chump Regime To Prison.......
November 25, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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quite a Freudian slip from Fox News' John Roberts here
November 25, 2025 at 6:13 PM
"Reliable Sources" recent topic is "Why do we keep falling for fake Americans online?"

Hype based media intent on being the ratings whores.

Could get a grant for this kind of study if the GOP wasn't hell bent on sweeping it under the rug to keep people ignorant.
two men are sitting at a table and one has a badge on his shirt
ALT: two men are sitting at a table and one has a badge on his shirt
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Anytime I hear that buzzword "right sized" I know it's bullshit. I worked for a defense company that corporate right sized four times before they shuttered it.

Fuck Tyson anyway. What made that CEO so awesome to warrant that pay? Shit free chickens 24/7 for them to pack?
Tyson is closing a Nebraska plant that employs 3,200 workers in order to “right-size” its business.

The meatpacking giant paid its CEO $22.7M last year, 525x its median employee's pay.

It also spent $196M in stock buybacks to reward shareholders.

Textbook corporate greed.
November 24, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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The targeting of Mark Kelly isn’t politics...it’s the sick new normal created by a movement that can’t win arguments, only intimidate. When public servants become targets, freedom isn’t next in line… it’s already in danger. Fortunately, the outrage is intensifying rapidly.

#HOLDFAST
November 24, 2025 at 7:22 PM
A big ass hole in the ground where the East Wing was, dump all the magat shit in there, and pour a 20' concrete slab over it.
When this is finally over, I want his presidency annulled.
No portrait. No library.
Just the shround of shame it deserves.
November 24, 2025 at 10:04 PM