Ian Baird
@capnlopsides.bsky.social
Druid, Quartermaster, Shantym'n. All about retro games, comics, and 17th century piracy. He/Him.
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happy trans day of remembrance. you are beautifully and wonderfully made and I will never stop fighting for you. the world is better because you are in it
November 20, 2025 at 11:54 PM
happy trans day of remembrance. you are beautifully and wonderfully made and I will never stop fighting for you. the world is better because you are in it
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From @ericidle.bsky.social & Neil Innes' brilliant & criminally overlooked/unavailable RUTLAND WEEKEND TELEVISION, here's a truncated glimpse of George Harrison's Christmas 1975 guest appearance runner, where he didn't want to perform a song - He really just wanted to play a pirate...
November 14, 2025 at 8:42 AM
From @ericidle.bsky.social & Neil Innes' brilliant & criminally overlooked/unavailable RUTLAND WEEKEND TELEVISION, here's a truncated glimpse of George Harrison's Christmas 1975 guest appearance runner, where he didn't want to perform a song - He really just wanted to play a pirate...
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NES game found in an industrial garbage bin: Press A
Arino: *presses A*
GAME OVER - I didn't say Simon says!
Arino: Ehhh? Ah, that really surprised me.
Voiceover: Will this decrepit aging husk of a man be able to see his family tonight?
Arino: *presses A*
GAME OVER - I didn't say Simon says!
Arino: Ehhh? Ah, that really surprised me.
Voiceover: Will this decrepit aging husk of a man be able to see his family tonight?
November 5, 2025 at 10:54 AM
NES game found in an industrial garbage bin: Press A
Arino: *presses A*
GAME OVER - I didn't say Simon says!
Arino: Ehhh? Ah, that really surprised me.
Voiceover: Will this decrepit aging husk of a man be able to see his family tonight?
Arino: *presses A*
GAME OVER - I didn't say Simon says!
Arino: Ehhh? Ah, that really surprised me.
Voiceover: Will this decrepit aging husk of a man be able to see his family tonight?
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Still need more baseball?
We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.
We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.
November 3, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Still need more baseball?
We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.
We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.
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Happy Halloween!
I went long with Freddy himself, Robert Englund, for Letterboxd. Surreal to have him do the voice at you. You can read it below. Yes, I ask him about killing Burt Reynolds onscreen, don’t worry.
letterboxd.com/journal/nigh...
I went long with Freddy himself, Robert Englund, for Letterboxd. Surreal to have him do the voice at you. You can read it below. Yes, I ask him about killing Burt Reynolds onscreen, don’t worry.
letterboxd.com/journal/nigh...
Enter Boogeyman: Robert Englund on a life of Nightmares on Elm Street • Journal • A Letterboxd Magazine
With a gruesome new 4K boxset of the Nightmare on Elm Street franchise hitting shelves, Brandon Streussnig sits down with Freddy Krueger himself, Robert Englund, to look back on the inimitable horror ...
letterboxd.com
October 31, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Happy Halloween!
I went long with Freddy himself, Robert Englund, for Letterboxd. Surreal to have him do the voice at you. You can read it below. Yes, I ask him about killing Burt Reynolds onscreen, don’t worry.
letterboxd.com/journal/nigh...
I went long with Freddy himself, Robert Englund, for Letterboxd. Surreal to have him do the voice at you. You can read it below. Yes, I ask him about killing Burt Reynolds onscreen, don’t worry.
letterboxd.com/journal/nigh...
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Follow @wario64.bsky.social and repost for a chance to win 1 of 5 Steam codes for Once Upon a Katamari courtesy of @gamesplanet.bsky.social. Giveaway closes on Oct 27th, 6:30 PM PT
Game is $32.97 on Gamesplanet w/ code KATAMARI buff.ly/j4qOsMG
Game is $32.97 on Gamesplanet w/ code KATAMARI buff.ly/j4qOsMG
October 24, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Follow @wario64.bsky.social and repost for a chance to win 1 of 5 Steam codes for Once Upon a Katamari courtesy of @gamesplanet.bsky.social. Giveaway closes on Oct 27th, 6:30 PM PT
Game is $32.97 on Gamesplanet w/ code KATAMARI buff.ly/j4qOsMG
Game is $32.97 on Gamesplanet w/ code KATAMARI buff.ly/j4qOsMG
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As her wonderful debut Queens of the Dead hits theaters this weekend, I interviewed fellow Pittsburgher Tina Romero about the film, following in her father's footsteps and bringing the Zombie into the future. Read it here:
inreviewonline.com/2025/10/24/a...
inreviewonline.com/2025/10/24/a...
All Queens, No Divas: Tina Romero on Queens of the Dead | In Review Online
A new interview with filmmaker Tina Romero, director of Queens of the Dead, for film review site In Review Online.
inreviewonline.com
October 24, 2025 at 4:43 PM
As her wonderful debut Queens of the Dead hits theaters this weekend, I interviewed fellow Pittsburgher Tina Romero about the film, following in her father's footsteps and bringing the Zombie into the future. Read it here:
inreviewonline.com/2025/10/24/a...
inreviewonline.com/2025/10/24/a...
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"Today is the only day you can post this":
October 23, 2025 at 3:38 PM
"Today is the only day you can post this":
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Extremely rare b-roll footage of an Electronics Boutique in late 1994 or early 1995. Enjoy it!
I found this among 40TB of files from Digital Pictures' archive.
I found this among 40TB of files from Digital Pictures' archive.
October 18, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Extremely rare b-roll footage of an Electronics Boutique in late 1994 or early 1995. Enjoy it!
I found this among 40TB of files from Digital Pictures' archive.
I found this among 40TB of files from Digital Pictures' archive.
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I don't think they should be allowed to do that
October 9, 2025 at 1:16 PM
I don't think they should be allowed to do that
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If "AI" was as valuable as they say it is, they wouldn't be selling it to you. They'd be using it themselves in secret to make the next Minecraft, the next Avatar, the next Hello Kitty and then they'd sell that to you.
They're trying to sell you a sick goose, while pretending it lays golden eggs.
They're trying to sell you a sick goose, while pretending it lays golden eggs.
July 10, 2025 at 4:41 AM
If "AI" was as valuable as they say it is, they wouldn't be selling it to you. They'd be using it themselves in secret to make the next Minecraft, the next Avatar, the next Hello Kitty and then they'd sell that to you.
They're trying to sell you a sick goose, while pretending it lays golden eggs.
They're trying to sell you a sick goose, while pretending it lays golden eggs.
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Follow @wario64.bsky.social and repost for a chance to win 1 of 5 Steam codes for Digimon Story Time Stranger (giveaway courtesy of @gamesplanet.bsky.social. Giveaway ends on Oct 1st, 6:30 PM PT)
Game is currently $57.71 on Gamesplanet w/ code DIGIMON buff.ly/0d0q6NQ
Game is currently $57.71 on Gamesplanet w/ code DIGIMON buff.ly/0d0q6NQ
September 26, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Follow @wario64.bsky.social and repost for a chance to win 1 of 5 Steam codes for Digimon Story Time Stranger (giveaway courtesy of @gamesplanet.bsky.social. Giveaway ends on Oct 1st, 6:30 PM PT)
Game is currently $57.71 on Gamesplanet w/ code DIGIMON buff.ly/0d0q6NQ
Game is currently $57.71 on Gamesplanet w/ code DIGIMON buff.ly/0d0q6NQ
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friday night hot take: channing tatum tap number should be just as popular as tom holland umbrella dance
On The Sea: Channing Tatum Taps Away! | Hail, Caesar!
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September 20, 2025 at 3:07 AM
friday night hot take: channing tatum tap number should be just as popular as tom holland umbrella dance
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grim fandango, tim schafer talking about the game in early development (1997) archive.org/details/Comp...
May 28, 2025 at 1:45 PM
grim fandango, tim schafer talking about the game in early development (1997) archive.org/details/Comp...
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dr. fruit, title screen, amiga (1987) www.mobygames.com/game/53130/d...
May 30, 2025 at 12:50 PM
dr. fruit, title screen, amiga (1987) www.mobygames.com/game/53130/d...
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RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.
Outcry grows after multiple trans users were targeted for mild criticisms of the anti-trans billionaire.
Bluesky silenced trans voices over J.K. Rowling, here’s why
Outcry grows after multiple trans users were targeted for mild criticisms of the anti-trans billionaire.
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August 21, 2025 at 1:43 PM
RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.
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WARNING! A MARATHON APPROACHES AT twitch.tv/sebmal
On the 26th I will be trapped in Spiral Mountain. I MUST play Banjo-Kazooie (a game I enjoy) and Banjo-Tooie (a game I hate). Donations will slam me between games/cause Events and I can't leave until one is done!
BE THERE!! please i need money
On the 26th I will be trapped in Spiral Mountain. I MUST play Banjo-Kazooie (a game I enjoy) and Banjo-Tooie (a game I hate). Donations will slam me between games/cause Events and I can't leave until one is done!
BE THERE!! please i need money
August 21, 2025 at 8:46 PM
WARNING! A MARATHON APPROACHES AT twitch.tv/sebmal
On the 26th I will be trapped in Spiral Mountain. I MUST play Banjo-Kazooie (a game I enjoy) and Banjo-Tooie (a game I hate). Donations will slam me between games/cause Events and I can't leave until one is done!
BE THERE!! please i need money
On the 26th I will be trapped in Spiral Mountain. I MUST play Banjo-Kazooie (a game I enjoy) and Banjo-Tooie (a game I hate). Donations will slam me between games/cause Events and I can't leave until one is done!
BE THERE!! please i need money
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You ‘run the gamut’ and ‘run the gauntlet.’
You don’t ‘run the gambit.’
gamut = entire range or series
gauntlet = severe trial
Gambit = Alpha-level mutant who can convert potential energy to kinetic energy
You don’t ‘run the gambit.’
gamut = entire range or series
gauntlet = severe trial
Gambit = Alpha-level mutant who can convert potential energy to kinetic energy
August 18, 2025 at 1:34 PM
You ‘run the gamut’ and ‘run the gauntlet.’
You don’t ‘run the gambit.’
gamut = entire range or series
gauntlet = severe trial
Gambit = Alpha-level mutant who can convert potential energy to kinetic energy
You don’t ‘run the gambit.’
gamut = entire range or series
gauntlet = severe trial
Gambit = Alpha-level mutant who can convert potential energy to kinetic energy
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You sure about this, Google?
August 9, 2025 at 1:55 AM
You sure about this, Google?
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ok i'm done with portfolio site. i will even let u look at it. now to get 0 jobs from it coolgreat.website/portfolio/
Sebmal Portfolio
coolgreat.website
August 7, 2025 at 9:02 PM
ok i'm done with portfolio site. i will even let u look at it. now to get 0 jobs from it coolgreat.website/portfolio/