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@candycrab.bsky.social
She/Her, 29 🏳️⚧️
Slave to my hormones
Should I see a minor in my followers they will be evaporated
NSFW: https://bsky.app/profile/harlotcrab.bsky.social
Slave to my hormones
Should I see a minor in my followers they will be evaporated
NSFW: https://bsky.app/profile/harlotcrab.bsky.social
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@candycrab.bsky.social
· Jun 28
Boobs were invented in the 14th Century by the French Philosopher Eustache du Tidi, when he laid down on his lover's' chest for a nap. His lover, a certain Hercule Doubleschtroumpf, however, was ripped as fuck and thus a rather shitty pillow. 1/6
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The one year anniversary of Yoon's failed martial law takeover just passed and lots of untold stories came out proving that THE ONLY REASON KOREA IS STILL A FREE COUNTRY IS BECAUSE PEOPLE DISOBEYED ILLEGAL ORDERS.
The coup was over in hours because people said no.
The coup was over in hours because people said no.
December 4, 2025 at 8:58 AM
The one year anniversary of Yoon's failed martial law takeover just passed and lots of untold stories came out proving that THE ONLY REASON KOREA IS STILL A FREE COUNTRY IS BECAUSE PEOPLE DISOBEYED ILLEGAL ORDERS.
The coup was over in hours because people said no.
The coup was over in hours because people said no.
I left bookselling because big corporations were actively killing that. In the stores I worked at, nobody would blink an eye at recommendations or things like that. Only the huge stack of the popular books™️ would sell and be promoted. It was frustrating beyond belief
The death of browsing is part of the reason art is the way it is now. Our opinions are largely fed to us by algorithms. Spending a spare 15 minutes wandering around a bookstore or comic shop or video rental place was how you found stuff you wouldn't ordinarily pick up and thereby expanded your taste
Bookselling is like the most "people go to the store and buy what looks cool to them without a particular agenda" type business left, and your purchases have a huge influence on what is ordered, what is displayed, and what is recommended.
December 4, 2025 at 8:33 AM
I left bookselling because big corporations were actively killing that. In the stores I worked at, nobody would blink an eye at recommendations or things like that. Only the huge stack of the popular books™️ would sell and be promoted. It was frustrating beyond belief
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The death of browsing is part of the reason art is the way it is now. Our opinions are largely fed to us by algorithms. Spending a spare 15 minutes wandering around a bookstore or comic shop or video rental place was how you found stuff you wouldn't ordinarily pick up and thereby expanded your taste
Bookselling is like the most "people go to the store and buy what looks cool to them without a particular agenda" type business left, and your purchases have a huge influence on what is ordered, what is displayed, and what is recommended.
November 29, 2025 at 6:44 PM
The death of browsing is part of the reason art is the way it is now. Our opinions are largely fed to us by algorithms. Spending a spare 15 minutes wandering around a bookstore or comic shop or video rental place was how you found stuff you wouldn't ordinarily pick up and thereby expanded your taste
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wait hang on I fixed it
December 4, 2025 at 7:53 AM
wait hang on I fixed it
Aurora makes FANTASTIC music! Give her a try and support her if you like what you hear!
Friday 5 December is Bandcamp Friday.
On Bandcamp Friday, artists receive 100% of the revenue from their sales.
If you wanted to support trans music then check out (and maybe buy something from) my Bandcamp this Friday: demongrrl.bandcamp.com
On Bandcamp Friday, artists receive 100% of the revenue from their sales.
If you wanted to support trans music then check out (and maybe buy something from) my Bandcamp this Friday: demongrrl.bandcamp.com
December 4, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Aurora makes FANTASTIC music! Give her a try and support her if you like what you hear!
Yeah I'm still on Spotify. I'm on my family's account and I honestly don't have the energy to invest into informing them about why it kinda sucks
But hey, can you notice that I'm no longer communiting from the time listened alone? 😂
But hey, can you notice that I'm no longer communiting from the time listened alone? 😂
December 3, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Yeah I'm still on Spotify. I'm on my family's account and I honestly don't have the energy to invest into informing them about why it kinda sucks
But hey, can you notice that I'm no longer communiting from the time listened alone? 😂
But hey, can you notice that I'm no longer communiting from the time listened alone? 😂
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Nintendo’s 2025 has objectively been great
December 3, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Nintendo’s 2025 has objectively been great
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My debut novel - a spicy sci-fi lesbian romp - came out this year!
For fans of cyberpunk with heart, heat, and blockbuster pace.
For fans of cyberpunk with heart, heat, and blockbuster pace.
December 3, 2025 at 12:19 AM
My debut novel - a spicy sci-fi lesbian romp - came out this year!
For fans of cyberpunk with heart, heat, and blockbuster pace.
For fans of cyberpunk with heart, heat, and blockbuster pace.
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Filianore, Dark Souls III: The Ringed City
November 17, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Filianore, Dark Souls III: The Ringed City
Erster Tag neue Arbeit und die fucking Dispo-Software duzt mich
Like wtf
Hab Respekt, du IT-Gezücht
Like wtf
Hab Respekt, du IT-Gezücht
December 1, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Erster Tag neue Arbeit und die fucking Dispo-Software duzt mich
Like wtf
Hab Respekt, du IT-Gezücht
Like wtf
Hab Respekt, du IT-Gezücht
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Unicorns are in the world again. 🌌
Last Unicorn charm coming soon!
Last Unicorn charm coming soon!
December 1, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Unicorns are in the world again. 🌌
Last Unicorn charm coming soon!
Last Unicorn charm coming soon!
Breakfast in bed for my girlfriend :3
November 29, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Breakfast in bed for my girlfriend :3
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The Transistance Press creator sale is live! Both books are half off. Plus! You can get *both* From The Inside and Machines of Consent for $3 total!
itch.io/s/169869/bla...
itch.io/s/169869/bla...
Black Friday Creator Day 2025 by transistance press
A bundle by transistance press, $3.00 for From The Inside, Machines of Consent
itch.io
November 28, 2025 at 11:30 AM
The Transistance Press creator sale is live! Both books are half off. Plus! You can get *both* From The Inside and Machines of Consent for $3 total!
itch.io/s/169869/bla...
itch.io/s/169869/bla...
Cursed Cosplay Idee:
Das Mpreg-Männchen, das kommt, wenn das Sandmännchen wegen erreichen der Volljährigkeit nicht mehr sachlich zuständig für einen ist. Und ja, es streut dir Mpreg in die Augen
Das Mpreg-Männchen, das kommt, wenn das Sandmännchen wegen erreichen der Volljährigkeit nicht mehr sachlich zuständig für einen ist. Und ja, es streut dir Mpreg in die Augen
November 28, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Cursed Cosplay Idee:
Das Mpreg-Männchen, das kommt, wenn das Sandmännchen wegen erreichen der Volljährigkeit nicht mehr sachlich zuständig für einen ist. Und ja, es streut dir Mpreg in die Augen
Das Mpreg-Männchen, das kommt, wenn das Sandmännchen wegen erreichen der Volljährigkeit nicht mehr sachlich zuständig für einen ist. Und ja, es streut dir Mpreg in die Augen
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Evangelicals have a long history of falling in line when presented with charlatans and manipulative, vainglorious narcissists masquerading as saviors.
Why evangelicals couldn't care less about Trump's Epstein scandal
They have a long history of falling for narcissists posing as Saviors.
www.motherjones.com
November 28, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Evangelicals have a long history of falling in line when presented with charlatans and manipulative, vainglorious narcissists masquerading as saviors.
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Seeing myself pretransition is so weird because I feel like I have done basically nothing and then there's just these photos of this completely different human being laying around, her boobs suck
November 27, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Seeing myself pretransition is so weird because I feel like I have done basically nothing and then there's just these photos of this completely different human being laying around, her boobs suck
You're kidnapped.The characters from the last show you watched are coming to rescue you.
I AM FALIN
I AM FALIN
November 27, 2025 at 8:45 AM
You're kidnapped.The characters from the last show you watched are coming to rescue you.
I AM FALIN
I AM FALIN
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I worked almost 2 years as a bald trans woman without HRT in a queerphobic, conservative cesspit of a town. It was one of the hardest times of my life.
November 26, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I worked almost 2 years as a bald trans woman without HRT in a queerphobic, conservative cesspit of a town. It was one of the hardest times of my life.
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Lots of people sharing this clip because it's funny and cathartic but I also genuinely believe it's important.
We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."
We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Lots of people sharing this clip because it's funny and cathartic but I also genuinely believe it's important.
We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."
We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."
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Pretransition: staring at the ceiling all night thinking "I wish I were a girl"
Postransition: staring at the ceiling all night thinking "I a girl"
Postransition: staring at the ceiling all night thinking "I a girl"
November 26, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Pretransition: staring at the ceiling all night thinking "I wish I were a girl"
Postransition: staring at the ceiling all night thinking "I a girl"
Postransition: staring at the ceiling all night thinking "I a girl"
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I had a dream I built a park in Roller Coaster Tycoon that tricks all the visitors down a path trapping them in the yuri library, where they have only lesbians for the rest of their days
November 26, 2025 at 1:40 PM
I had a dream I built a park in Roller Coaster Tycoon that tricks all the visitors down a path trapping them in the yuri library, where they have only lesbians for the rest of their days
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i hate when im in the mood lighting cave and they make me hold the dick rock
November 25, 2025 at 9:34 PM
i hate when im in the mood lighting cave and they make me hold the dick rock
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To prepare for my new job starting on Monday, I've left the house at 6:30 today to take a train to a nearby town to help a friend with some ADHD stuff
November 26, 2025 at 5:44 AM
To prepare for my new job starting on Monday, I've left the house at 6:30 today to take a train to a nearby town to help a friend with some ADHD stuff