Dakota Johnson is winning gold after gold in the nepotism Olympics. Absolutely nobody’s rich parents are coming close to getting their kids what she’s getting.
December 3, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Dakota Johnson is winning gold after gold in the nepotism Olympics. Absolutely nobody’s rich parents are coming close to getting their kids what she’s getting.
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If you’re waiting for a sign to start estrogen, I am looking directly at you through the screen and saying “Do it. Yes you’re afraid. That’s okay. Do it anyways. Regardless of what they’ll think. You deserve to be happy, too.”
December 2, 2025 at 8:54 PM
If you’re waiting for a sign to start estrogen, I am looking directly at you through the screen and saying “Do it. Yes you’re afraid. That’s okay. Do it anyways. Regardless of what they’ll think. You deserve to be happy, too.”
The robot waiters at this restaurant have very convincing human flesh
December 2, 2025 at 2:42 AM
The robot waiters at this restaurant have very convincing human flesh
Bring back courtesy!
if you regularly treat people poorly, you should worry about folks telling you to eat shit at AFCA or NACDA. You should worry about stains to your reputation that winning alone can't clean. You should care, even for self interested reasons, about at least trying to do "the right thing" most times.
November 30, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Bring back courtesy!
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if you regularly treat people poorly, you should worry about folks telling you to eat shit at AFCA or NACDA. You should worry about stains to your reputation that winning alone can't clean. You should care, even for self interested reasons, about at least trying to do "the right thing" most times.
November 30, 2025 at 5:45 PM
if you regularly treat people poorly, you should worry about folks telling you to eat shit at AFCA or NACDA. You should worry about stains to your reputation that winning alone can't clean. You should care, even for self interested reasons, about at least trying to do "the right thing" most times.
Where does Ryan Day go down in tOSU history if he wins 6 of the next 10 natties but never beats Michigan?
November 29, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Where does Ryan Day go down in tOSU history if he wins 6 of the next 10 natties but never beats Michigan?
Can’t believe ASU blew it last night. And no I don’t think it was unreasonable to ask for Utah to back into its second CCG this decade by way of at least 3 games going right in the last weekend for a rematch against a team Utah already lost to but that I’m pretty sure they could beat now.
November 29, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Can’t believe ASU blew it last night. And no I don’t think it was unreasonable to ask for Utah to back into its second CCG this decade by way of at least 3 games going right in the last weekend for a rematch against a team Utah already lost to but that I’m pretty sure they could beat now.
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this may be a little pedantic but i think you fetishize a real rule of law to have a structure that has meaning. when you break the law you know damn well you are breaking it and risking your safety to do so. fascism is an undermining of the rule of law by declaring the rogue state as the new rule.
The problem with fetishizing the rule of law is that people have to break the law to resist fascism, state violence, and oppression. This has always been true, and is very much the case RIGHT NOW.
November 29, 2025 at 4:37 PM
this may be a little pedantic but i think you fetishize a real rule of law to have a structure that has meaning. when you break the law you know damn well you are breaking it and risking your safety to do so. fascism is an undermining of the rule of law by declaring the rogue state as the new rule.
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Feel like I'm losing my mind here. Hey Ole Miss, you'd better let your more powerful rival's head coach do whatever he wants in your building every day until the portal opens
Kirk Herbstreit implores Ole Miss administrators to allow Lane Kiffin to coach the Rebels — if he leaves for LSU — and let him finish what he and his players started.
November 29, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Feel like I'm losing my mind here. Hey Ole Miss, you'd better let your more powerful rival's head coach do whatever he wants in your building every day until the portal opens
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Nothing will top the one that was like “thank god for AI restaurants now know not to seat you outdoors when it’s raining”
It’s amazing how much of this advertising is “you know that thing you were already doing without any issues? What if your phone told you to do it?”
November 27, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Nothing will top the one that was like “thank god for AI restaurants now know not to seat you outdoors when it’s raining”
Wife and I are traveling on Thanksgiving so to keep some of that holiday magic alive I am going to become moderately imbibed and then scream at somebody older than me on my flight row about how their generation ruined everything for the rest of us until a third person is crying
November 27, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Wife and I are traveling on Thanksgiving so to keep some of that holiday magic alive I am going to become moderately imbibed and then scream at somebody older than me on my flight row about how their generation ruined everything for the rest of us until a third person is crying
Remember as you watch the NFL game today that even though the players are getting paid millions of dollars, there are real people working for stadium operations, concessions, or beer sales, who are also making millions of dollars. Happy thanksgiving to everyone.
November 27, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Remember as you watch the NFL game today that even though the players are getting paid millions of dollars, there are real people working for stadium operations, concessions, or beer sales, who are also making millions of dollars. Happy thanksgiving to everyone.
Okay, so you’re not running for President (me neither btw), so this is just one of those regular grifts from a public official.
Governor Cox has got a book deal, but he says he’s NOT running for President: www.fox13now.com/news/politic... #utpol #Utah
Cox plans a book, but isn't running for President
Governor Spencer Cox confirmed he is planning to write a book, having signed a deal with Penguin Books.
www.fox13now.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Okay, so you’re not running for President (me neither btw), so this is just one of those regular grifts from a public official.
There’s only like 15 of you whose reskeets I would not be horrified by anyway
November 25, 2025 at 2:35 AM
There’s only like 15 of you whose reskeets I would not be horrified by anyway
[re: Utah fan voicemail]
Holly: Was that man jacking it?
Spencer: Please don’t be jacking it when you call the voicemail line.
So proud of my Utes right now.
@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social
Holly: Was that man jacking it?
Spencer: Please don’t be jacking it when you call the voicemail line.
So proud of my Utes right now.
@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social
November 24, 2025 at 2:55 AM
[re: Utah fan voicemail]
Holly: Was that man jacking it?
Spencer: Please don’t be jacking it when you call the voicemail line.
So proud of my Utes right now.
@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social
Holly: Was that man jacking it?
Spencer: Please don’t be jacking it when you call the voicemail line.
So proud of my Utes right now.
@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social
As we enter Thanksgiving week, my one piece of learned advice:
Do not get too drunk or high until the thing is out of the oven.
Do not get too drunk or high until the thing is out of the oven.
November 23, 2025 at 10:04 PM
As we enter Thanksgiving week, my one piece of learned advice:
Do not get too drunk or high until the thing is out of the oven.
Do not get too drunk or high until the thing is out of the oven.
How the fuck did Utah win last night?
November 23, 2025 at 9:55 PM
How the fuck did Utah win last night?
Thrives!
utah survives
November 23, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Thrives!
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My Utes gave up at least 275,000 rushing yards (precincts still tallying) yet still won
November 23, 2025 at 12:51 AM
My Utes gave up at least 275,000 rushing yards (precincts still tallying) yet still won
There’s no way this isn’t for a grift she can make even more money on in bad faith. But your rival’s head coach job isn’t even open!
BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene says she's resigning from Congress — effective January 5, 2026.
November 22, 2025 at 1:41 AM
There’s no way this isn’t for a grift she can make even more money on in bad faith. But your rival’s head coach job isn’t even open!
Been going to a new local BBQ spot (shoutout Kenny J’s!) but it has never been very busy, certainly not as busy as it deserved to be. Tonight the line is out the door and half the menu is sold out. And you know what? Hell yeah.
November 22, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Been going to a new local BBQ spot (shoutout Kenny J’s!) but it has never been very busy, certainly not as busy as it deserved to be. Tonight the line is out the door and half the menu is sold out. And you know what? Hell yeah.
Sam Altman looks like he is begging the class not to pants him in front of his mom again
November 21, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Sam Altman looks like he is begging the class not to pants him in front of his mom again
You were my strength…
Ohhhh when I couldn’t speEeak…
You saw the best there was in me!
OooohhhhhooOOOOOOHHHH!
Cause you believed!
I’m everything I am because you loved me-HEEAYYYYYYYEEAHHHHHHHHH!!!
My VooOoIIOooooHOoooo!
You saw the best there was in me!
OooooOohoOOOoooOoah!
Belieeeved!
Ohhhh when I couldn’t speEeak…
You saw the best there was in me!
OooohhhhhooOOOOOOHHHH!
Cause you believed!
I’m everything I am because you loved me-HEEAYYYYYYYEEAHHHHHHHHH!!!
My VooOoIIOooooHOoooo!
You saw the best there was in me!
OooooOohoOOOoooOoah!
Belieeeved!
November 21, 2025 at 3:35 AM
You were my strength…
Ohhhh when I couldn’t speEeak…
You saw the best there was in me!
OooohhhhhooOOOOOOHHHH!
Cause you believed!
I’m everything I am because you loved me-HEEAYYYYYYYEEAHHHHHHHHH!!!
My VooOoIIOooooHOoooo!
You saw the best there was in me!
OooooOohoOOOoooOoah!
Belieeeved!
Ohhhh when I couldn’t speEeak…
You saw the best there was in me!
OooohhhhhooOOOOOOHHHH!
Cause you believed!
I’m everything I am because you loved me-HEEAYYYYYYYEEAHHHHHHHHH!!!
My VooOoIIOooooHOoooo!
You saw the best there was in me!
OooooOohoOOOoooOoah!
Belieeeved!