Been going to a new local BBQ spot (shoutout Kenny J’s!) but it has never been very busy, certainly not as busy as it deserved to be. Tonight the line is out the door and half the menu is sold out. And you know what? Hell yeah.
November 22, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Been going to a new local BBQ spot (shoutout Kenny J’s!) but it has never been very busy, certainly not as busy as it deserved to be. Tonight the line is out the door and half the menu is sold out. And you know what? Hell yeah.
This idiot once ate a 5 lb bag of raw potatoes. Has eaten and passed no fewer than 8 tube socks. Routinely steals and eats entire loaves of bread, plastic and all. $5000 or so of ER visits and all he’s ever had was gas. His name is Brisket.
November 21, 2025 at 1:09 AM
This idiot once ate a 5 lb bag of raw potatoes. Has eaten and passed no fewer than 8 tube socks. Routinely steals and eats entire loaves of bread, plastic and all. $5000 or so of ER visits and all he’s ever had was gas. His name is Brisket.
And since it is very hard to be sincere online without receipts, here are receipts.
November 10, 2025 at 2:23 AM
And since it is very hard to be sincere online without receipts, here are receipts.
when you’re telling the jury how the sandwich hit you super hard
November 6, 2025 at 7:51 PM
when you’re telling the jury how the sandwich hit you super hard
This should help all those pesky ball thieves from taking my balls and killing my scores
November 5, 2025 at 6:36 PM
This should help all those pesky ball thieves from taking my balls and killing my scores
Utah’s water doesn’t have fluoride in it anymore but at least soon it will have more mining byproduct than ever!
November 3, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Utah’s water doesn’t have fluoride in it anymore but at least soon it will have more mining byproduct than ever!
Wow, look, it’s another thing we definitely needed to make our lives better
October 30, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Wow, look, it’s another thing we definitely needed to make our lives better
how did Cody Williams do
October 30, 2025 at 3:57 AM
how did Cody Williams do
I read this in @edsbs.bsky.social ‘s voice
October 24, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I read this in @edsbs.bsky.social ‘s voice
@celebrityhottub.bsky.social @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social They got this all screwed up
October 22, 2025 at 2:57 PM
@celebrityhottub.bsky.social @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social They got this all screwed up
I hear you girl. We all want to retire to a ranch with our families after our amateur porn careers play out. apple.news/AGFJ_CCRyQx6...
October 19, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I hear you girl. We all want to retire to a ranch with our families after our amateur porn careers play out. apple.news/AGFJ_CCRyQx6...
We all remember how the war in Gaza started 2 years ago and that October 2023 was the first time any of us talked about it.
October 13, 2025 at 6:49 PM
We all remember how the war in Gaza started 2 years ago and that October 2023 was the first time any of us talked about it.
This is fun I’m having fun
October 10, 2025 at 3:18 AM
This is fun I’m having fun
Hard to catch Jeff Rosenstock in one place long enough for a good photo
October 10, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Hard to catch Jeff Rosenstock in one place long enough for a good photo
Me and my friends, hammers, etc.
October 8, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Me and my friends, hammers, etc.
He’s listening to The Life of a Showgirl on that headset
October 4, 2025 at 4:57 PM
He’s listening to The Life of a Showgirl on that headset
No no no, you don’t understand, it’s my wife who is the piece of shit.
September 29, 2025 at 5:00 PM
No no no, you don’t understand, it’s my wife who is the piece of shit.
Good morning and happy college football Saturday. @dieworkwear.bsky.social what do you think about Gus’s and Joel’s fits today?
September 20, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Good morning and happy college football Saturday. @dieworkwear.bsky.social what do you think about Gus’s and Joel’s fits today?
Sent my wife to Popeyes for dinner.
September 12, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Sent my wife to Popeyes for dinner.
This boy has been with me through the hardest parts of my life and is truly the friend I have spent the most time with on the planet in the past 8 years, usually 3 feet behind me in a pile of fur and anxiety. I know his day is coming but I am humbly requesting more time.
September 3, 2025 at 7:15 PM
This boy has been with me through the hardest parts of my life and is truly the friend I have spent the most time with on the planet in the past 8 years, usually 3 feet behind me in a pile of fur and anxiety. I know his day is coming but I am humbly requesting more time.