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i'm twenty-nine years old, i've no money and no prospects. i'm already a burden to my parents and i'm frightened. taylor swift. the 1975. cats.
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mattbormet.com
Possibly the saddest picture ever taken, right here in Takoma Park
Hardware store car Mr Potts stares sadly at a sign banning him from the local music store. He is innocent of any crime, and wishes only to be pet
March 28, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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ellenfromnowon.co.uk
An American pope just sounds wrong. That should not be allowed.
May 8, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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beccanical.bsky.social
here are some good creatures (not an exhaustive list):

* raccoon
* capybara
* chinchilla
* autism creature
* axolotl
* always sunny danny devito
* bird
February 19, 2025 at 8:51 AM
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cosmepolitics.bsky.social
November 28, 2024 at 9:40 PM
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ellenfromnowon.co.uk
he wants me snack
November 26, 2024 at 6:04 AM
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deanwill.bsky.social
Sadly, Jack Smith will dismiss the election subversion case against Trump-there’s no choice. Trump vowed to fire him; the DOJ would have dropped it; Internal policies prohibited it; and The Supreme Court effectively made him immune. It’s a sad day for justice. He is in fact above the law right now.
November 25, 2024 at 6:33 PM
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rachelandjun.bsky.social
November 25, 2024 at 3:45 PM
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thegodpodcast.com
Someone called this mass exodus from Twitter ‘the fall of the Broman Empire’ and I died laughing. 💀
November 23, 2024 at 6:42 PM
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bilbo.cat
big bboys ... have big harts
Bilbo lies in a shrimp formation on his mum's chest as they both lie comfortably on the sofa. His eyes are closed, happily saying "big boys have big hearts"
November 23, 2024 at 3:23 PM
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vladchoc.bsky.social
Math problem. I have three apples and am traveling towards you at 17mph. It's not really a problem, more of a warning. Apple time, bitches.
November 22, 2024 at 5:09 AM
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fishtopher.bsky.social
just a comfy guy
Fishtopher, a classic brown tabby cat with green eyes, laying on a navy blue cat bed. He looks at the camera with friendly, green eyes. He has an almost humble expression, ears slightly down but still facing the camera. He has many whiskers coming out of his face, including a prominent sprout by his eyebrow.
November 23, 2024 at 1:39 AM
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jortsthecat.bsky.social
I don’t mind watching television, I just prefer shows where I won’t learn anything new and fucked up that just happened
an orange cat is in a semi-dark room with a TV on in the background. he is in a little loaf shape with his paws tucked neatly under his chest
November 22, 2024 at 3:35 AM
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djlockup.bsky.social
forgetting your headphones at home is the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in medieval times
November 18, 2024 at 4:58 AM
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nickymclaughlin.bsky.social
This is Loki, our Border Collie
November 16, 2024 at 5:42 PM
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simsgazette.in
anyone else's "discover" page just CATS CATS AND MORE CATS
November 14, 2024 at 7:42 PM
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glaucomflecken.bsky.social
“Everybody who leaves Twitter lives in a bubble. They don’t want to interact with people who have thoughts and values that differ from their own.”

Listen buddy I’m just trying to escape the sex bots
November 15, 2024 at 1:18 AM
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bilbo.cat
awake . umfortunately
A photo of Bilbo's huge face as he slowly pries his eyes open from a deep slumber. His face is out of focus as if he's on a cheap webcam. He says "Awake, unfortunately"
November 15, 2024 at 3:49 AM
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scotty9019.bsky.social
Yeah same 😂
November 14, 2024 at 12:19 PM
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riotgrlerin.bsky.social
cat: *unresponsive*

bartender: get this catatonic
November 13, 2024 at 11:55 PM
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goddammitsarah.bsky.social
there is nothing cats love more than sitting on the thing you are looking for
November 13, 2024 at 6:20 PM
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fishtopher.bsky.social
he makes a good point
Fishtopher, a classic brown tabby cat with green eyes, sitting in a green froggy cat bed in a window. He looks at the camera with a neutral but alert expression. His ears face forward and his nose is very pink.
November 13, 2024 at 5:18 PM
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bilbo.cat
helo ! can i have ,a kiss pelase
Bilbo the cat loafs on his cat tree surrounded by catnip leaves, some of which are stuck to his whiskers. He says "Hello! Can I have a kiss please?"
November 12, 2024 at 6:19 PM
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bilbo.cat
oaghhe
Bilbo lies in bed with his big head tucked into his upturned paws as if pressing them into his face. He groans "oaghhe"
November 13, 2024 at 4:04 AM
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bilbo.cat
i am going to make problems ...on purpise
A close up of Bilbo's extremely round orange face as he dries off from the rainy outdoors, looking smug. He says "I am going to cause problems on purpose.
November 13, 2024 at 8:45 PM