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Maura ミ☆ 🤍🤍
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i'm twenty-nine years old, i've no money and no prospects. i'm already a burden to my parents and i'm frightened. taylor swift. the 1975. cats.
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Possibly the saddest picture ever taken, right here in Takoma Park
March 28, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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An American pope just sounds wrong. That should not be allowed.
May 8, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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here are some good creatures (not an exhaustive list):

* raccoon
* capybara
* chinchilla
* autism creature
* axolotl
* always sunny danny devito
* bird
February 19, 2025 at 8:51 AM
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November 28, 2024 at 9:40 PM
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he wants me snack
November 26, 2024 at 6:04 AM
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Sadly, Jack Smith will dismiss the election subversion case against Trump-there’s no choice. Trump vowed to fire him; the DOJ would have dropped it; Internal policies prohibited it; and The Supreme Court effectively made him immune. It’s a sad day for justice. He is in fact above the law right now.
November 25, 2024 at 6:33 PM
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November 25, 2024 at 3:45 PM
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Someone called this mass exodus from Twitter ‘the fall of the Broman Empire’ and I died laughing. 💀
November 23, 2024 at 6:42 PM
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big bboys ... have big harts
November 23, 2024 at 3:23 PM
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Math problem. I have three apples and am traveling towards you at 17mph. It's not really a problem, more of a warning. Apple time, bitches.
November 22, 2024 at 5:09 AM
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just a comfy guy
November 23, 2024 at 1:39 AM
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I don’t mind watching television, I just prefer shows where I won’t learn anything new and fucked up that just happened
November 22, 2024 at 3:35 AM
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forgetting your headphones at home is the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in medieval times
November 18, 2024 at 4:58 AM
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This is Loki, our Border Collie
November 16, 2024 at 5:42 PM
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anyone else's "discover" page just CATS CATS AND MORE CATS
November 14, 2024 at 7:42 PM
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“Everybody who leaves Twitter lives in a bubble. They don’t want to interact with people who have thoughts and values that differ from their own.”

Listen buddy I’m just trying to escape the sex bots
November 15, 2024 at 1:18 AM
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awake . umfortunately
November 15, 2024 at 3:49 AM
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Yeah same 😂
November 14, 2024 at 12:19 PM
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cat: *unresponsive*

bartender: get this catatonic
November 13, 2024 at 11:55 PM
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there is nothing cats love more than sitting on the thing you are looking for
November 13, 2024 at 6:20 PM
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he makes a good point
November 13, 2024 at 5:18 PM
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helo ! can i have ,a kiss pelase
November 12, 2024 at 6:19 PM
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oaghhe
November 13, 2024 at 4:04 AM
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i am going to make problems ...on purpise
November 13, 2024 at 8:45 PM