Ellen Murray
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ellenfromnowon.co.uk
Ellen Murray
@ellenfromnowon.co.uk
electronics and radio dweeb, snail car enjoyer, irish and gay
Perils of keeping the windows open for some fresh air during the first night without rain in 7 weeks: woke up to a spider the size of a newborn kitten chilling beside me in bed ☹️
February 14, 2026 at 5:42 PM
what the fuck. the sky is blue in my part of Ireland today. it's been 6 weeks. shaking
February 13, 2026 at 12:17 PM
Scottish friend who lives up north bragging that they've had like 15 dry days this year so far. FUCK UP
February 12, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Been helping my brother and his fiancé with their first house, and fixing the electrical and plumbing disasters the previous owners cooked up. This afternoon was replacing a hard-wired 6-gang extension cable powering 3 heavy draw appliances(!!!) with temporary but safe supplies. Still got it!
February 12, 2026 at 5:57 PM
and next month our government are gonna do their annual yank fellatio routine with the paedophile in chief, shamrocks in hand as usual. pull some fucking diplomatic levers you cowards
"A modern-day concentration camp ... People have been killed by the staff here." Irish citizen Seamus Culleton has been in ICE detention since September, despite having a valid work permit and his own business in the US.
February 11, 2026 at 2:08 PM
KIER STARMER CEASE THE PERMARAIN WEATHER MACHINE AT ONCE
February 11, 2026 at 2:03 PM
ULSTER HAS SUFFERED ENOUGH
February 11, 2026 at 3:42 AM
goated microwave feature they don't talk about: silent mode. turn it on and pressing buttons doesn't make any sound at all. absolutely S tier
February 9, 2026 at 6:05 PM
not gonna lie, the guys who larp as paramilitary commanders here in the north of ireland these days look more trustworthy as authorities of the state lmao. they at least have matching balaclavas that don't look like they came from a shelf behind the counter at a Croatian smoke shop
Fucking surreal that people dressed like this and carrying assault rifles are permitted to kidnap people off our streets
February 4, 2026 at 4:22 PM
the messaging of fascists always has relied on portraying their enemies as being simultaneously overwhelmingly powerful and abusive as to be a mortal threat, while also being so weak as to be deserving of atrocity and conquest. the nature of the enemy changes to fit the message of the moment.
so I'm about halfway through my re-read of "the rise and fall of the third reich," world war 2 is about to kick off, and one notable thing is how many times hitler would start off speeches and meetings talking about how badly he/germany had been treated, usually by countries he planned on crushing
February 2, 2026 at 5:04 AM
my snail van has very close to no computer and the carburettor (replaced in modern vehicles by electronic fuel injection) is designed in such a way that if you turn left too suddenly before it warms up, it starves the engine and you stall. only going left and only when cold. you want 5% computer.
January 31, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Friendship hack: invite pals around to your place and make them a nice hearty soup. If you're cold they're cold and good veg soups cost like £3 for 4 huge servings. Your life will improve if you invite pals around for soup.
January 29, 2026 at 2:58 PM
what?
🚨 NEW: Keir Starmer has announced a border security agreement with China to crack down on the flow of Chinese-made small boat parts

It comes after 60% of small boat engines used by migrants were found to be Chinese-manufactured
January 29, 2026 at 6:06 AM
flooding today is just mad in lagan valley
January 27, 2026 at 5:52 PM
I think it says something about the current US government that my 75 year old neighbour both knows who the US Homeland Security Advisor (Stephen Miller) is and what his politics are. Related: he also wants him to kill himself.
January 27, 2026 at 1:03 AM
making babies with your wife to save the white race is OUT. accidentally blowing your balls off with a shotgun while attempting to gas journalists to save the white race is IN
January 26, 2026 at 8:20 AM
I could easily be missing something about the nuances of the American system here but isn't this just good cop bad cop stuff?
BREAKING: The Minnesota National Guard is handing out coffee and donuts to Anti-ICE protesters in Minneapolis, after governor Tim Walz called them in to help out.

The good guys!
January 26, 2026 at 8:00 AM
saw a video of people in Minneapolis banging dustbin lids to raise the alarm earlier. this tweet is true
January 26, 2026 at 4:59 AM
the person who invented the thing where if you are on a newspaper website and use the back button and instead of going back it takes you ANYWHERE ELSE should be publicly executed
January 26, 2026 at 4:49 AM
Just a few snaps of a lovely week earlier this month with one of my favourite people in the world, @eightsyllabledelay.bsky.social

First photo is in 1°C, pissing rain and 30mph winds so I'm surprised we look alive at all
January 26, 2026 at 4:38 AM
Have fitted an audible alarm for if the soldering station is on for an hour or more. This is a proactive measure and is not a response to leaving the soldering station on overnight yesterday, which didn't happen.
January 26, 2026 at 3:48 AM
Reading about skincare during lunch. Is daily sunscreen really a good thing to wear if i live in Ireland? Like in winter? I do in the summertime; I sunburn very easily. It seems like a bit of a waste of sunscreen between October and March though, what with the terminal darkness and gloom.
January 21, 2026 at 2:59 PM
"i think the second number is three"
January 21, 2026 at 2:44 PM
listening to the trump davos speech in the background while working. exact context slipped past me, but he just said "i think the second number is three"

much to consider
January 21, 2026 at 2:42 PM
so how are we all doing with the current goings-on lmao
January 20, 2026 at 10:31 PM