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Smol fairy godfather who has lost his magic wand up his own ass.

Chronically horny and terrified halfling.

Compulsory Professional Cassandra At Large

Unrepentantly sardonic Cait Sith living in a trashcan full of love and screes and yips.
Has anyone made mods that allow players to change how lighting works in Final Fantasy VII Remake and Rebirth? If not, can someone please make one?

I still can't wrap my head around the decision to use such harsh outdoor lighting that bleaches out EVERYTHING.
November 16, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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too real lol
November 16, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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She's an icon, she's a legend and she IS the reason for the season
November 15, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Its unwise to aspire to be gods when humanity has such a consistent track record of deicide.
November 16, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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My niece told me she was tired of her little brothers and wanted a pink Christmas tree for her room that would be just hers. And guess what she got from Aunt Ashley? HER OWN 6ft pink Christmas tree for her bedroom. Because eldest daughters understand 😂💗
November 15, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Also not unpacking that I don't feel any happiness about having gotten a considerable amount of work done early. I know logically I should feel relieved, happy even. Maybe even proud.

But it doesn't feel like any weight as really shifted. It still feels like there's too many tasks, and not-
November 15, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Kinda failing to cope with the realization that even though I've added 20+ miles of accessible transportation to my range...there's nowhere I want to go. Everything costs money, or requires other people who also have money to join in.

I dunno what to do with myself and this new sadness.
November 15, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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Praise Thor ⚡️
November 15, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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BlueSky should have an Opt-In tag system that's the inverse of muting, where posters can mark something with %Whatever and only people who have added that opt-in tag in their setting will see those posts in their feed. Bonus points if it's possible to mark some tags as "warn/blur til revealed".
November 15, 2025 at 6:26 AM
A chance for a Pokemon NPC for me to get *Weird* about is way overdue.
If Pokemon really wanted to explore a new direction, they'd make a Pokemon veterinary game. Make players learn to gather supplies, diagnose, and treat weird ailments. Make them travel between PokeCenters to deal with "unusual cases." What kinds of weird illnesses can a Snorlax develop while asleep?
November 15, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Every day I get more and more skeptical about those "Files" and start to side eye people's obsession over them as a sort of magical thinking.

Life rarely has such dramatic moments, and I don't think this is going to be one of them.
November 14, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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Quick observations, gang:

- Your dunk/joke is not worth a criminal charge.
- You are, in no way, as anonymous as you may think you are.
- Certain entities are literally obligated to take comments like "I am going to kill you" seriously. By law, and to cover their own asses.
November 14, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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this was fun :D #6fanarts
November 13, 2025 at 9:30 PM
There's a certain linguistic irony in how rejection of AI is, in very specific and accurate to intended linguistic terms, a conservative stance; Choosing to retain a previously valued way of life rather than steamroll it in favor of a new and uncertain future.

This is why I don't really bother-
November 14, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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Looking at my comfort character and trying to resist the urge to drown myself in things that will hurt my stomach. (AKA: Give me all the spicey food so I can burn my problems away.)
two cartoon characters are standing next to each other and one has a purple shirt with the letter p on it
ALT: two cartoon characters are standing next to each other and one has a purple shirt with the letter p on it
media.tenor.com
November 13, 2025 at 8:06 PM
oh no, I tragically failed to be concerned or feel bad about him. I must be a monster that needs psychiatric help.

Oh wait, we can't afford that now thanks to guys like Fetterman.

Ain't it just a crying shame?
November 13, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I'm all for specificity in language.

For example, nobody goes to prison for pedophilia.

They do however, wind up there for solicitation or statutory rape of a minor. Whether that minor was (10) years old, (15) years or (17) years 23 hours 59 minutes and 59 seconds, you broke the law on a
November 13, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Your former place of employment should be considered a mark of shame.

If I was associated with such a company, I'd keep my head down and show the remorse due to my fellow citizens.

Especially since it's the Finance section.
As a former member of NYT’s finance team & the co-author of this story exposing the relationship between Epstein & Bill Gates as well as one on Epstein & JPMorgan, I am really frustrated to see people claiming that NYT sat on publishable info about Trump and Epstein 🧵 www.nytimes.com/2019/10/12/b...
Bill Gates Met With Jeffrey Epstein Many Times, Despite His Past (Published 2019)
www.nytimes.com
November 13, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I am nothing if not persistent. I will hard-head my way through *ANYTHING* that gets in my way. The blood of the Scottish warrior surges in my veins. I will not be stopped.

*Slumps over, bleeding from the forehead.*
November 13, 2025 at 4:34 AM
My favorite is that I'll more than likely forget this exact moment. The me that can only exist now will die without anyone noticing, not even myself.
Love to take a mini caffeine nap for brain reset, and then out of nowhere brain is all, HEY, DID YOU KNOW YOUR MUM IS DEAD, ISN’T THAT WEIRD.

c’mon, brain.
November 12, 2025 at 11:19 PM
holy shit. Tubi has Pirates of Dark Water. I thought that show was like lost media if not a fever dream spawned false memory.
November 12, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Bacon is the vanilla of savory food.
November 12, 2025 at 3:32 PM
because it's absolutely a good idea to wear something that tells theives exactly where your expensive phone is.
November 12, 2025 at 3:28 PM
... isn't that the same guy who paid a model to pose with him in front of a yacht he did not own, and then claimed she was his girlfriend online without his permission?
November 12, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Probably the only way to make it work is that 4 really was a send off for Woody.

The landscape of parenting has changed so much that if the focus shifts to Buzz completely coming into his own as well as candid observations about the aforementioned thematic shifts, there's potential for a new
The TOY STORY films work best as symbolic of the parent experience - and 4 was surprisingly poignant in that regard, about how parents adjust when the kids leave the house and grow up. But unless TOY STORY 5 is about the toys going into a retirement home, this towel's just about wrung out.
November 12, 2025 at 3:23 PM